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@Syn_delz @Vinod_r108 @zaydmy21 This has way more to do with where you live

@Vinod_r108 @zaydmy21 Having your car stolen lmao

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Man, 31. Life is so unpredictable, unfair and scary. A good friend and possibly one of the most genuine, nicest, and selfless guy I know passed away today. Rest in peace buddy.

1/ On How Short Life Is A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful. Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?" It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...

I'm pretty excited for a decade of them tone deafly telling people they knocked from the middle to the bottom how to be poors twitter.com/INVESTMENTSHUL…

This one small trick with make cashier's everywhere go from asking if you'd like to donate to the kids with no limbs fun to saying "that'll be 20.22... if you wanna take something off just lmk it's no problem"

All it takes is a different shirt and haircut and I go from being rich, smart, and privileged to being a unstable dangerous racist

bitcorn 🌽

taylor swift's silence on robinhood is deafening

Imagine running a hedge fund without a counter-memetics department

sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can’t stay over because of the 3rd amendment

Sometimes you push the right buttons on your computer and make money, sometimes you hit the wrong buttons and lose money. But one thing never changes, none of it will ever make any sense.

I want the free neuralink that plays ads in your sleep

2020 was invented by historians to sell more history

@bitjay34 @schaudenfraud @zerohedge Kinda scuffed but hey, It'll do 🤣

Like bro, God made covid too, he's trying to kill you and you're getting in his way