SavageOrchids

That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight Losing my religion

@reillys5054 @mattrife 🙋‍♀️

@mattrife Anyone else here from Netflix

Bro I’m DYYIIINNGGG at how people think surviving airplane crashes would go down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 If my backpack under MY legs, someone causes YOU to “not survive” an emergency landing… you weren’t fit for this world

@AtivanGirl Fake news. Are you actually? (Happy Birthday!)

I’m 45 years old today. I feel sooooo old, but at least I’m not quite as old as these Crinoid fossils I found today.

@JyotiGondek Keep going. We see you. We support you. Thank you for doing this work for the City.

I had the opportunity to meet with Landon Johnston today, the Calgarian leading a recall petition. Please see my statement 👇🏼.

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@jennafabulous Upvote

If anyone wants to understand how the Liberals taxes are causing the inflation of groceries and goods.....just watch this video. Numbers don't lie.

@ChadSmithAgain @MadHatterMommy @Fulkery1

@MadHatterMommy @Fulkery1 Old McDonalds: E-I-E-I-O

What are the people who can’t decide if they are introverts or extroverts called?

@MadHatterMommy Oh also: “She Who Shall Not Be Named”

@MadHatterMommy Savageorchids (it’s me) Steph (also me 🙋‍♀️) Mum Lucky Human (also an ambivert I think… )

@MrUncle6 @MadHatterMommy Ghezunteit

@MadHatterMommy “Ambivert” has been adopted by the ADHD crowd. I think “hypocondrivert” is more applicable.

@Mrs_JParker Fake news.

Not to brag, but I finished an entire 3-pack of chapstick without losing a single one.

@kim_siever Right? I find that more offensive than a cis UCP Albertan. At least I can expect it from a redneck. Always shocks me.

I’ll never understand gay people who are also anti-trans.

If we could just stop electing adults who believe in Noah’s Ark that would be great.

Emotionally preparing for the people who say "Valentime's Day"

Ready or not… here it comes!

Me, when I forget to bring a cloth bag but refuse to buy another cloth bag for $1.

@nut_meggy I wonder if this is funded with all of the taxes from the drugs they are selling us (alcohol, mairjuana, etc.) ? Probably cheaper than hospital stays or incarceration like they do in the US.

Wtf is this picture?! Are you laughing at people dealing with addictions?

I am today years old when I learned this word: “mantrum” (slang, derogatory) An emotional outburst by an adult man

@jessyroos Oooh sounds very witchy and awesome.