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@MarioNawfal Tiger Woods needs one of these!

🚨 Tesla just reminded everyone that the Model Y has the lowest rollover risk ever recorded for an SUV. 7.9% when tested by NHTSA The Cybertruck also has the lowest rollover risk of any pickup ever tested. 12.4% Measurable, real-world safety advantage

@lovesholly_2 looks more like a Marshy Quim

Kym Marsh #kymmarsh

@carlfogarty you Fool!

Shaved me head.!!😳🥚😂

@GriftReport he went to Turkey

So what happened to Simon Cowell 🤔

@stats_feed women

What is the number 1 cause of divorce?

@nationalexpress Mike Flowers Does Pop would have worked better….’On the National Express….’

We’re pleased to announce the launch of our on-board karaoke across selected services from today 🎤 🚍 Featuring live singalongs, passenger requests, and one person who absolutely insists on doing Mr Brightside 🎶 You're welcome. #CarpoolKaraoke #UKTravel #Travel

@LeahRebeccaUK @bbcweather does anyone check weather forecasts against actual weather and report on the accuracy? they definitely ought to if they don’t

Dear @bbcweather This is my weather station. It is accurate 95% of the time. Your app, run by your mega expensive super computer, is accurate perhaps 35% of the time. Perhaps you should buy these, instead? 🤔

@CuriosityonX Musk

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?

@GinaMuscato I have to wash both hands….just saying

Some men will take 1-2 showers a day but won’t wash their hands after they pee. 😂

@London_W4 Kier is a fool for the whole of April….and May, and June….

Looking at what the government does, it’s April Fool’s Day every day here in Britain.

@moyoscooooo i’d give having a nap a swerve though as sometimes the sheets are still a bit sticky though depending on where you go…..

I just found out that you can book short-stay hotels in the UK for a few hours, and it is not so expensive. With £50, you can disappear for 7 hours, get yourself together, and still go back home to act like nothing happened.

@CleansedTweets you can’t be depressed when you bought a house for £50k and it is now worth £500k….😆

How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today. I can’t fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

@rickyflows go commando

if you go to the gym in the mornings do you just wear your underwear from yesterday? do you buy 2x the amount of underwear? what’s the meta

@supreme_cbd oh dear another successful company closing down 😩

@Carissa1177 you will smash it….!

So the motor on my driver’s side window of my car decided to die this evening… so I watched a YouTube video on replacing the part, and it didn’t look too crazy, so I ordered the part and I am going to attempt to fix it myself. I got this, right!? 😬🫣🫠

@147Magtr thanks for letting me know, I will cancel my Crucible tickets 👍

Ronnie O'Sullivan Dünya Şampiyonası'na katılmayacağını açıkladı. 😢

@TheBishF1 here is a fool in the month of April 😂

Every April 1 for many years I’ve posted an #F1-related #AprilFoolsDay tweet. This year, with the world in the state it’s in, I don’t have the heart to do so, so instead here’s an #AprilFool.

@Nick_Metcalfe Tiger mate, just stop driving cars! You can afford Ubers

Tiger Woods: 'I am stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health.'

@KimFishlegs it’s either Cucumber or KY Jelly, difficult to decipher

@clumsyoaf33 🤗

11yrs ago I took this photo of mum and dad in Nerja Spain It’s my favourite one of them Today we went to the same place but sadly without dad Making new memories ❤️