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So after I returned to work, there’s this mosque right behind my house,the same one I used to attend regularly during Ramadan. Today I went there to pray and also to charge my phone (our transformer has been faulty since last week, so no steady power at home). While I was there, this alfa said he wanted to see me. He came over, sat down, and started saying he had been seeing “bad signs” in me. He said anytime he tries to tell me about them, he can’t find me in the mosque again. I asked, “What are the bad signs, sir?” He first asked for my date of birth. I told him. He said, “You’re a Sagittarius?” I said yes. Then he asked if I have a boyfriend. I said yes. He asked for my boyfriend’s birth month. I asked why. He said he just wanted to know, so I told him. He immediately went: “So he’s a Sagittarius too?” I said yes. Then he declared: “That’s the reason I’m seeing these bad signs.” I pressed him: “Okay, so tell me the bad signs.” He explained: “Sagittarius is a fire sign. Fire and fire cannot be together. You people can’t last. You can only date or marry someone born between January and February because those are water signs. That’s the only group you’re compatible with.” I just said, “Okay sir.” Then he continued: “You have to leave him for your own good.” I was like, “I hear you ooo…” And the very next thing he said was: “Me now, I’m January born. You can see we are compatible.” 😭 I burst out laughing 😂😂 He asked, “What’s funny?” I said, “Nothing ooo,” still laughing. He insisted I was doubting him, so he said he would give me something to use, and when I use it, I’ll see everything he said in my dream and know it’s true. Lol! If I ever go back to that mosque again, make I know wetin go cause am 😂😂 Make I collect something wey go make me forget everything?

We celebrate teen pregnancy now??

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