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Smackytheclown

@scarylary

Professional Squirrel Trainer and Master of Unnecessary Sarcasm.

So Cal Katılım Temmuz 2008
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DANIEL OCEAN
DANIEL OCEAN@m6drop·
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS NEVADA. IF THERE WAS ONE HOTEL YOU COULD PICK TO STAY AT FOR 4 DAYS THAT YOU NEVER STAYED AT: WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE? I CAN TELL YOU STRAIGHT AWAY. FOR ME, IT WOULD BE THE @fblasvegas BECAUSE I NEVER STAYED THERE.
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Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@jedirich_ That doesn't show the true mob....get a video of the crowd coming out of the show via the Venetian bridge....it was brutal. Great show though...
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Jedi Rich
Jedi Rich@jedirich_·
Gwen Stefani and No Doubt are at Sphere tonight —and this place is MOBBED. 30 years after Tragic Kingdom, No Doubt still pulls a monster crowd, and Sphere makes it look like the future swallowed the 90s. No Doubt is no joke. 🔥 No Doubt’s Sphere run is May 6 through June 13, 2026. The Venetian says it’s the band’s first extended run of shows in nearly 14 years. Las Vegas is alive tonight. 🔥 #NoDoubt #SphereVegas #LasVegas #GwenStefani #Vegas
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Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@AR_Arya_9 We're applauding someone for doing a simple task now? The participation medal generation....
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Arya
Arya@AR_Arya_9·
Dreamy girl, world’s highest-paid model Kendall Jenner at a gas station — no attitude, no drama, just doing her own work with her own hands. Good job, sweetheart. ✨
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Rick Golfs
Rick Golfs@Top100Rick·
Is The Sphere the coolest artificial feature at a golf course? The Wynn Golf Course in Vegas used to be known as just expensive and amazing conditions. Now it has a true attraction. Everyone wants to hit at the smiley face. Worthy the $750 green fee? In Vegas, that’s a good deal.
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Joe Elliott
Joe Elliott@def_leppar20044·
Have you ever sat front row at a Rock N Roll concert or close to?
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Smackytheclown
Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@VitalVegas Oh no....Hot girls are losing gigs? They may have to actually get jobs? Well, at least there's Dubai.
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Vital Vegas
Vital Vegas@VitalVegas·
Stop using AI hot girls, thanks!
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Slava
Slava@daddykopitar·
Is Jay Woodcroft the next head coach of the LA Kings?
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Hardcore Doughty
Hardcore Doughty@calstanvard·
Who should be named Captain for the LA Kings in 2026/27? I don't care who you name but I want to know your #1 reason. YOUR reason. Not who you think they'll pick.
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Joe Bonamassa (Official)
Joe Bonamassa (Official)@JBONAMASSA·
I hold the all time record for the most #1 Blues Albums on the Billboard Charts, Play to sold out gigs all around the world and sold about 9 million records to boot. But yeah.. I agree. 😎👍😂
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Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@LAAngelsPR Another questionable decision by the worst owner in baseball. I haven't watched a game or gone to a game in 3 years. I won't until Arte sells the team. (I've gone to Angel stadium for 50 years). Really sad.
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Angels PR
Angels PR@LAAngelsPR·
The #Angels released the following statement on Patrick O'Neal's departure from the broadcast team: The Angels organization would like to thank Patrick O’Neal for his 13 years of dedication to the Angels broadcast team. He brought a sense of pride to each telecast, something that was felt by Angels fans watching at home.
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Smackytheclown
Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@LangmanVince She sounded great! She did have some in-ear issues that you could tell she got lost in the song a bit, but that's just rust that will be gone by the next show. Everyone is so critical of every little thing. Lighten up, Francis.
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Gwen Stefani is getting destroyed online for her Las Vegas Sphere show! What happened to her voice?
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Smackytheclown
Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@kurri_jari I agree. If Robitaille, Doughty, Ceci and Dumolin don't go we're completely doomed. Don't know how to get those ridiculous contracts moved.
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Jari the Hutt
Jari the Hutt@kurri_jari·
Being down 3-0 to Colorado is completely predictable. It's not a loss for the roster the organization put together. Those boys tried hard. It's a loss for the organization - Robitaille should never be around the LA franchise again. Credit to the Swede goalie, who battled. Credit to guys like: Jeff Mallott. Jared Wright. The Tall Finn. The men who competed, even if they knew they were staring down the cannons. It's such a shame that Anze Kopitar's career is ending in such a manner.
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B/R Open Ice
B/R Open Ice@BR_OpenIce·
Last night it was Crosby and now MacKinnon gets called for embellishment tonight 😳 Thoughts on this call? 🤔
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Amy
Amy@20th_Centurygal·
Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?
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Smackytheclown
Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@SubRosaMagick Constantly use Shenanigans. When someone says something stupid, We call Shenanigans! Once in a while kerfuffle, and Bamboozled. I used to tease my son in his late teens that he was a Nincompoop. He just stared blankly....
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SubRosa )✿( Magick @subrosamagick.bsky.social
Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel
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Smackytheclown
Smackytheclown@scarylary·
@AlTheBoss03 Nolan Ryan 1973 Angels (4th in the West and 4 games under .500) 39 games started, 21-16, Averaged 8.3 IP, 383 K's, averaged 10.6 K's per game. I saw him 5 times that year as a kid and it's still the loudest I've ever heard a mitt pop.
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altheboss
altheboss@AlTheBoss03·
Name a single MLB season stat line that still makes your jaw drop every time you look it up. 🤯⚾ I'll go first: Bob Gibson, 1968 — 22 wins, 13 shutouts, and a 1.12 ERA. Drop yours below. No context needed. Just the name, year, and the number that breaks your brain.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.
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HAWK
HAWK@HawkEmDownChris·
Age yourself by naming an NFL quarterback you grew up watching. I’ll start: Peyton Manning.
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