Beam me up Scotty

@nickimoraa I will never understand why men become gynecologists. If you see 6 patients a day, 1 is there for a routine checkup, and the other 5 have something wrong with them. 🤢🤮

I will never understand men that decide to be gynecologists. Why did you, as a man, feel like you are qualified to be an expert on women’s health and influence women’s health choices?

@Notwokenow No, not at all. Someone needs to cure her kleptomania. Obviously her mother doesn't care, or is too scared she'll make little Susie mad at her.

AITAH? Saturday night my oldest granddaughter, Di (12), asked to borrow my AirPods. I said yes but she had to clean them after she used them. Late last night, I was looking for them and couldn’t find them. I texted her and asked where she put them. Zero response. This morning, she wrote me to ask me to bring 1 of her leotards to her at school ( 35 minutes away), because she forgot them all here. Again, I asked about the AirPods. Again, no response. Instead, she asked if would PLEASE bring her leotard because she doesn’t have any at her Dad’s house and she has practice after school. At this point, I’m annoyed. I ask about the AirPods for the 3rd time, and I don’t mention the leotard. She finally says this: “They must have ended up in my backpack.” I tell her nothing “ends up” in her backpack without her purposefully putting it in there. I further explain that she has stolen from me, and then has the nerve to ask me for a favor. This is a child who I get up extra early for to do her hair whenever she asks. Who I spoil beyond reasonableness. She then says I can have MY AirPods back when I drop off her leotards. The f’ing nerve of this kid. She doesn’t put her leotards in her backpack, but she does put my property in there, without my consent. I inform her she is a thief and that me doing any favors for her AT ALL is over until she returns my property. And I am not playing. She will get nothing from me. No more doing her hair, getting her new clothes, driving to pick her up or drop her off at her bestie’s house, no more special request dinners or breakfasts. I am done. I think a hard lesson MUST be learned. Even if she has her regional gymnastics competition this coming weekend, I am not changing my mind. Am I the asshole here?

@AmericanVsGov Well, for one thing, the government has amassed such a huge surveillance system against it's own citizens that it makes it near impossible to organize. If a civil war ever does kick off, data centers need to be the #1 target.

Why do Americans struggle to unite against the Government? A huge majority of them complain about the government but do nothing.

@ltgovhashmi Fuck you, you foreign invader. Get the fuck out of MY state.

As the General Assembly adjourns sine die, I thank the members of the Senate and House for their dedication during the 2026 legislative session. It’s been an honor to preside over the Senate as we worked to support Virginia’s families and strengthen our Commonwealth.

@salimforva Fuck you shitskin foreigner, come and get mine. You'll be getting it 62 grains at a time.

File under “Republicans confidently proving the Democrats’ point”

@GovernorVA Get out of MY fucking state you carbetbagging cunt

As we approached the end of the General Assembly session, it was great to host many of the Legislative Aides who work every day to deliver for Virginians. Thank you for all you do!

@Jxseph_sandxval "But I never had the real option to decide if I wanted to be a father or not." Yes you did, when you slept with her. You took that chance, and lost. I don't feel sorry for you at all.

Cuando tenía 19 años, mi novia quedó embarazada. Yo no quería ser padre. Estaba empezando la universidad, no tenía dinero y apenas sabía cuidar de mí mismo. Le dije que lo mejor era abortar. Ella dijo que no. Que quería tener al bebé. Discutimos durante semanas. Al final me dijo algo que todavía recuerdo: “Es mi cuerpo. Yo decido.” Tuvo al niño. Hoy el niño tiene 8 años… y ella me exige pensión alimenticia. La ley dice que debo pagar. Que es mi responsabilidad. Pero siempre me queda una pregunta que nadie parece querer discutir: Si la decisión final de tener al bebé fue solo de ella… ¿por qué la responsabilidad financiera no puede ser también una decisión mía? Cuando digo esto, mucha gente se enfurece. Dicen que abandonar a un hijo es imperdonable. Pero yo nunca tuve la opción real de decidir si quería ser padre o no. Ella sí tuvo la opción de decidir si quería ser madre. Entonces queda la pregunta incómoda: Si una mujer puede decidir continuar o no un embarazo… ¿un hombre debería tener también el derecho de decidir si quiere asumir la paternidad? (Historia anónima)

@gothburz @Shaka610 You didn't invest $850M in the South side of Chicago, you spent it on arguably the ugliest fucking building in the state.

@Shaka610 Eight hundred and fifty million dollars invested in the South Side of Chicago. I'm not sure which part you think is the bad look.

I'm the CEO of the Obama Foundation. The Obama Presidential Center is an $850 million project in Jackson Park on the South Side of Chicago. It will be the most expensive presidential center in American history. We are building it with unpaid volunteers. I need to explain what community engagement means. Community engagement means the community provides the labor. The volunteer program launched in March. Seventy-five to one hundred "Community Ambassadors." They lead tours. They organize events. They train other volunteers. They do not receive compensation. My salary is $740,000. The architects earned $60 million. The general contractor earned over $200 million. The Community Ambassadors gain experience in building community. That is the phrase in the recruitment materials. I approved the recruitment materials. The median household income in the surrounding census tracts is $31,000. The volunteers come from these tracts. They commute to an $850 million building to work for free while the person who approved the volunteer program earns $740,000. I am the person who approved the volunteer program. We held a volunteer appreciation event. The catering company was paid. The event planner was paid. The photographer was paid. The volunteers were thanked. Thanked is not a form of compensation. Thanked is what you receive when you are not receiving compensation. That is community engagement.

@gothburz Is this supposed to be a flex? Or satire? I'm confused. You used slave labor, and you're bragging about it? You're jewish, right?

@LinettePaille Ain't nobody willingly fucking Jabba the Hutt you dumb cunt, I'd die of alcohol poisoning long before I even thought about fucking that.

When you realize that most men will fuck both of these women, you’ll begin to understand the problem. Men have zero standards and will fuck a goat, a pig, a lizard, a donkey, a dead corpse and film it and post it to the internet

@wayistcoach @New_tres A real god does not need sacrificial offerings, you idiot.

@New_tres Yahweh requires sacrificial offerings to bless things. In this case, probably to acquire the land. Its not evil if you believe in the Bible.

Deep in the woods of Monsey, NY, Jewish men were discovered performing a burning ritual on a deer in a fire-restricted area. The animal was laid on a pallet with sticks piercing its stomach and eyes. The men quickly fled when confronted.

But yeah... "Trust us Bro, we're not trying to eradicate you." Chair of the CDC Advisory Committee: "We'll just get rid of all the Whites in the US".

@mags_mclaugh That looks like several different varieties of mud.

One time my dad was visiting me in dc and I took him to try it. He then left and I called him about an hour later to make sure he was out of the beltway traffic. He did not leave. He was back at the restaurant, alone, eating a second lunch. The power of Ethiopian food

@ThrillaRilla369 Lyle Alzado and John Matuszak.

Age yourself by naming a professional athlete you used to watch when you were younger Cal Ripken Jr

@donwinslow It absolutely DOES accept driver's licenses that are Real ID, which became mandated last year.

The SAVE Act doesn’t accept driver’s licenses. 50% of Americans don’t have passports.

@SGTWipper1Each Subs are the smoothest ride.

Sometimes I think I would have liked the Navy. Then I see things like this. It would be Carrier or nothing for me.

Israel is set to deport a Jewish American activist who reported an Israeli settler who ran over a five-year-old Palestinian girl in the South Hebron Hills two days ago. They arrested and deported the activist who reported the crime—not the criminal.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Israeli settlers just set a Palestinian guy on fire in Ramallah, West Bank. They immobilized him, poured gasoline over, and set him on fire.

@MelonieMac @BretWeinstein I like ya girl, but you really need to read up a bit more.

@BretWeinstein Satan seemingly got a foothold in his life and used Tucker as a pawn to share his evil lies. Someone can have everything and lose it all when they entertain evil. Corruption destroys everything it touches.

Tucker has everything a reasonable man could want: A beautiful family, many good friends, he’s adored by millions, a warm and welcoming home, a staff that loves him, influence. He’s not egotistical, or driven by lust, or greed. Ask yourself: Would he risk it all for Iran? Why???