schadenfrog

a haiku

@BecomingCritter @nullrespecter It means you’re a furry. Sorry you’re finding out this way. I find this character offputting. Good luck with your new life and hobby.

@nullrespecter idk why this is true but it is

What else is like phthalo green where they hit the perfect neuron just right?

@AccPocari @airkatakana absolute insane levels of brutal insult, telling someone that they look like her

my last girlfriend would tell me daily to lose weight, even getting angry if i told her i was going to eat food i asked her how much she thought i weighed and her guess was a full 10kg higher than my actual weight dating today is hard because women have become more delusional

@xlr8harder I haven't used 5.5 but this sounds a lot like grok in style unlike other gpt's

I'm pleased gpt-5.5 likes creatures.

@bitplane @shakoistsLog cock goblin

@shakoistsLog sama's goblin

chatgpt right now

@BecomingCritter Pickup line ideas

THINGS I DON'T DEBATE WITH WOMEN: 1. Whether the foreskin should stay 2. How bad getting hit in the balls feels 3. Testicular torsion 4. Priapism 5. How to shake after urinating Why? Because NONE of these involve the female body and also women aren't interested when I ask

@BillyM2k We just call him Harold

@BillyM2k humuhumunuknukuapua'a

name a fish

@nolanslee @612jack Rolled up in a short bus

@612jack Did you roll up before you tweeted this?

something i'm noticing lately: gen Z is lowkey the first time they actually have had face face to see someone where now literally nobody's anymore like we used somehow to be

Not understanding the difference between communism and slave labor is retard level thinking. This is not at all how it's going to work, but apparently I need to simplify it for the unimaginative: Imagine every single person owns a self repairing ai robot capable of doing any job. Imagine if we all sent them to work to do our jobs for us but we kept the pay. In what way would that be communism?

@schadenfrog @wannabegroncho @minordissent @curtis_yarvin Subsidizing people for breathing is commie slop

Hard to fight communism when you yourself are a communist

@ErenChenAI vaccinated?

Another humanoid robot falls during a live marathon. The impact shows how heavy it is.

@uncledoomer @Watchman_motto The exact opposite of tying a room together

@Watchman_motto criminal

Archeofuturism.

@uncledoomer It's not April 1st doomer

i actually love these chicks and the only reason i ever posted mean things about them was because you guys all liked my posts

@QuetzalPhoenix Highly related to this post youtube.com/watch?v=tBo_Ii…

The masculine urge to not remember someone's name.

@justalexoki How your wife's boyfriend sounds you mean

how i sound when i nut inside my ovulating wife

stopped using tinder and started look thru local mugshots to bail out the hotties

Scrolling through old comments to find something. See this. What kind of low iq response was this? jfc. "30 of us have an iphone and 1 of us don't. Just convince everyone else to switch and stop being irrational. It's totally not a monopoly dude because you can just somehow convince all of your colleagues and friends to use a different app instead of just getting an iphone". Honestly how fucking dumb are you? "Sorry guys I refuse to comply so now all of you have to switch". Only an Apple cultist could come up with something this stupid. The group would tell you to get fucked. Excuse the 3 year delayed reply. Just going to go and and block you now for unironically saying something so fucking dumb.

@schadenfrog @skarbon @jon_prosser You can convince them to adopt another way communication. If they don’t follow you can stop having these irrational friends and colleagues.

If you want iMessage, buy an iPhone.

@BecomingCritter Guide to getting action in 2026: 1) Be or convincingly pretend to be a communist

when i tell her everything would be fixed if we outlawed guns abolished ice and made mamdani president

@BecomingCritter very autistic

@jiratickets I think it's deeply uncool to post videos of me without my consent

Show this video to a leftist and you’ll see a deer in the headlights. Dumbfounded. Stopped dead in their tracks. Their “reality” crumbles around them and they gasp for air desperately sorting their brainwashed mind for the programmed response. But they simply have none to give.