susie me

When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to that’s right I have a gun

Zanzibar by Billy Joel

i interviewed marketers about their ai-obsessed bosses

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

Last night I was lucid dreaming and realized I could do anything I wanted in my dream so I went to the movies!

stops me in my tracks every time and reminds me time is finite.. its beautiful

Any sentence now that says “it’s not just ___… it’s ___” is written by ChatGPT

@swiftlycline That is famously an introverted twirl

what did yall do to my introverted QB? 😭

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

All healed up! Who wants to talk on the phone?

Why can’t they just have a violent bachelorette

White people be like I called the city and they said there's nothing they can do for the squirrel

I’ve never dated a bad singer. I hope when I die they form a barbershop quartet

I’ve had a difficult year so far but at least there is always Angels by Denis Johnson

Reading old texts like they’re Old Texts

A Blue Heron was spotted in Burnet Woods the other day enjoying the last bits of snow!

Receiving a simple question mark in response to images of my butthole that my doctor asked me to send kindaaaa feels like receiving the laughing emoji in response to a nude

Going into a spiritually induced coma until I’m healed. Good bye

I have two amazing butt holes

The bag is full of tirds

Felt well enough to go outside and pick up 100 dog tirds today