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Jessie Schneiderman

Jessie Schneiderman

@schneiderpants

a woman, unreservedly. voiceover artist, comedy writer, creative activist. https://t.co/jYtFh4Gj52

Los Angeles, CA/Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2009
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@CoraCHarrington @FredTaming But also that’s wild you just know that it was def a penis patch. So niche. Did the penis rest in it and was it also In underwear or just penis on shirt action.
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@FredTaming Omg thank you I thought about it and tried to figure it out and then gave up but I’m so glad you asked so now I understand.
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Rita Powell@Rizabellepow·
I started bringing my children out to restaurants on a one on one basis when they were super young to teach them how to behave in a restaurant, to speak w/the server, table manners, etc. We called them “dates.” We get compliments constantly.
Fox News@FoxNews

No one wants a romantic dinner ruined by a screaming child at the next table. According to a new survey, 75% of Americans say restaurants should offer some kind of adults-only dining experience to avoid unruly kids. That includes child-free sections, restrictions during late-night hours, and quieter dining environments focused more on the experience than family-friendly chaos.

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Variety@Variety·
A new study found films were more likely to star a man named Chris or a talking animal than a woman over 60. variety.com/2026/film/glob…
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@Acyn He said “he’s got a person I’ve known for a long time” he was talking about the woman
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Acyn@Acyn·
Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
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Cora Harrington@CoraCHarrington·
Sometimes I think about how nineteenth century abolitionists tried to get people to boycott cotton produced by slave labor, and people were like, “Noooo…I love my fashionable clothes too much and cotton produced without slave labor is too expensive and too hard to find.” Yeah.
tab♡♡@sandytaboo

admitting u shop at nd wear shein is cringe af

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Do people not know that she defended Murray Miller (writer for Girls) against multiple sexual assault allegations in the midst of 2017, claiming she had insider knowledge that would exonerate him and only way after the fact admitted that she had made that up?
emily may@emilykmay

just finished "famesick" after having never watched girls or read lena's first memoir, my only knowledge of her is vaguely aware of controversies. ...do people just hate her because she's not super hot and a little annoying? (relatable)

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@emilykmay The only thing I know about her is that she defended Murray Miller (writer for Girls) against multiple sexual assault allegations in the midst of 2017, claiming she had insider knowledge that would exonerate him, Admitting that wasn’t true way after the fact. Immediate no for me.
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emily may@emilykmay·
just finished "famesick" after having never watched girls or read lena's first memoir, my only knowledge of her is vaguely aware of controversies. ...do people just hate her because she's not super hot and a little annoying? (relatable)
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Jessie Schneiderman@schneiderpants·
@svershbow My bff is the CEO!! She gave me one but I haven’t used it. Will def try it now. I’m obsessed with the brush.
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Kara J@hopefullofpeace·
@atrupar Why didn't anyone come forward when Eric ran for President that's a bigger deal than governor? I'm always on side of victims but when Roger Stone and Katie Porter are involved and Trump hates him it makes me wonder why no charges were ever made?
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
A woman named Lonna Drewes at a news conference just now accused Eric Swalwell of drugging her drink and sexually assaulting her. Here's part of her statement.
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Grace Panetta@grace_panetta·
The specific allegations against Swalwell aside….this response reflects a very pervasive (but wrong) belief. Most sexual violence is relational and survivors keeping contact w/ their assailants is very common and not necessarily discrediting (esp when there’s a power imbalance)
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Elex Michaelson@Elex_Michaelson

NEW: @CNN spoke to 4 women who accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual misconduct. cnn.com/2026/04/10/us/…

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Jessie Schneiderman@schneiderpants·
NO. All of this “skepticism is warranted after Tara Reade” is incorrect AND harmful. she is the RARE exception - the 2% of allegations that are false. believing women should be the default - almost 0 women make false allegations. It was immediately clear she was lying.
JJ in NH@JustJoshinNH

Maybe I’m wrong and Swalwell is that guy. Been wrong before. However, some skepticism is warranted after Tara Reade. Liars don’t care about survivors, or victims, or the damage these lies do to actual survivors. They care about the lie, and causing havoc.

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@Rizabellepow So messed up. And it’s never surprising, the men aren’t precious, he’s disgusting and there are so many more on the left just keeping their feet on our fucking necks.
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@Rizabellepow I tell you all the time DURiNG CLASS (u roll your eyes at me) also I saw u nail the rollup the other day I swear? I think I exclaimed! Even
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Rita Powell
Rita Powell@Rizabellepow·
I’ve been doing Pilates for about a year, with a three month hiatus from surgery. Today, an instructor told me after class I was really strong. That totally made my day. I just have to nail that roll up!!!
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