
Jessie Schneiderman
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Jessie Schneiderman
@schneiderpants
a woman, unreservedly. voiceover artist, comedy writer, creative activist. https://t.co/jYtFh4Gj52



Was looking at an 18th century linen shirt this morning, and I love this contrast between the superfine original stitching and the less fine repair work from later (zoom in). There are lots of interesting patches on this garment, including one where the penis would be.



No one wants a romantic dinner ruined by a screaming child at the next table. According to a new survey, 75% of Americans say restaurants should offer some kind of adults-only dining experience to avoid unruly kids. That includes child-free sections, restrictions during late-night hours, and quieter dining environments focused more on the experience than family-friendly chaos.




admitting u shop at nd wear shein is cringe af

just finished "famesick" after having never watched girls or read lena's first memoir, my only knowledge of her is vaguely aware of controversies. ...do people just hate her because she's not super hot and a little annoying? (relatable)






In addition to about a hundred other things: Girl! That POSTURE?!

"I'm a father". Why isn't enough for these men to see women as humans who deserve respect?



NEW: @CNN spoke to 4 women who accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual misconduct. cnn.com/2026/04/10/us/…

I’ve covered Eric Swawell since he was a member of the Dublin City Council. Shortly after being elected to Congress in 2013, his behavior towards women was known by all levels of our local government and the Alameda County Democratic Party.

Maybe I’m wrong and Swalwell is that guy. Been wrong before. However, some skepticism is warranted after Tara Reade. Liars don’t care about survivors, or victims, or the damage these lies do to actual survivors. They care about the lie, and causing havoc.


Sorry. I just can’t get past this. Can’t.





