thecozyghost

Do you guys want to hang out for a bit?

@reet416 @incelfreak123 But he does have Somalian neighbors soo

@incelfreak123 You work from home 4 days a week

People always talk about office jobs being feminine. But if you work in globohomo you know that higher management people are usually literal navy seals combat veterans. They're complete psychopaths who put you on a strict 4HL prison regimen. Maybe an office job is feminine in the sense that it is about being completely dominated by these guys

@vrilledcheese @theskyscribe My son does that, but he also points at any woman who looks older and shouts "It's grandmother! HI GRANDMOTHER! GRRAANNNDDMOOTTHHEERRR!" So that's been fun lmao

@theskyscribe my son likes to point me out to strangers and say "that's mom! she's a nice woman!"

A toddler will push you out of your comfort zone because she will announce to everyone in a restaurant, “I’m eating pasta!!!!!” several times

@BRIDGETFONDLE_ Oooooh! Of course 🙏🏻 Good luck!

Going to look at listings to buy a new house today put your good juju out for me 🤓

@audreystayshome Just look on the bright side x.com/prettywiseass/…

so, like everyone claims to be neurodivergent? pls stop it.

@Sabamika1 So true

@prettywiseass Cozyghost:

Good thing I'm bad at math

@Sabamika1 It is 😩

@prettywiseass I've known friends who had kids IRL. It always ends up with y'all playing virus tag.

After only four days of pre-k guess who's sick 🙃

@witlegit It passes eventually (when I'm too exhausted to do anything and pass out for a nice still-not-long-enough sleep)

@prettywiseass Haha oh I'm sorry you're in the same boat 😫

Lately my body has been like "hey I got this great new idea, how about we wake up 6 hours after falling asleep and then you just kind of lay there for a couple of hours in a weird half awake state feeling anxious about everything?"

@eckiam I knew it was going to happen sooner rather than later, but dang four days is so fast lol Thankfully it's just a cold, and yeah one of the other parents said their kid had a cough so 🫠

@prettywiseass initiation

@James32980438 I am now too 😭

@prettywiseass You, pretty soon, if not already.

@BernadetteKuma People use a cale lamb mold (idk if you can find one there or not) Anyway, here is a good recipe to use or work off of (there are other ones with frosting recipes/techniques) cooklikeczechs.com/velikonocni-be…

教会でやるイースターのパーティーへ羊のケーキを持っていこうと思うのだけど、こういう風に体の形も立体に造りあげるには、どうやってスポンジを焼いたらいいの！？

@FraserBerryFarm Ah yes, the nap trap was horrible. I believe we started "sleep training" my son around the five month mark because I was going insane. I felt trapped all the time and he would wake up screaming/crying the moment I'd try to lay him down or move at all.

@prettywiseass My mum told me she had a very similar experience w/ my brother. He was worse than Baby P, but she said it’s so hard being over stimulated and under stimulated at the same time. A big thing for me is I get so so uncomfy being nap-trapped & having to sit for so long.

Husband dealing with inconsolable tyrant child while I just rock back and fourth and try not to crash out. Skin crawling stuff. Far too autistic to manage having children.

@litrallyhitlr "Imagine-" No, no thanks I would really rather not

Imagine being 9 months pregnant and still uploading videos of ur ass with your legs wide open I really can’t I’m throwing my phone into the ocean

@Montmorencies Finally a political movement I can get behind

@prettywiseass Deport all inside insects to Africa

Welcome, spring (I also saw a fly)

And whenever he is sick he starts eating weird food combinations that make me go 🤢 Right now he's dipping buttered toast into his apple juice. This isn't the worst, but it still makes my stomach churn

@witlegit Eye problems?

Guhh I can see both sides and it's torture

@piss_devil It's always for some stupid reason like that too