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I'm like if a Hopeless romantic was Avoidant

"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

Last night we let the screwball peanut butter whiskey talk

Taking over/unders on how this airport meatball sub is going to affect my stomach

why is it never woody allen or roman polanski

@1havebadeyes I dont have a vape…

gonna be wine drunk in a bar sneaky hitting my friend’s vape and touching their shoulder a little too much tonight ooooooo i can’t wait

Jo from vanderpump is a young Kelly bensimon no I won’t elaborate

I need to know what the RHONJ have to say about this

Just found out my dad participated in a tom selleck look alike contest in the 80s… we’re bringing back the ancient texts

I’m so autistic about the real housewives it’s not even funny

ok i’m at the point of RHONY where i think legally they should euthanize ramona singer

Young men voting for Trump: you're less than garbage. You're pathetic. You're imbeciles. You lack empathy and you think that makes you strong. You will never find what you're looking for.

on season 4 of rhony and ramona singer behaves in ways i didn’t know existed

can't kill myself because i'm convinced i'm gonna be really good at being 34

You don’t need drugs and alcohol you just need to rearrange your living room

being the single friend with a horrific dating life isn’t easy but someone has to do it

Having a crush will have you using emojis you’ve never DREAMT of

@tuckfwelvey I thought this was okja

Me after having lunch