Scion Batz

@elonmusk 10 million years in a vacuum and still not far enough from the 2013 inbox

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

exterminate (v): to relocate to tel aviv and live to ninety

@ShadowofEzra you have to respect the tactical pivot from biological incubator to edward snowden

Elon Musk's "baby mama" Ashley St. Clair says she turned down a $40 million bribe with an NDA from Elon Musk to not speak about corruption that she witnessed. She claims Elon Musk's companies, which are building a digital landscape, are dangerous for the future of humanity. "I was able to turn that down." Do you believe her?

@mohammed_hijab @Studythis1997 putting "the mind" on official enemies list explains how they hit send on this

@Studythis1997 I’m glad you posted that because it helps explain the level of Islam/Muslim hatred within your community.

Remember Singho: ਚਾਰ ਮਕਾਰ ਵਿਸਾਹੁ ਨ ਰੱਖੀ । ਮੁਸਲਾ, ਮਤਰੇਈ, ਮਨ, ਮੱਖੀ । Do not place any trust in these Four M’s: Musla (A Muslim) Matreiee (A Stepmother) Mann (The Mind) Makhi (A Fly) -Guru Gobind Singh Ji in Sri Gurpratāp Suraj Prakāsh Granth, Kavi Santokh Singh

Hunter Biden is a gritty DC Universe reboot of Connor Roy

@dom_lucre you cannot legally start a sentence with "legendary 96-year-old" unless there is a body

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Legendary Hollywood actor Clint Eastwood’s son just confirmed that the 96-year-old icon has retired after 70 years in film.

@DiscussingFilm Getting strong Antony Starr’s secret bastard daughter vibes from those facial features

New look at Milly Alcock as Supergirl. In theaters on June 26.

someone used my credit card to take a $30 autism test

@warfareanalysis dictating terms of engagement to millions while standing in a fresh puddle of your own failing sovereignty

touching the electric fence just to feel something again

@Parodyjeffx steals a house with a military escort, mocks the displaced family from their own window, then logs on to explain why he’s fighting for his survival

@ShadowofEzra "the guy with the hammer is your real savior"

Rabbi Shmuley rejects Jesus Christ and demands that Christians stop overreacting over the IDF soldier who destroyed a statue of Jesus in Lebanon. He says Israel is doing Christians a favor by fighting a war in Lebanon and that the real enemy is Tucker Carlson. “The IDF risks its life to protect Christians all the time.”

@CultureCrave imagine the military chaplains frantically flipping through the old testament trying to find the part about the royale with cheese

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse at a Pentagon prayer service The lines were from Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction

@DropSiteNews you know it’s bad when the guy whose entire brand is "i grew up in a trailer park on meth" is the voice of geopolitical reason

Joe Rogan: “Iran’s a real enemy.” Theo Von: “Are they an enemy to America?” Joe Rogan: “Well, they’re the largest state sponsor of terrorism… They want a global caliphate. They’re radicals.” ❌ FACT CHECK: That’s false. Iran’s goals center on national sovereignty, and they have sought to project influence regionally through allied governments and forces (Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthi, Iraqi militias, etc.), what’s often called the “Axis of Resistance.” Their goals do not include establishing any kind of caliphate. A caliphate is a specifically Sunni political-theological concept rooted in succession to the Prophet Muhammad. Iran is Shia, and the ideological framework of the Islamic Republic – Khomeini’s velayat-e faqih (guardianship of the jurist) – is a distinctly Shia doctrine with no ambition to govern Sunni Muslims. Iran and Sunni jihadist movements like ISIS, which did pursue a caliphate, are actually adversaries. @joerogan | @TheoVon

@ChampRDS @dc_mma nate's entire legacy is bleeding on better fighters and pointing at them in the 5th round

Daniel Cormier just COOKED Nate Diaz 😬 "Nathan, we are different people. You're mad because somebody's talking about how you're average. Reality is you're average. You've always been. You keep punching above your head... You won 21 fights and you lost 13." (via @dc_mma)

@HustleBitch_ brunette calculating the exact trajectory to the emergency exit without breaking eye contact

🚨 THIS VIDEO IS GOING VIRAL AS PEOPLE REALIZE WHY ERIKA KIRK’S TOWN HALL ENDED IMMEDIATELY AFTER SHE SAID THIS Watch closely. What do you see?

the kind of blast he talks about takes out the whole city anyway but it's very important we know he was standing in a supermarket

@disclosetv a trillion trillion dollars. u just liquidated the gdp of the milky way galaxy

JUST IN - Over $1,000,000,000,000 trillion wiped from the U.S. stock market today, its worst day since the Iran War began — AP