Scott Gilbert

@FoxNews How many quarters did it take to get him out?

'HAVING A BALL': This clever Missouri toddler reportedly climbed inside a claw machine while his parents were momentarily distracted at their other son's soccer game. The child was safely rescued by a service technician — and his mom said he appeared to be having fun the entire time.

@FixorFkit @ABC @librab103 Beware passive voice

Being watched and being rated the worst might be considered as two different points of view. More people stop/slow down on the highway for an accident to see what’s going on vs driving as they should. I’m sure with all the hype of how pissed off most people were. That more than likely drove everyone on social media to see what the negative hype was all about. What are your thoughts on that theory ?

Nielsen has revealed that Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime performance drew in an average of 128.2 million viewers during his show window of 8:15 to 8:30 p.m. ET. abcnews.link/s7uWxKI

@try2underit @JoJoFromJerz 4. Not negotiable.

@JoJoFromJerz I think the real debate here is about bacon.

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

This just in: Cancer has been acquitted of killing OJ Simpson.

@JenniferRStorm That. Was. Amazing.

@briprice661 @RonFilipkowski Especially when one of them is trying to avoid catching syphilis from the other.

Separate cars.

@TLambert895 @witfnews At least you have really nice Neumann microphones.

.#FridayFeeling

Introducing the newest addition to Penn State Health Milton S. Hershey Medical Center, Thor! He is the litter mate of Captain, who has been bringing joy to Penn State Health pediatric specialty clinics since 2022. We're thrilled to announce that he will be very first dog in the facility dog program dedicated to adults. Get ready for heartwarming moments and endless smiles as Thor spreads his love and comfort to patients and staff alike.🐾💙

Haven’t been watching the @Nationals much lately, but sure glad I tuned in tonight and saw @JGrayy_ cap off six shutout innings. Let’s gooooooo!

Hey, that's today! 🍨🍦

@theliamnissan Odd way for him to greet his daughter.

Hey Matt Gaetz, you're in public.

@bigjeffd @theliamnissan Or else the world's most awkward colonoscopy.

@theliamnissan This has to be sexual assault

A glimpse at another potential bright spot in the Nats’ future.

On this #CTD2023, be a Kathy!

@NBCNews Those moved to leave a smarmy “never was” reply are disrespecting the 6.9 million+ people worldwide who have died from COVID. Be better humans.

JUST IN: Covid is no longer a global public health emergency, according to the WHO. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

So true! #FridayFeeling

@DanRather One is a big phallus that belches plumes of toxic fumes; the other is the SpaceX rocket.

I don’t know which has more trouble achieving liftoff, a SpaceX rocket, or the Ron DeSantis presidential campaign

Bingo.

The good news we all needed today!