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@HerlockShomess @MomsPostingLs A personal trainer doesn’t know his client very recently had a baby? Fucking dumbass

@MomsPostingLs Idc what anyone says the slap for the woman was justified, but slapping the man was not, cause maybe he didnt know that this sl*t is in a relationship or has a husband with a kid.

Imagine watching your newborn child, while your wife works out. You stop by the gym, your wife is in the gym sitting on the trainers lap. It's time for a paternity test.

@frankinthechat @TradeAddictsPod @DynastyDummies @JMicCheck @DynastyFFAddict I draft for value and trade for need so I won’t be forcing any picks. However, there’s quite a few players in the middle rounds that I’ll likely be higher than consensus on. Ted Hurst is who I can’t wait to hear two of my absolute favorite dudes talk about !

New @TradeAddictsPod tonight! We will be joined by both of the @DynastyDummies, Zac Reed and @JMicCheck ! What should we talk about? Who is your rookie “guy” this year (guy you won’t leave the draft without)? @DynastyFFAddict

@McShay13 I’ll take it a step further - it’s pretty OK. Except for @yougoodmuench , he’s a star! Listener from day 1, never missed an episode. If you don’t listen, you don’t love football.

I hear The McShay Show is decent.

Hutch is one of the good ones. There’s hope for the future 😂 Give him a follow (or re-follow)

@JohnMcGlynn75 Where did I say he sucks? I just said I hate him which is 100% true. I do hate him.

See!! Stop messing with my head @scott_sidlo

@JohnMcGlynn75 We’re going to be rich!

@scott_sidlo Not yet. My laser printer is making the parts. I’m coming back with footage

@JohnMcGlynn75 Do you have a time machine?

@scott_sidlo I’d pay to see that

@JohnMcGlynn75 Not according to my flag football intramural league

@scott_sidlo So are you

@Jason_OTC Wild 😂

LOL.

@jbchoknows Damn not even one right! Good try tho

My predictions for where some of the NFL’s TOP Free Agents will sign: Kenneth Walker III: Chiefs Alec Pierce: Colts Michael Pittman JR: Steelers Malik Willis: Dolphins Tua Tagovailoa: Falcons

@Run_Away_Riley @dom_lucre @IfindRetards big fucking R here

@dom_lucre Please tell me you aren’t this stupid. “P.s - I have cc’d kash Patel, donal trump,… But in the to its only to you. Stop sharing obviously fake content you dumb bitch

🔥🚨BREAKING: It appears everyone was right about Candace Owens slander campaign. Erika Kirk just sent me an email with the help of President Trump.

@Willowtree1980 @bhoyer7 @GregABedard Did you see how many people donated to Van Der Beek? People will donate. Brian will do more than write a check. Mind your own Fn business.

@bhoyer7 @GregABedard You made 46 million over your career and start a go-fund me like an average Joe that can't rub 2 nickels together. This is horrible for your brother. Give him $1 million because you can. Don't ask people making $50k a year with families of 4 to donate when they are struggling.

It is with a heavy heart that I write this. On February 13th, my little brother lost his wife Carissa suddenly and unexpectedly. She leaves behind him and their four little girls, Josie, Lainey, Ellie, and Hattie. In an instant, he became a widowed father to four daughters under 12. If you can find it in your heart to help us help him and his girls through this unimaginable season, we would be forever grateful. We can’t take away their pain, but together we can help carry the weight. Your support can help ease their burden during this painful time. Please consider donating or sharing to show you care. Every bit helps. gofund.me/69662ec7d

@JakobSanderson @ElNostraThomas When I left my job as an engineer to go full time in real estate, people thought I was nuts. Why would I do that? Sometimes it’s about happiness, lifestyle, etc vs $, status, etc. Congrats Jakob, follow your heart and you’ll have no regrets!

Some news🧵 This hobby started as a podcast to keep talking to @ElNostraThomas after moving away. It has become a Substack, a community, and now: a career Thanks to this community, today is my last day as a practicing lawyer and my first going full time in fantasy football

@CoopAFiasco @JakobSanderson @ElNostraThomas I hope we get some compensatory picks

@JakobSanderson @ElNostraThomas Great, now I need to drop you to waivers in my fantasy lawyer league

@bigbluehorses @McShay13 @ringer @yougoodmuench Who’s trading up for him?

@McShay13 @ringer @yougoodmuench He’s definitely a guy, but is he THE guy? Vegas needs so much it might be better to trade and stock up on talent. Assuming the GM can draft well.

NFL teams are a lot further along in the draft process than people think. And some interesting discussions are already taking place behind the scenes, starting with Mendoza’s worthiness at No. 1 overall. I share it all here…netflix.com/watch/82186161… @ringer @yougoodmuench

@Football_Picks_ @McShay13 @ringer @IfindRetards we got a big one here

🚨With Super Bowl 60 in the books and the draft order finalized, Mock Draft 2.0 is HERE…Have at it! 📈 mcshay-report.beehiiv.com/p/mock-draft-2… @ringer

Devastated for Jaxson Dart.

@BillyOsChin @JJWatt You realize there are r@pist pedos in the HOF ?

@JJWatt Bill has trashed the NFL at every turn since he was fired and was petty when he was coaching

I can’t be reading this right. This has to be some knock-off Hall of Fame or something, it can’t be the actual NFL Hall of Fame. There is not a single world whatsoever in which Bill Belichick should not be a First-Ballot Hall of Famer.

I'll remember today in 10 years when 80% of the league is playing inside.