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@amazing_physics Nope

Are aliens real?

@theVibeAlchemy Warts

Does anyone know what this thing is that usually appears on hands or toes?

@SkiesOfTheUK Ive got to do important work tonight outside and it can’t rain lol

@scottabot83 yes

Latest satellite image of England, Wales and Ireland. This will look very different in a few hours

@james_xond 32

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@meteovillages Can we unplug and blow the cord see if that resets earth?

Ça y est. On a franchi le pas numérique. Le modèle ICON modélise désormais des pointes à 40°C en Gironde pour ce vendredi 29 mai 2026. Dans un climat stable, un tel événement se produirait naturellement une fois tous les 1000 ans.

@mickeyhynes Get one put in properly

Every year there's an unbearable heat wave for about a week, where I seriously consider dropping £600 on an AC unit, which then subsides so I don't bother. And then I repeat the same doom loop the following year.

@RealDonKeith That was a dive ref!

🚨Police officer slams an African migrant to the ground in the UK. Bystanders cry and film like it’s brutality while ignoring daily migrant chaos. Finally some spine from cops fed up with the invasion.

@dpaudits That twat with the hat and pub owner is an absolute joke

So flashback to when this prick of an illegal migrant decides to attack for simply standing there… He was arrested later on but has skipped bail and somewhere in the uk as a wanted man.. send them all fucking back asap.. planes on the runway

@Craig_1_1_7 @MetChasers I think we could see 45C soon enough. Roads would melt

@MetChasers A couple of charts were showing 44C for the 2022 heatwave before settling on 40-41C. The 40C in 2022 definitely wasn't the ceiling as there were a couple of things going against us. Maximum uppers arrived Monday night instead of on the day, and the front starter affecting /

The current heatwave has gotten me thinking, what's the theoretical ceiling for maximum temperatures in this country For a long time 40c was viewed as practically impossible until it happened in 2022, and even then that day was arguably stunted slightly by a front from the west, it could've been hotter If 35c is achievable in May, what's possible now in July?

@BBCBreaking “We took the temperature right behind the British airways plane flight to perth, “ we an confirm the jet engines had no impact on the reader

Hottest May day ever is recorded in the UK, with temperatures still rising - follow live bbc.in/4dHiL63

@ScarcityStudios Wheres his hard hat 😂

One day of good weather and everyone loses it.

@sonuujjawal26 The famous BCG seeing “rock hard” 15 year olds who bully most kids cry like little sissy girls coz of a 6 pin test then the big butch nurse dig the needle in his arm. Pure comedy

Can anyone explain the science behind why this old vaccine left such a specific mark??

@DarijokeO @PoojaMedia How about if a goal keeper gets a hand to it and it was going wide then goes in? Is that then an own goal?

@PoojaMedia This kind of cheat shouldn't be allow to set a record.

Premier League Panel should review the Dorgu's header for Bruno Fernandes' 21st assist. They were in a rush to credit him but from the second & careful look, the ball struck the crossbar before it bounced off the GK into the net. That was a clear off target. We wait.

@cryptorover Ai is crap still

🚨 THE AI COST CRISIS HAS STARTED. Microsoft reportedly told engineers to stop using Claude because AI bills were exploding, while Uber says its entire yearly AI budget was already destroyed by April.

@MetamateDaz Better than being killed for food

You’re born onto a planet you never asked to exist on… and society immediately hits you with: “Okay, now go earn the right to eat, sleep, rest, and have shelter.” Like… zoom out for a second. We’re floating on a rock in infinite space and we created a game where you have to spend most of your life working just to not starve or freeze to death. The whole concept is actually insane when you think about it.

@MrMatthewTodd @ECOWARRIORSS Yea i agree, 💯 we should all stop driving around, flying around, burning gas, stop commuting to work, and grow our own crops in our gardens,. And still it wont be enough, oh and the government will want us to pay our bills.

@scottabot83 @ECOWARRIORSS 👍

Interesting the way things change. In the 80s you didn’t have heatwaves or hot summers every year. 33C would have been fairly unusual even in August let alone May.

@Isabella_im38 Man he is missed

She knew exactly what she needed to hear. Charlie Kirk was unmatched. 🫡”

@TomMorris228400 @Boro Big aggressive there tom, but i like it

@Boro Ahhahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck Gibson. Cry baby dog shagging cunt

Hull score - McBurnie. 🔴 0-1 🟠 '90+4