Scott Cooper

I wrote this in my iPhone notes on 1st June 2016 and it seems apt tonight. #brexit #BrexitEve #TheresaMay

@jamieeast @threadreaderapp unroll

@IanBrownTV What a hero!

The ultimate cocking a deaf 'un?! Imagine faking being deaf to avoid listening to your wife for 62 years. Imagine. #husband #wife #married #marriage #deaf #court #divorce #news

@WilliamHill is there a problem on the app? Betslip greyed out. Tried shutting down and re-opening but still the same.

Put your hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up for Detroit ...

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'I'll tell ye what I'll dee, I'll dee a quick fix on it for noo."

As it’s revealed Donald Trump went 10 years without paying income tax, experts say it would be hugely embarrassing if this tweet were to resurface:

Scotch egg ? @saramartin82

When you finish a sausage roll from greggs

@RevolutApp I think I’ve had a dodgy text message claiming to be from you guys. Is there somewhere i can send a screenshot so you can check this out?

@olifisher The Sky man has been busy - look at all those dishes!

God I love this photo

@SmuelMartinFPL @Jonny_young3 Bet he ends up queue behind Mungo Mungo all the way around #markscardsonthegreen.

Gareth Bale and Daniel Levy playing golf tomorrow at Hadley Wood. Promising signs for the Spurs fans. (Credit @Jonny_young3 via a rogue forward WhatsApp)

I remember when Twitter was fun. There should be a separate twitter for the moany bastards

@SadKatler @threadreaderapp unroll please

Basically it’s either that or sit at home, staring at their name going online and offline, letting that moment fade away, and loving with less and less of my heart. Also, my dad died. Wait no he didn’t that’s a lie sorry. fuck. really got to stop doing that.

When I was 17, my mum sat me down after my first break up and said “as you get older, you’ll learn to love with a little bit less of your heart.” Here’s a thread with all the times that hasn’t happened

@BrookesGary @ourrachblogs Circle back is the absolute worst.... I might use that tomorrow.

@ourrachblogs As long as you didn’t say reach out or circle back.

Said “touch base” in a meeting earlier and now I want to kick myself in the twat

@Dyson Don’t seem to have the option to DM you?!

@scottcooper79 Hi there, we would be keen to look into this for you. So we are able to help, could you please send us a DM with a video and the serial number of the machine. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Dyson I received my AM09 yesterday morning, set it up and when running on oscillate it makes a annoying noise, can it be repaired or replaced please. I can send a little video of it doing the fault if this helps. Can’t get thru on the phones 43min wait.

@tinytwink @Calderdale Calderdale though. It’s all bags for this, caddies for that. When we lived there the recycling regime blew my mind.

In the middle of a pandemic, whilst paying £165 a month council tax, this is @Calderdale Councils big worry.

Rihanna says if it’s your bin day tomorrow, just go and put it out now as you definitely won’t feel like doing it at bedtime

I’ll say one thing. If you’re a business who specialises in terrible customer service then Covid has been a blessing of an excuse... ‘we can’t help quickly because of,,; y’know Covid n all that 🥺🥺🥺’. Bull. Shit.