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@joplinsteve After the gym, of course.

I think I speak for everyone when I say - all this current affairs news is great, but what we really want to know is what did Jeffy eat for breakfast? #PutThatInYourPipe

@FuryanEnergi @PatUnleashed Looks good! I design audio video systems and coordinate w architects and GC’s for power, data, conduits and structural blocking to support displays. 3D-ortho drawings are beyond my skill set.

This is what I do. Just isolated a stair as an example. There’s obviously structure around it, but it gets hard to see with all that stuff showing. I really can help @PatUnleashed if you want it. #PutThatInYourPipe

@d_packo Couldn’t get her to come in early to cover a 17second bout

Why is Jeffy giving fight updates instead of Hillary? Booo #PutThatInYourPipe

@UnckleDoc @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @ThatGuyAtPGU and how many American secrets are stolen?

600,000 Chinese students every year going to American universities.. How many American tax dollars go towards their education.. Actually.. Nevermind.. I don’t want to know. @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @ThatGuyAtPGU #PutThatInYourPipe

@Moc5__ @PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @2ndFloorDallas @ThatGuyAtPGU Next up - driveway claymores

Loop 🔂 Loop 🔂 Loop 🔂 #PutThatInYourPipe @patunleashed @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz #patheads @2ndFloorDallas @ThatGuyAtPGU

@Angel_DMuerta @KeithMalinak @REI That was a pleasant surprise when moving from WA to TN this year. No plastic bag fees. Also gas tax significantly lower.

@KeithMalinak @REI Well...they *are* a PNW company.🤷‍♀️ I mean, in WA you have to bring your own bags to grocery shop or pay the store for new ones. (can't wait to move back to Free America)

Just made a purchase at a store. I asked for a bag after I paid. 'We are bagless for environmental reasons....may I help the next person in line?' Ha! Ok, then. Bye, Bye @REI. It's been fun.

@mr_seans @YouTube 😢👊

My theme song. Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore (Official Music Video) youtu.be/xLpfbcXTeo8?si… via @YouTube

@Styx666Official Here’s one from Grok - Kuschelterrorist (“cuddle terrorist”) in casual/internet German for an animal or kid that’s destructively cute.

Is there some form of elongated, hyphenated term in German for when some animal or kid acts up but the hijinks are too funny to punisg them?

@mr_seans Hope you have a fantastic day, filled with love and laughter. Happy Birthday!!

It’s my Birthday. It feels strange to say I’m entering my 7th decade. God has blessed me in so many ways, and I thank him. I’m eternally grateful.

@TimRunsHisMouth Lots of businesses and higher ed require it in employee’s email signature

People are actually still doing the “use my pronouns” thing? 🤣

Fine day, Sunday

@labenal1 @MediocreJoker85 @NedRyerson5 Who is a Brit, Elliot? #27

@MediocreJoker85 @NedRyerson5 Or, apparently, an English person, hmmmm?

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Botswanan, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabé, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese person, a Colombian, a Comorian, a Congolese person, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djiboutian, a Dominican, a Dutch person, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorian, an Egyptian, an Emirati, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a French person, a Gabonese person, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hong Konger, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irish person, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittitian and Nevisian, a Kosovar, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyzstani, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy person, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese person, a Marshallese person, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monégasque, a Mongolian, a Montenegrin, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese person, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irish person, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese person, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese person, a São Toméan, a Saudi Arabian, a Scottish person, a Senegalese person, a Serbian, a Seychellois person, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali person, a South African, a South Korean, a South Sudanese, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese person, a Surinamese person, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss person, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese person, a Tongan, a Trinidadian and Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Turkmen, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, an Uzbek, a Vanuatuan, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welsh person, a Yemeni, a Zambian, and a Zimbabwean… All walk up to a bar. The doorman stops them and says: “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

@PNWConservative Maybe the city can give the girls brooms so they can clean between tricks

With the World Cup coming to Seattle, do you think our city leaders will protect the sex traffickers from bringing more prostitutes to our streets? It’ll make Aurora look clean.

@pwilsondtf 🙏

I normally don’t ask for prayers, but I feel like I’m drowning right now. Mom is struggling terribly but refuses care other than my assistance, and my sweet Luna is sick. If you have a moment, whisper a prayer for Mom too. It’s okay to admit when you’re overwhelmed—it’s not weakness. It took me years to accept that.

@bonchieredstate @likigivafok

How many NGO scams was Newsom running? I'm losing count.

@CalliopeJane2 Load up on some refried beans the night before to reduce the frequency of working alongside your boss

Well I survived the day working in the same room as my boss. It went by pretty fast actually. I tell y’all what, I do not miss the morning or afternoon commutes to and from an actual job site.

#Patheads It’s a bit windy here today, even for North Dakota standards. The grey skies are from all the dust that’s in the air; my asthma has been really bad the past few days because of how dusty it’s been.

@IamBirdMomma 😡

@IamBirdMomma Maybe the white man is keeping them down

Another ghost like Maxine Waters