Scott Wayne

@alan_dow @JAMAInternalMed @JAMANetwork #ERR

Compared to physicians on Reddit, Chat GPT is more empathetic and gives better advice. jamanetwork.com/journals/jamai… via @JAMAInternalMed part of @JAMANetwork. So, don’t look for medical advice on Reddit?

@jenney_rees We need photos of Chris. Brilliant.

Best wager ever.

@justplainscott But you do the in @acecallwood and my office during the day, too.

Home is where you sit around with your person while you're both wearing comfy clothes that have toothpaste stains on the front at the end of a long day.

@styledentity Only 10% of the population of Paris were born in Africa. Whereas 0.001 were born in UK. There were British people in the show, I hope? For diversity.

Gonna watch a couple of Emily in Paris episodes to see if they realized there’s actually more than two Black people in Paris.

@justplainscott Nappish

Hungry is to peckish as sleepy is to what? Help me out.

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him bit.ly/3GhqRDk

@justplainscott @acecallwood he's got to stop slandering you like this. Just pay him back the money you owe him and he'll leave you alone.

You ever wonder if you’ve inadvertently seen or interacted with someone who seemed anonymous but really would later be involved in some super wild shit that would occupy an entire news cycle?

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK - you referenced age on @RestIsPolitics but you might appreciate this difference.

@kairyssdal Neither, it was pronounced "The".

@justplainscott I say the same thing to you.

My daughter's new rejoinder when I tell her anything about my day is, "I know; I'm following you on Instagram." And I'm not sure what this says about me or our relationship.

"I'm out of ideas." "Pick a card, how would they solve for this?" "Oh, I'm not out of ideas anymore...". #AlternativePerspectives #ChallengeAssumptions #CardGames #EnvoySessions instagram.com/p/CjUC200u2zW/…

@justplainscott Reverse happens occasionally, but not so often. We enjoy Americans presuming their actors are not Brit/Canadian/Australian.

One of my new favorite things is listening as English actors drop seamlessly into their American accents during interviews.

@justplainscott I'd appreciate you referring to me as Sir.

Women of a certain age hate ma'am and men of that same age are indifferent to sir. Doesn't seem fair.

@alan_dow Is it treatable?

I’m about to get on a cross-country flight and one of my fellow passengers just broke out a harmonica.

@justplainscott seconded.

Petition to stop ending meetings early by saying, "I'll give you some time back."

@justplainscott But did you post this last Friday? Friday in 2019? Who knows? cc @acecallwood

Sending Slack message to ask if I'm coming to a meeting I've already accepted is poor form. Especially if it's at 4pm on a Friday. There. I said it.

Respectfully disagree. You will walk. You’ll walk everywhere. You’ll walk to LauraLees and Tablespoons and Veil and The Locker Room and the hidden trails, and community gardens. And a remarkably nice Walgreens and discover you paid that $100K to walk and say hello to neighbours.

@acecallwood @TheJessicats - keep as is? Representing the Buffalo way?

@justplainscott But this tweet could have been written three weeks ago simply to infuriate @acecallwood , right?

But on the plus side, a bunch of meetings got canceled today.

@justplainscott Terrible idea. Your writing will suffer.

Whoa. So THAT’S what it’s like to just have one glass of wine. I might try this again.