Handsome Devil

@ClayTravis So…you trusted the government until Covid? How did you hold out that long?

The most lasting legacy of Covid — even above the school learning loss and the national debt soaring — is that because virtually every “Covid conspiracy” ended up true no one trusts the government on anything. It’s the primary reason Dr. Fauci skating on his lies is toxic.

@Gojo149933 @ericaf455 So…more subscriptions then? Are you advocating for more subscriptions?

@ericaf455 Millionaire from a first class family trying to be relatable 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Caitlin saying she tried to support Sophie last night and watch her and the UFC fight on her phone the best she could, but she’s not even sure she has paramount+ because she doesn’t want to pay for another subscription 🤣

@JMatrix20266053 @DagarothB @MemoryLaneTime “Right?” Adorable.

@scottypu @DagarothB @MemoryLaneTime It has been the right way for over twenty years.

Just a friendly reminder to my friends older than 42: You don’t have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free

@DaleJr This is why I’ll never go back. Happened to me twice there…strung along all day to extract as much as possible—then see y’all tomorrow sorry you gotta work!

Update from Atlanta Motor Speedway: There is a small break in the weather and NASCAR has decided to try to dry the track.

@DagarothB @MemoryLaneTime Plus it’s like overdraft for the x character limit.

@DagarothB @MemoryLaneTime This changed!?!?!? It’s here…Dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria.

@iAnonPatriot I couldn’t hear her over the performative self deprecating body language and movements for connection.

Kamala Harris is now giving speeches to WNBA teams. The league is a total joke LMAO

@DMoPrime @InthemindofCP How do you know when though? Is it the cause, the fight, the filming, the posting, or the viewing as entertainment?

@InthemindofCP We're a broken society.

Oh… it went down in Downtown Sanford yesterday huh? lol 😂

@SashaRibobshkiy @RubyBlueEye29 @JebraFaushay You win.

@RubyBlueEye29 @JebraFaushay Don't tell me you just freehand it.

Like Jaden Smith, I’m coming to you from the Swag Swamp, currently wearing: •latex tee shirt •gold boots with a rack and pinion heel •a retractable pocket that holds a copy of the lyrics to Gangsters Paradise, a recipe for crumb cake, and a picture of Imelda Marcos •protractor, just in case •no pants cause I’m not digging the vibe (BritishGQ)

@bstreier @JebraFaushay No.

@JebraFaushay Every celebrity needs one person in their inner circle who will be completely honest with them at all times, especially when its comes to dressing. Someone to tell them, hey, don't wear that, you look like a dumbass.

@SnapMalloy1979 @AnnaZ @pin_pallino @JebraFaushay I like a good side skirmish.

@scottypu @AnnaZ @pin_pallino @JebraFaushay 🤣🤣

A social media influencer walked into a small-town grocery store and reacted as if she'd stumbled upon a crime scene. Her disgust went viral for being completely out of touch with reality. But the best part? The follow-up video of two guys perfectly imitating the experience right down to the facial expressions. (catherineebs/tuckerthorn)

@JebraFaushay @yelcat2 “Ancient coins that don’t have any monetary value!?” Who is his Numismatist? I gotta guy…

@yelcat2 I might have an old penny I put on the train tracks.

@AnnaZ @SnapMalloy1979 @pin_pallino @JebraFaushay Doubles down

@SnapMalloy1979 @pin_pallino @JebraFaushay Sorry about your reading disability.

@JebraFaushay Mauntauk…confusion of a watermelon—with the rind! Carts? This wasn’t a grocery trip…This was a heroes journey for her.

@DaoustMj @Jay_Andy12 @justalexoki Hey Mark—do a funny one on repairability now.

@Jay_Andy12 @justalexoki “ezDispense™ simplifies laundry care by automatically determining the optimal amount of detergent for each wash cycle you select. The dispenser then adds the detergent at the beginning of the wash” lg.com/in/magazine/ea…

how the hell am i supposed to pick a washing machine like literally what am i even looking for. i just want it to wash clothes good why is one $200 and another $2500

@ChaosLensX @TheEagleIsFree I’m trying to figure out which part of the normal generally understood restaurant process she didn’t weaponize against them after intentionally breaking their customer service process. The manager just politely managing trying to be nice is all of us—just trapped.

@TheEagleIsFree very well said. And I believe you’re right this attitude is respected by others… silly

“Do you know I’m a very, very, very viral social media influencer?” Woman goes off on a server at Robinson Ale House, then completely loses it on the manager after he tells her she was rude for sitting at a dirty table. She says she was recording the whole thing and calls him one of the nastiest managers she’s ever seen.

@Danagardens @notthefakeSVP Show some respect—that’s Mads Mikkelsen’s brother Brad Mikkelsen.

Guy Ritchie could cast a film exclusively using World Cup coaches. Gangsters, geezers, proper gents, what-evah. It’s all there.

@graham_fl @fghj45678iou I think he’s suggesting removing the discretion given to the ref to match the gravity of the foul/intent with the impact of it being a second yellow

@fghj45678iou That’s completely incorrect. Paredes is not on currently on a yellow. The exact same situation occurred in USAvParaguay, with Tim Ream not on a yellow, and Miguel Almiron being cautioned.

The issue with that second yellow isn’t the simulation rule. The issue is that because the referee made a bad call giving a yellow, the Swiss player gets more harshly punished, whereas if the referee had just given a simple foul, Embolo would still be on the field.

@DumbChooch @MoMohler Alas cousin wolf was reduced to Teen Wolf 2

@DumbChooch @MoMohler His name was Scott Howard. And he was referred to as the wolf. Never teen wolf. I see the irony you are pointing at but the beer merchant never saw the cover of the vhs tape because his wife rented it at the Blockbuster.

@MoMohler His name was literally “TEEN Wolf” and they sold him a keg of beer.

@RJ_DaDon0421 @samelocalshaman @TheBSharpJr Why bring a sandwich into this. Why’s this guy hate American Deli? And what about the crime that was committed!?!?

@samelocalshaman @TheBSharpJr nigga said what deli selling wings 😂😂 funniest shit ever this american deli they known for the wings 😂😂

Most Atlanta shit ever, I’m in American Deli. They mess up this lady order, they take her wings back and prepare to redo her order. Another dude walk in and say “Ill give you $5 for them wings” cashier says bet. Buddy in here eating in a matter of seconds.