"Stone Cold" Steve Autism

This is the South☦️

@LProof777 @timotheeology Nah

@scsautism @timotheeology Even still, you’ve likely chosen the wrong Church.

The flushable toilet is older than Wes Huff’s entire religion, and he wants to dunk on Catholics?! 🤣🤣🤣

@LProof777 @timotheeology That's a lot better than 0% lol

@scsautism @timotheeology So you have a 66% chance of being wrong

@SomeBitchIIKnow look at phone

@SomeBitchIIKnow The people that live in Nashville are called carpetbaggers.

The buildings on 2nd street in Nashville that got bombed are still just destroyed.

@OldUSenjoyer Fortunately, my balls are the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

@scsautism Dang bro, I've had my balls hurt so bad my stomach was upset, but never the other way around.

TFW your stomach is so upset that your balls hurt

Fun Historical Fact of the Day: Women did not have access to the internet until the release of the first Smartphone in 2007.

@mandyarthur **Graham voted with Biden's positions >50% of the time in 2023 (mostly nominations, per 538 data). Massie voted with him only 1.8% during the 117th Congress (per FiveThirtyEight/Wikipedia).** Trump did endorse Graham for his 2026 re-election.

“Like to spit some Beechnut in that dudes eye”.🎶

“JP Sears isn’t a comedian now” And “Massie is the swamp” are the new hivemind bullet points that the loyalists want the dumbest people on this app to believe.

@beinlibertarian Plan Trusting intensifies

@OrthodoxLurker @Ghostfarms27 @HankJr

@scsautism @Ghostfarms27 @HankJr Shhhh

Today’s @HankJr ‘s birthday and it’s a state law in Alabama that everyone drink a beer regardless of age.

@PolytropicSage Top 1 phone wallpaper.

Top 10 phone wallpaper.

@OrthodoxLurker @Ghostfarms27 @HankJr

@Ghostfarms27 @HankJr Lawyer here, can confirm

How it feels to not care about what other people think of me

@KySquirrel_90 @AppyOrtho And frontiersmen.

@AppyOrtho Yep. My ancestors weren't immigrants. They were colonists and settlers.

If your ancestors stepped off the boat and into a fully functioning city, you’re an immigrant. If they stepped off a boat and then hacked their way through the wilderness to build a cabin while ducking Indian scalpers, then you’re a heritage American.

@de_la_paz_1776 @owenbroadcast Protestantism is false. This is a prime example of why that's the case.

@scsautism @owenbroadcast I mean it’s what it exists, it wouldn’t be incoherent to most southerners. And admittedly modern evangelical Protestantism is coherent with Zionism.

another friend from NYC / LA came to visit me in rural red state world so i got to do one of my favorite experiments again wherein i drive by a few houses that have both of these flags up and ask them to tell me what they think is happening here

@de_la_paz_1776 @owenbroadcast Which is ideologically incoherent.

@scsautism @owenbroadcast Unfortunately, the majority of us are ardent Zionists.

@de_la_paz_1776 @owenbroadcast Nope. Southerners are Christian and Israel is the Synagogue of Satan.

@owenbroadcast As a Southerner this is totally ideologically coherent