Sean

@British_Airways can someone please contact me? My flight this evening has been bumped due to overbooking by BA and I would like to speak to someone as soon as possible

@NashvilleCSC Is the pub showing the game tomorrow? In Nashville from Glasgow and looking for somewhere to watch

Still available. £30 each. Gonny RT please 😂

Opposition players going past aribo during the handshakes

My dug is a heavy exhibition shitter. Under a tree in a quiet spot in the park ❌ In the middle of the road in front of oncoming traffic in both directions at rush hour ✅

Don’t mean to be dramatic right but see on a large black coffee I am unstoppable. Invincible.

One of the benefits of this weather is everyone being ootside. Wee guy in my street playing out the back just exclaimed “wit the hell man!” and his da shouted “dont swear ya wee fanny” back at him. Top class nonsensical parenting.

Have spent a long time in life trying to find a way not to feel like a big fat tub of shite that circumvented the need to exercise and have come to the following disappointing conclusion. You’re gony have to do it. You’re gony have to have a wee run aboot. Theres no other way

Pay day. Sun is shining in the sky. Celtic winning trophies Sunday. Monday aff. The good times are en route.

Right thats me aff the pies this is what the algorithm is dishing me out on a Monday. Mad corset boxers. Chicken and rice 3 meals a day from here on out.

Don't come back.

Just remembered ye dont pay council tax in February or March n i could honestly streak in the streets of hamilton with sheer elation. Gony take myself for a cheeseburger in celebration 🍾 🎉

Anyone else concerned that Ange Postecoglou might have to become become First Minister?

Cyclists will greet about folk getting too close to them and being ignored on the road and then mow you down remorselessly for daring to step foot in the cycle lane as a pedestrian

Having a dug is true unconditional love. No slept a wink last night cos the wee cunt was giving himself frights with his own farts n running away from them growling 🤣

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Just caught a magpie outside eating my dugs shite. Looked like it was enjoying it. Remember troops, no matter how bad it may seem, it could always be worse.

I am BEGGING you to watch this TikTok a dude has rarely rocked even half this hard

Look at the guys profile pic hahah 😭😭

@nathanboland Its closed to the public mate

@sdel6795 Never setting foot in ur living room this year

26 this year