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@secreteatings

Amusingly frustrating. Views are strictly my own. gay before it was cool. physically a top but emotionally a bottom. No apologies, you came here on your own.

San Francisco, CA Katılım Nisan 2008
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sergio
sergio@sergiotbh·
downloaded the hookup app and someone tried to hook up with me and now i'm pissed
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Nαтe Blαncнeтт
Nαтe Blαncнeтт@NateBlanchett·
I wonder if Nancy Mace can ever eat beans without thinking about this tweet? I’m not even Nancy Mace and I cannot eat beans without thinking about this tweet.
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Fenrir
Fenrir@_xFenrir·
What I really need right now:
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orph
orph@orphcorp·
coke zero caffeine zero sugar zero calories is the even more technodharmic drink of choice bcs it is entirely synthetic, it has no taste analog in nature. it is a testament to the spark of divinity in man, evidence that we can prescind from our base conditions to mirror our creator in infinite creativity
saraaaaaaa 💽@saraaa7447

They made it completely useless

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jj
jj@jonnoxrevanche·
Your parents at 25:
• Married
• House
• 2 kids
• Stable career You at 25:
• 1 pilgrimage to Zanarkand
• 8 aeons called forth 
• 16 times sending souls of the dead to the Farplane • 1 imaginary boyfriend 
• 32 practice runs for the Final Summoning… Show more
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Roy Donk Bet
Roy Donk Bet@CapnNath·
Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead
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Will Rose
Will Rose@Vermintyfresh·
One of my wife’s gay friends just said: An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge 💀💀💀
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity
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