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@pbeisel 5. We didn’t have the video technology to fake something like this on live TV back then.

For all you highly moronic moon conspiracy theorists... The moon landings happened. Here are four bulletproof reasons why the hoax theory collapses under its own weight. 1. We brought back 842 pounds of moon rocks and geologists worldwide have been slicing them open for 55 years Apollo 11–17 crews hauled back samples that scream "lunar origin" in every isotope, crystal structure, and chemical signature. These rocks have zero water content (Earth rocks almost always have some), solar wind particles embedded from billions of years of unfiltered space exposure, and microscopic glass beads formed by ancient meteorite impacts— stuff impossible to replicate with 1960s tech. Independent labs in the Soviet Union, Europe, Japan, and China analyzed them and confirmed: same age (3.7–4.5 billion years), same exotic minerals like armalcolite, same lack of oxidation. If NASA faked it, they'd have needed a secret lunar rock factory decades ahead of its time. Conspiracy theorists never explain how we pulled that off while simultaneously "faking" the tech to get there. These samples are still studied today in museums and universities— you can touch (protected) pieces yourself. 2. Laser reflectors are still on the Moon, and anyone with the right equipment can ping them right now Apollo 11, 14, and 15 crews placed corner-cube retroreflectors on the lunar surface. These are passive mirrors (no batteries, no moving parts) that bounce laser beams straight back to Earth. Observatories like McDonald in Texas, Apache Point in New Mexico, and facilities in France, Italy, and Australia have been firing lasers at them daily since 1969 and measuring the round-trip time to millimeter precision. The data proves the distance to the Moon (about 384,400 km) and how it's slowly receding (3.8 cm/year). China’s Chang’e missions and India’s Chandrayaan have imaged the exact landing sites, including the hardware and tracks. If it was faked, the hoaxers would have needed to secretly land mirrors on the Moon— or convince every laser-ranging scientist on Earth to lie for half a century. Spoiler: they didn’t. 3. Modern orbiters from multiple countries have photographed the landing sites in high resolution—footprints and all NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO) has snapped razor-sharp images of every Apollo site since 2009. You can see the descent stages, rover tracks, astronaut footprints, and even the exact paths they walked. Japan’s SELENE, India’s Chandrayaan-2, and China’s Chang’e-2 and Chang’e-3 orbiters independently confirmed the same shadows, hardware, and disturbance patterns. These aren’t blurry NASA photos from 1969, they’re crisp, multi-spectral images taken decades later by rival space agencies. The geometry matches perfectly: the flag is still there (Apollo 11’s fell over during liftoff), the rover is parked where they left it, and the blast craters under the landers are exactly as predicted. A studio set on Earth couldn’t survive that level of global scrutiny from space. 4. The conspiracy would have been bigger, dumber, and leakier than the actual mission Over 400,000 people worked on Apollo. That’s engineers, technicians, contractors, secretaries, and janitors across dozens of companies and universities. Not one deathbed confession, not one leaked memo, not one whistleblower with hard proof in 55+ years? That’s statistically insane. The Soviets were tracking every second of the missions in real time with their own radar and radio telescopes— they hated America’s guts and would have screamed "fake" at the first glitch if they could. Instead, they congratulated the U.S. and kept quiet. Faking it would have required inventing better special effects, vacuum chambers, and propulsion tech than what actually existed while hiding it from the very people who built the real rockets. Occam’s razor doesn’t just cut here; it eviscerates the hoax. The footage, the rocks, the reflectors, the photos, the tracking data— they all line up perfectly because the landings were real. The moon is still up there, waiting for the next crew. The evidence isn’t "believable", it’s undeniable. If you’re still on the fence, go look at an LRO image of Tranquility Base or bounce a laser off those reflectors yourself. Remember: conspiracy theory is the sophistication of the ignorant.

@PaulGoldEagle Narrator: it happened.

Some people believe this happened, on the moon. In the 60s. Then the tech was lost. 😂😂😂 H/T Laura Aboli

@Hoopss The footage is sped up, dummy

you’re telling me this doesn’t look fake

@EdKrassen @RapidResponse47 That’s because you’re a retard who deserves nothing less.

BREAKING: Instead of denying the report that Trump was sent to Walter Reed, Trump’s Official White House Rapid Response (@RapidResponse47) team opts for insults. Draw your own conclusions.

@OhRyanMead Great game for the kids. Stepping stone for our future 👊

Breakaway Takeaways vs DET: - In what may be Quick's last game at MSG, he plays out of his mind. Legend. - Gabe gets his first hat trick of his career - In a must win game for the Red Wings, NYR take it to them - I can't even be mad. Vibes are great. Your thoughts??

@GovPressOffice ::looks at watch::

RT if you miss having a President with empathy

@RepJayapal That left eye has seen some SHIT.

Great news! I’ve officially re-introduced the Ultra-Millionaire Tax Act to make sure the ultra-rich pay their fair share. Our tax system needs urgent reform — this is an important step to address wealth inequality and level the playing field for working people.

@CBR Disinformation

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is an iconic film series, but it also has many elements that are difficult to watch in modern day. cbr.com/8-reasons-toug…

Bro skipped past Biden lmao

@SenAdamSchiff Fuck right off. You should be following her out the door you Walter Peck-ass mofo.

Pam Bondi oversaw an unprecedented weaponization of the Justice Department that brought our nation's rule of law to its knees. Countless and baseless political investigations, hundreds of career law enforcement professionals purged, a massive cover-up of the Epstein files, and a wholesale effort to turn the department into a criminal law firm representing the person of the president instead of the American people. But Pam Bondi was merely a symptom of Donald Trump's chronic allergy to our nation's laws. And, in the end, her sycophancy could not prevent the inevitable defenestration that eventually befalls most Trump loyalists. Her firing does not mitigate the need for her to answer for her conduct as Attorney General, and Todd Blanche should expect to receive the same scrutiny.

@marklevinshow Totally a thing a guy with a micro would say.

Joe Rogan and Darryl Cooper (and he platforms comedian/Nazi revisionist Dave Smith regularly, among others) youtube.com/watch?v=DE9oFx…

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@OhRyanMead “At this point, I feel like I have to give in and enjoy the ride” -bro is coming to his senses 😆

NYR Gameday vs MTL: - Against all odds, the vibes are high right now - NYR have been hot all week, somehow - At this point, I feel like I have to give in and enjoy the ride - Pray the hockey gods reward building something for the future - Igor has to play right? LGR

@matthewdmarsden What I do know is that we definitely did not have the video technology to fake it back then

Which part of the moon landing do you think is the biggest argument for it not being real?

@mehdirhasan @ahmedmctaggart1

This is the proud language of a white supremacist. There’s no other way to describe it and no defense of it. Pure racism.

@verge Your mom is legally dubious

The Artemis Moon base project is legally dubious theverge.com/science/905406…

@RepJayapal You really think your constituents are fucking retarded, don't you

Trump wants to decide who can vote by mail, despite the fact that HE voted by mail in a recent election. He knows his wars and reckless policies that are skyrocketing prices are unpopular, so he’s trying to rig the next election. It’s illegal and must be challenged in court. cnn.com/2026/03/31/pol…

@nypost Oofa droopy ozempic bod 🤮

Amy Schumer shares ‘thirsty’ swimsuit selfie trib.al/SistxYk

CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools' Day buff.ly/jD4FOM9

NASA is preparing for its first crewed mission to the moon in more than 50 years. The Artemis II mission will not land on the lunar surface but is a critical step in testing deep space travel, and the crew reflects a more diverse, international generation of spaceflight