Simon Nicklinson

@BBCLondonNews no water in swathes of homes

@thameswater no water SW15

@backmarket hi, you just refunded me for an order when I want the item. No comms just out of the blue refund message for something I bought this morning and I can contact ypu from the order as you decided to just refund and cancel it?? WHY? USELESS

@oscarfogelstrm @Saul_Sadka According to the house proce valuation 'banana' then Chiswick is in. The main banana is a bend in the river east from Chiswick/Hammersmith Bridge

@Saul_Sadka Chiswick is ok though? 😀

This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.

@CommunityFibre having issues in SW London. Really slow. Have done all the troubleshooting

@Channel4News who was the studio guest just then at 1815 28th June please?

..every month for 5years due to that budget that favoured tax breaks for the wealthy that crashed the economy and for doing nothing for shareholder bonuses for the watercompanies that have seen my @thameswater bill rise £40pm to clean up our polluted waterways and seas.

@wandsworth conservatives. Tricky to see when the handle is the Borough.Thanks for the letter #nickaustin about Putney Lane. I'm happy with any small spend of my council tax on this. Whilst it's good to have opposition, the #Conservatives whilst in government have cost me £350..

"Do you even own a black suit?"

I always look forward to funerals too. Good times.

"Do you even own a suit?"

I can’t believe how nasty the American left is to Tesla. It’s like they don’t realize how many Americans are employed by the glue industry and how much the glue industry depends on Tesla.

Bus stop outside the American embassy in London 🤣🔥

Get in, we're making cursed Vances.

Northern Soul dancing and five year olds dancing at a wedding are the same thing

A lot of American media doesn't seem to be adequately covering what's really happening in the US. So I will. A story in pictures.

This is the greatest tweet in history.

@WUTangKids He doesn’t care about farmers or anyone else in America