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Mnakuanga aje huku nje

@samuelorjime72 Hmmmm

Physique 📌

I am told this ia Nameless, without a cap Who even knows his real name? Weuh 🤣 🤣 🤣

a small dick is natural but a wide pussy is man made

@MasabaDaniel I see cameltoe 🤣🤣

Am I growing old? I'd rather spend evenings seated on the farm than go out for social events.

Wamuthende Omar Hassan.

@_DCPTV Lies

WAMUNYORO DESK is picking this evening, at one of the hotels along Kiambu Road, an emissary of 5 MPs, led by an MP from Kiambu and accompanied by two State officials, reportedly met Kiambaa MP to deliver what insiders describe as a warning. The meeting, which lasted less than 15 minutes, allegedly ended abruptly after the Kiambaa MP furiously walked out. What had begun as a light Friday evening conversation reportedly quickly turned tense. According to sources, one of the leaders had called Kawanjiku earlier in the evening to inquire about his whereabouts. Thinking it was one of their usual Friday meetups, he reportedly agreed to join them. Drinks were served, laughter filled the table, and the atmosphere appeared normal, until he was informed that two State operatives and senatorial aspirant Kogi would also be joining them, though Kogi was said to have been delayed by Friday traffic. After Kogi’s delay, the two operatives allegedly arrived and the tone of the conversation immediately changed. The MPs reportedly informed Kawanjiku that his recent social media statement countering Hassan Omar’s remarks on Kikuyus had not gone down well with the highest office in the land. He was allegedly told that it was not his place to counter statements made in the presence of the president if the president himself had no issue with them. Sources further claim he was warned of immediate consequences, including allegedly refunding KSh 10million he had reportedly received from 'the house on the hill the previious week. Throughout most of the exchange, Kawanjiku reportedly remained quiet. However, the situation is said to have escalated when he was allegedly asked to delete the posts from his social media accounts in their presence. At that point, he reportedly banged the table and responded angrily.. "Heri nikufe nikitetea watu wetu, lakini hizi vitisho zenu msiniletee. Kwani huyo Hassan Omar ni nani?' The shouting reportedly attracted the attention of people inside the hotel as Kawanjiku stormed out. At the entrance, he allegedly crossed paths with Kogi, who reportedly hesitated to enter after noticing the tension. Before he could decide whether to enter or leave, the other MPs and the operatives were already walking out as the commotion had drawn attention across the hotel. The '41 vrs 1' strategy appears increasingly calculated. Notably, no Mt Kenya MP, CS, or close ally of Kasongo except Kawanjiku & Kogi has publicly condemned Hassan Omar’s ethnic remarks. #WamunyoroDesk

Balthazar Egonga has gained over 150,000 followers on his account just two days after his release from prison. 99% of his followers are women.

Kuna siku nilipelekea mjaka mwingine punani apepete..kijana alikua na mkwenjele size mimi hupenda kapsaa..kabla aingize kitu ikaniambia angalia inakaa aje hapo juu wueeee nikaona jamaa ijawahi katwaa imevuruta foreskin kuenda nyuma.. sijawahi kimbia hivo akiyanani😭

A man's end month: "Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000." "Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils." "Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection." "Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000." "Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000." "Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car." "Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500." "Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900." "Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop." "Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000." "Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000." "Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000." "Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch." "Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000." "Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you." "Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow." To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things. #MasculinitySaturday

@Adrian_realestt And u left her like that?

I just had a chat with this babes and she really hates sex. She was saying it's way painful for to the point she doesn't enjoy it. So some of you really hate sex?

There is nothing wrong in an Advocate seeking to see a Judge in Chambers in pursuit of justice. All that is needed is for the Deputy Registrar and/or the Judge’s Clerk to be present to witness the proceedings. The reprimand of Steve Ogola was unnecessary and uncalled for. Judges should not think they are Kings and Queens of England.

@wafulalonginas Hmmm, toa iyo jeans ndio tuamini

NaKumbuka hapo kitambo nilikuwa jitu lenye miramba minne mwilini.

@ignyharaz2 Mbekho

@seendear21 Wenyakho?!

Pale mumias we we're served with tradition foods at a comrade price here. No worries. Kumbe kumbe Tsinjugu Bwoba na busaa hata ukitaka mahindi chemsha

Matatu sector leaders were each given KSh 500,000 in a quiet deal reportedly facilitated through Governor Sakaja. With about 30 leaders involved, the total payout is said to be around KSh 15 million. I am also told flight tickets have been booked for them to travel to Mombasa for a meeting with President William Ruto.

@zakheem_rajan @joeanm2002 Tell them to stop taking bribes

Honoured to address 161 Judicial Officers at the Heads of Station Forum on the theme, Judiciary and Judicial Officers in the Social Media Age. Last year, I had the privilege of speaking to over 200 Judges in Mombasa on the same subject. @joeanm2002

@slmshady21 @jumaf3 @KRACorporate The court did not suspend the appointment, it only directed the application to be served on parties.

@jumaf3 @KRACorporate Supreme court and the court stopped his appointment, the same court swore kindiki now we have two DPs

Adan Mohamed will be sworn in this morning at the SUPREME COURT as @KRACorporate Commissioner General! Khabusie!

The debate between Gen Zs and millennials is totally imbalanced because we are comparing people at very different stages of life, under very different burdens, and then pretending the answers are already clear. Gen Zs are right to say they are bold, outspoken and less willing to tolerate humiliation, especially in workplaces, politics and society. That is a good thing, and Kenya has benefited from that courage. But millennials are also not weak simply because many learnt how to endure bad systems, survive quietly, keep jobs, swallow pride and carry responsibilities without making noise every day. The truth is that we may not get the real answer now. We will only know when Gen Zs are in their 30s and 40s, with children in school, ageing parents to support, rent or mortgages to pay, medical bills arriving without warning, loans hanging over them, and entire households depending on one salary. That is when life tests political courage, workplace courage and social courage differently. It is easy to say people should walk away from oppressive spaces when you are mostly carrying yourself. It becomes more complicated when your resignation, rebellion or public confrontation can immediately affect your children, your parents, your spouse and everyone who eats from your table. So maybe millennials were tough in survival while Gen Zs are tough in confrontation, but the debate is not complete until both generations have faced the same weight of adult responsibility. Let us wait and see whether the same fire remains when life adds school fees, hospital bills, dependants, debt and the fear of one wrong move collapsing a whole family. Until then, this argument is interesting, but it is not settled......

Because Matatu operators are the ones who have called off the strike, Kenyans MUST REFUSE to pay hiked fares. Since they are the ones in dialogue with the government, they should not pass on the cost of their dialogue to innocent, underpaid and overtaxed Kenyans!

Mlisema dawa ya kumwaga mate kwa pillow ni gani 😔manzi yangu ameshindwa kuwacha kabisa and I'm tired of this girl