Mr. Slim

@CFCplays morning too Blue

Good Morning mutuals

@AdetayoDaniel12 ready and set for the day

Good morning my blue family 💙💙💙 FT Big Big things shall locate us today, Almighty God will protect us today

@HalimaNorms1 happiness comes from within

My body count is 100 and I am still a virgin so what

@mpiredivine each day is a new page, study it well

You are not here by accident, there's a time and a purpose to your life Understand your value and live your life to the fullest Have a Beautiful Tuesday 🤗

@0xweb3wizard thats our prayer today

Gm legends 🧙‍♂️ Lead us oh Lord, that we may make bread today

Seeing is not believing, touch and feel its worth. Wishing you all a productive successful day

Time to rest now this cold Monday, you cannot chase the wind 🌬️

@HalimaNorms1 Most Men are organized than Dem gals

@slmshady21 Seriously

My man's room is disorganized just like some pple's relationship

@dkmaraga @citizentvkenya @KBCChannel1 @NationAfrica @StandardKenya @KTNNewsKE @UGMParty @Maraga27 @tv47digital @TheStarKenya @Kenyans Their silence says a lot, they might be part of trafficking cartels

Statement on Kenya’s missing children

@_kobbyphocus Right here buddy

If you are football fan ready to connect with new friends, say “hello” asap🔵👋

@KijanayaKabras Kaongo will insist on a 50/50 share 😭

Everlyne Muthoni Mbaabu – Kenyan Entrepreneur in Dubai Everlyne Muthoni Mbaabu, from a coffee-farming family in Central Kenya, moved to Dubai in early 2015 after failing to find a job in Kenya. She spotted a business opportunity in Dubai’s coffee culture and, using her background in coffee, opened a barista training school in 2017. The 3-week course costs Ksh 60,000 per student. She has trained over 150 African baristas, many of whom now work in coffee shops in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. She also helps graduates with CVs and job connections. Besides the school, Muthoni owns rental houses in Dubai, mainly for Africans looking for work. Rent ranges from Ksh 15,000 to 30,000, which is very affordable by Dubai standards. She plans to open a branch of her school in Kenya and expand her rental properties in Dubai, chesaaa…

@georgediano Do you mean this is chokuu, he's gotten a partner already 🧐

Gentlemen, standing before you is none other than Mpenzi Chokuu a.k.a Malaya kwa Ubora Wake. From a distance, any sane man would think this is a fine, soft-spoken slayqueen imported directly from Seychelles for bwana Kasongo. But behold, Chokuu is a man with a Fully matured Makagare, na inasemekana amebeba muzinga hapana machesoo. Chokuu was once an ordinary hustler in Kisumu doing construction jobs. But as you all know, mjengo life is harder than passing a sobriety test after a weekend in Juja. Today you’re carrying cement, tomorrow the foreman is insulting your entire bloodline because you misplaced one brick. When life became unbearable, our boy packed his small bag, two jeans, one Arsenal jersey, and dreams of survival, then headed straight to Mombasa to become a beach boy. One afternoon while applying sunscreen on tourists & pretending to know German, Chokuu was approached by an elderly mzungu man who had retired from Ikus and upgraded to team Sundus. The old man flashed some euros. Chokuu looked at the money, looked at his economic situation, looked at his sitting apparatus and said “Wamuthede ni fire si fire.” Our boy accepted the deal at a lightning speed. He told himself one small trip to Dogo Kundu area wouldn’t hurt compared to the suffering of maisha ya hustler. But my brothers, what started as survival slowly became a full-time profession. Chokuu became so dedicated to customer service that the old mzungu decided the young man deserves a promotion. Next thing you know, his visa was approved! From carrying simiti in Kisumu to becoming an international export in Germany. Immigration officers approved his Visa very fast because of his Occupation as an Advanced Backside Consultant,, Chesaa!! Unfortunately, life is unpredictable. Six months later, the old mzungu kicked the famous bucket and went to meet his ancestors in Sayuni. Chokuu was left stranded in Germany with no sponsor, no plan, and rent waiting like a hungry landlord in Mukuru kwa Njenga. But our boy refused to go back to poverty. He simply said If life gives you lemons, upgrade the business model. He went for hormonal injection to lower his testosterone, did a BBL procedure to increase mafrrrrrrmbanya & did a plastic surgery to install silicone boobs. Our boy transformed so much that men now lose concentration immediately he passes. Today Chokuu is one of the most outsourced trans Milaya in Germany. Appointments are fully booked like NTSA during driving test season. Men are spending euros left and right thinking they found a premium European babe, only to discover they’re dealing with a former Site operator wa Kisumu affordable housing Phase 2. Lemme tell you Maina, this Kasongo economy has forced many people to change careers… but Chokuu changed departments, operating system, and even motherboard. Aki ya Mungu hii ni mambo Kanii. Anyway, kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@mpiredivine Is there anything to smile about

Happy Africa Day There's a reason why many are not aware of it not to talk of celebrating it Many wrongs in our African societies, bad leadership, corruption, injustice and inequality Still, i believe Africa will Arise and Shine

Being Africa day, is there anything to smile about? Still stinking poverty,lack of basic needs, slavery, hatred, jealous and worshipping colonial oppressor's.

@SevillaFC_ENG Well represented

Happy #AfricaDay to all our Sevillistas across the continent! 🇩🇿 🇦🇴 🇧🇯 🇧🇼 🇧🇫 🇧🇮 🇨🇻 🇨🇲 🇨🇫 🇹🇩 🇰🇲 🇨🇩 🇨🇮 🇩🇯 🇪🇬 🇬🇶 🇪🇷 🇸🇿 🇪🇹 🇬🇦 🇬🇲 🇬🇭 🇬🇳 🇬🇼 🇰🇪 🇱🇸 🇱🇷 🇱🇾 🇲🇬 🇲🇼 🇲🇱 🇲🇷 🇲🇺 🇲🇦 🇲🇿 🇳🇦 🇳🇪 🇳🇬 🇷🇼 🇸🇹 🇸🇳 🇸🇨 🇸🇱 🇸🇴 🇿🇦 🇸🇸 🇸🇩 🇹🇿 🇹🇬 🇹🇳 🇺🇬 🇿🇲 🇿🇼

Learn to tell people to fack off if need be, you are not a coward

@Sheriff_Jimmy Enjoy your Monday

@slmshady21 Amen. Happy new week

May your dreams come true this week 💝 Happy new week

@EgongaSally @KTNNewsKE @Hassanjumaa @davismberia Man of the stomach

@slmshady21 @KTNNewsKE @Hassanjumaa @davismberia That greedy man will be in syllabuses next generation

Katibu Mkuu wa COTU Francis Atwoli: Hiyo miaka 22 tuliyoongojea taji la ligi kuu la Uingereza kama Arsenali ni kama siku 22. @HassanJumaa @DavisMberia #ZilizalaViwanjani

@EgongaSally @citizentvkenya We are used to such

@slmshady21 @citizentvkenya these are all sideshows to cover something

President Ruto gives out money to cover burial cost of Rachael Wandeto, gospel artist who had tattooed his image on the chest