See P. Why

The bathrooms at the Scotiabank Centre should have signs that read “Deposits Only”.

@michaelmalice What do you need money for?

hey come support the show for $5 by joining the supporting listeners group at malice.locals.com, where Ryan answered supporter questions

@benaveryisgood I watched it

Norbit | Comedy store set from March 30th, 2026

@dsonoiki @DollPariah I can't hear anything

listening to the new @DollPariah album it’s really good

@MikhailaFuller Are you certain it isn't a side effect of being overrated?

We figured out that dad has a psych med induced neurological injury, and has been suffering from akathisia. It’s been 6 years since any psych medications. Last summer his symptoms started, after a flare up likely induced by mold (CIRS) and stress. It was complicated by pneumonia and associated sepsis a month later. It’s been horrible. Neurological injuries from psych meds are far more common than people know. I made this video to explain what they are and what akathisia is because they’re not talked about enough, they’re misdiagnosed, nearly impossible to treat, and hidden by the pharmaceutical industry. I don’t plan on making another update about my dad, it stresses my family out, and myself, and there’s nothing more to say about it until things get better. I will be jumping up and down about psych med injury awareness from now on as it’s impacted my health as well, and is devastating. Prayers are appreciated still.

@coreymrcraig In America, beef is a condiment.

I asked for a burger of cheese, why is this beef on here?

@semaforben @JasonKPargin That's not a book; it's a movie.

Great book, excited about this ...

@EllisMate @WiseGuysComedy You don't know if you need it until you need it though.

On the phone selling insurance, sometimes it’s to people that don’t want or need it. I’m headlining April 24th @WiseGuysComedy SLC, and it’s kinda the same thing haha Tickets: wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-lake…

@juliandorey He's just "browsing" new material.

oh shut the fuck up ben, you HAS BEEN theo von’s bigger than you ever were because he doesn’t LOOK DOWN on people like you love to do

@toddbarry @iamcolinquinn My grandmother was trying to say that nobody uses hashtags as punch lines anymore. I can wait to prove that old bitch wrong when she gets out of prison.

@benaveryisgood @TheComedyStore 10pm in the morning?

NIGHTWORLD AT THE COMEDY STORE APRIL 24TH! @TheComedyStore thecomedystore.com/calendar/show/…

@chronicleherald Tomato / tomato

Halifax airport art gallery being replaced with accessible washroom saltwire.com/nova-scotia/ha…

@searchdupre Glad to see you doing well bro 🔥

Last track i played last night, after hours of house the break hits different

@benaveryisgood @grok is this real

@doomernat22 The slave theory explains the attempted assassination and melania/Epstein honeypot.

@juliandorey Wanting things is the devil.

the best part about shipping is you don’t have to go anywhere the worst part about shipping is you gotta wait for that shit to get here when you want it now

@oelma__ the rock

@columtyrrell @AspersionCaster I think it's French for grapefruit.

@AspersionCaster nobody knows what poposity means bro

Sam Tallent is like what if I do live 2019 Dad Meat but instead of down to earth and relatable it's smothered in pomposity

@kevin_nealon Will these pictures be moving in the theater? Happy to attend either way.

In theaters

@ABC So that’s how they make all the garbage disappear 💭

Surveillance footage captured the moment an Amtrak train slammed into a garbage truck in Kingstree, South Carolina. No injuries were reported. abcnews.link/ahFGILW

@FeehanKerryn Horny is the starting point. Money only exists as a way to manage the symptoms.

Men: does money make you horny? Or is that girl stuff?