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@nettermike @swagnana56 Did he gain superpowers at least?

@swagnana56 Good question

This 17-year-old Boy Scout tried to earn a merit badge and accidentally turned his mother’s backyard into a nuclear disaster zone. In 1994, David Hahn decided to build a functional nuclear breeder reactor in his potting shed in Michigan. So he used loopholes to get radioactive material from regular household items. He bought thousands of dollars' worth of smoke detectors to harvest the Americium from their sensors. He scraped the Radium paint off of vintage clocks, and bought hundreds of camping lanterns to extract the Thorium from their mantles. He even posed as a physics professor to write letters to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, who helpful gave him instructions on how to isolate the chemicals. And it worked. His homemade reactor started becoming self-sustaining. The radiation levels got so high that he could detect them five houses down the street. Realizing he had built a monster, David tried to dismantle it and load it into his car, but he was stopped by police. They thought he had a bomb. The EPA was called in, and they declared his mom’s backyard a Superfund hazardous waste site. They had to dismantle the shed and bury it in the desert. David never got in serious trouble, but he achieved a different kind of honor. He is the only Boy Scout in history to have his science project cleaned up by men in Hazmat suits. Seriously AMAZING DONT TRY THIS AT HOME! Whats the most complicated adventure you attempted as a teen and did even come close? Cough it up I wont tell!

@FlashgitzAnims This is the best answer, just in time for the recent trepidations of the archenemy

@PurefoyAmebo @screenrant Hmmm... Pinn, Foe and Palpatine the 3rd?

@screenrant “Well, Mark, it's not Luke's story anymore.” Does anyone actually remember the names of the “new” characters they tried to introduce in those films?

"I said, 'aren't we gonna have a moment where all three of us get together and raise the roof, it'll only take thirty seconds.' And JJ said, 'well, Mark, it's not Luke's story anymore.' I said, 'Star Wars wasn't Obi-Wan's story but Alec Guiness had a crucial commitment, you know...' Anyway, nobody listens to me." - Mark Hamill. 🎬 screenrant.com/star-wars-mark…

@SWCultureLive All right, which one of you came with that name?

“It’s the Resistance.” Still chill-inducing a decade later. #StarWars #TheForceAwakens

@stfuesh Based-brained see Godzilla

@Pirat_Nation This is their only achievment

@Hatemonger_ And also, they have green lasers

I HATE NECRONS I HATE NECRONS I HATE NECRONS I HATE THEIR BULLSHIT OVERPOWERED WEAPONRY WHY ARE THESE GOOFY SKELETONS SO POWERFUL

@Et_Gladius_Dei @HMBohemond ☝️ This

@HMBohemond “You’re not canon.”

So the female Custodes thing in Ashes of the Imperium has been confirmed. I will not be removing my past videos on the topic on my Youtube channel stating they were decanonized. Nor will I delete past posts asserting the topic, despite their statements that female Custodes are canon. Why? Because they're still not canon. My mistake about believing Games Workshop was retconning them back out was born from trying to assign logic and common sense in release schedules to a company that has neither of these things. Zero internal communication, logic, or common sense between departments. A company that could plan an animation years in advance but lack of oversight let them publish material directly contradicting it for a year since that animation released. I assumed the bare minimum level of artistic integrity on their part, and that was in error. But this lack of ability to keep their house in order just shows anything Games Workshop published since 9th edition at the latest, end of 7th at the soonest, isn't canon. To have the privilege to dictate canon in your work, you need the bare minimum levels of artistic integrity and Games Workshop doesn't have that. They cannot, in any ethical or moral sense, call themselves artists. When I said in one of my videos, "Doubling down will just make things worse for Games Workshop," this is what I meant. It's not just financial fallout, it's ethical fallout. So no, female Custodes still aren't canon. The umbrella has merely extended to a far larger amount of published material covering every aspect of Warhammer 40k published for the last few years. Potentially as far back as the Fall of Cadia.

Should this be my next book? I would be most honored if it got banned in the United Kingdom, and had to be distributed in secret.

@Gbear_2 @cb_doge So this is how the God of Games was born

🚨BREAKING: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just hours after surgery, he was able to control a computer with his thoughts and is now using it to play games and regain independence.

@HMBohemond Maybe if I greenstuff a mustache...

My schizo theory that these were supposed to be female Space Marine heads and Games Workshop pulled back at the last second continues to be proven right. We dodged a bullet, guys.

@Hatemonger_ Pink lasers

Does anyone have topic suggestions for the next Hate Sermon

@HariSel57511397 Space King is better

If there are any lessons Conservatives can learn from the recent Progressive Renaissance of indie entertainment, it’s less to do with the aesthetics and storytelling and more to do overcoming the massive budgetary and organizational hurdle needed to finance these projects. /1

@ReviewsPossum Bestiality. When I was reading Greg Weisman's book "War of the spark: forsaken", I got into a paragraph describing a bed scene between human and gorgon. My eyes were running threw the words trying to escape the cursed pixels while I was yelling "GREG WEISMAN"

What's something that makes you vomit in rage when you read it in a book?

@InquisitorJim @Lorgarwasright Because they're at Alpha Airlines

@Lorgarwasright W-why do all the flight attendants look the same?

@SandyofCthulhu Marvin

Always and forever the first city on Mars should be Helium. IYKYK

@WeBecomeTheIce @AdLucem7 Shouldn't be "Don't drink and helldive"?

Loading screen advice that applies to real life. Everyone post 1. I'll go first Crusader Kings 2:

@B_Rankdegen @ASliceofAlan Just look for an Elden Ring player named "Let me solo her" and you will get it

@ASliceofAlan I do not understand whats going on, why is he wearing a pot

🏺Cheeks of Miquella

@ItsJuliansRum I have a theory

If the SAR scans of the Khafre pyramid are accurate then this is how deep the pillars go under the bedrock. Which is wild.

@IdiotOfTheEast I'm praising it... Para pa-pa-pa!!!

Guilliman and the family enjoying some MechDonalds 🥰 #warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity