Matt Boynes

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@thespacedmonkey And without a doubt the most under-appreciated problem for its complexity

The third hardest problem in Computer science, is handling dates and times.

@aarondfrancis You'd save a lot with the "Health Insurance With Ads" plan.

Y'all these monthly subscriptions are out of control! Actively looking for places to cut back. Netflix: $16 Twitter: $16 Health insurance: $3,431 ChatGPT: $20 Spotify: $17 Anyone good with budgets please help

@HannibalLechtah @CoreyPGoodman @AdamMKaufman @kevinburns85 @OBrienOnTheMic Somehow Goodman is all of these

@CoreyPGoodman @AdamMKaufman @kevinburns85 @OBrienOnTheMic @senyob 👀🤣

@markjaquith @BenRatkaj I once saw Frank Abignale speak about credit vs debit cards, and he said it so well (here’s my close-enough recollection): when someone steals your credit card, they’re stealing the bank’s money, but when they steal a debit card they’re stealing you’re money.

@BenRatkaj Oh my god, people STOP USING DEBIT CARDS. You have way less recourse if it’s stolen and used.

@desrosj @JosephaHaden @photomatt That phone looks like it fell out the plane on your flight over

He made it!

@JoshuaKGoldberg Now I wanna read it!

SEVERAL PLACES!!! 🙌

@mattpocockuk @JoshuaKGoldberg 👏

@JoshuaKGoldberg The funny places: "There are SEVERAL of us. SEVERAL!"

@jdstanger @neighbours_wifi But at least you get your choice of bagel

If this weren’t so scary-ridiculous, it would be hilarious. Behold the end of the world: The $71 Bagel! $45.00 bagel OR yogurt + $3.99 (8.875% tax) + $8.55 (19% “service fee”) + $14.00 “delivery charge” #inflation cc @neighbours_wifi Source: a friend who stayed here

@helenhousandi If it’s not what you’re already using, the GoCube is really damn cool

Me a month ago: oh it’ll be fun to learn how to solve a Rubik’s Cube together with my 9yo! Me today: getting my ass completely handed to me and feeling like an idiot

@aaronjorbin The default state of brad

@aaronjorbin 7,379 😬

Maybe this is the night the #Celtics have a great third quarter

@JJJ Could you write a fable with animals that includes themes about your personal life, themes that are most significant for you? I’d like to hear it.

Kinda wish I was an AI. It seems fun.

@noahschoenholtz This should be (but won’t be) a huge wake up call for us. Sentient or not, we’re not ready for this level of ai sophistication, and yet here it is

We're hiring at @alleyco for all positions. If you're interested check them out here: alley.co/careers/ If you're at #WCEU2022 come talk to @potatomaster or @RenatoNascAlves!

@VicVijayakumar * return to the office or we’ll assume you resigned. Not even fired, no severance.

If I Did It If I hypothetically wanted to enact layoffs without bad press at my company, whose valuation is down 35% this year- because of war, inflation & fears of recession, because investors are wary of my loans, I would tell my employees to return to the office or be fired.

Just landed in Porto and can’t wait to represent @alleyco at #WCEU starting tomorrow. It’s been three years too long since the last one!

#Celtics should be proud. That was a hard-fought win against two tough, determined teams.

@rmccue @Kraft @rzen @ryandonsullivan @jeremyfelt @tollmanz 👏 that's some hella quick typing!

@Kraft @rzen @ryandonsullivan @jeremyfelt @tollmanz #Cladder 38 ✅ 10/10 🚀 16.40 seconds playcladder.com

I was stuck all through the middle of this one. Can't believe I got them all! #Cladder 24 ✅ 10/10 🚀 56.00 seconds playcladder.com