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Elisabeth

@septembergrrl

If you know, you know. Still yelling about all the usual nonsense.

Arlington, Va. Katılım Kasım 2008
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
The prized possessions of the American frontier: Big big axes and kitty cats.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@aedison (And in turn, the newsletter or app exists to sell red light technology, peptides, Korean medi-spa trips, etc. It’s ads all the way down.)
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@aedison “This is the scene we will be tracking…” gives it away. This is somebody trying to sell you her/their newsletter or app. We need to get better about recognizing and promptly ignoring advertising.
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Avery Edison@aedison·
always worth noting that when you see someone’s supposed regimen written out like this to emphasize the many steps involved, it’s pure fantasy and marketing. nobody actually does all of this consistently. the peak activity day is presented as the average, no one lives like this
jules@juliegirltweets

The level of effort (and money) it takes just to “maintain” physical appearance now is exhausting. And the downside is I sometimes feel less attractive than my female peers for opting out

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Zach Yadegari@zach_yadegari·
@anushkmittal I dedicated 2 straight weeks to my essays doing nothing else. Had them looked over by the best writers I know.
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Zach Yadegari@zach_yadegari·
18 years old 34 ACT 4.0 GPA $30M ARR biz Stanford ❌ MIT ❌ Harvard ❌ Yale ❌ WashU ❌ Columbia ❌ UPenn ❌ Princeton ❌ Duke ❌ USC ❌ Georgia Tech ✅ UVA ❌ NYU ❌ UT ✅ Vanderbilt ❌ Brown ❌ UMiami ✅ Cornell ❌
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
I’m not even on Twitter anymore but using community notes against idiots is objectively 10/10 no notes
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Community Notes & Violations
Community Notes & Violations@CNviolations·
Poppy vs. Community Notes 🧵 An updated thread. 1. How it all started
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
I KNOW I KNOW he'll appeal and this could get overturned and his only consequence will be legal fees that he won't pay. He might even be president again in eight months. But. I love that 12 people actually said "fuck this" and held Trump accountable. Nobody can take that away,
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@aobehr I just don’t get why “actress has nice boobs” somehow turned into a culture war thing.
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Arlington Alert@ArlingtonAlert·
LOCATION:9th St N / N Burlington St. INCIDENT: Police and Fire Department Activity - Shelter in Place IMPACT: Due to Police and Fire Department activity, community members are being asked to shelter in place in the area of 9th St. N and N Burlington St. until further notice.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
I'm setting up at ejorr @ bluesky. Come say hi if you want.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
.. annnd right after I posted this I saw something about Dane Cook's wife. Ew. If the choices are 20-year-olds thinking they're too mature for 18 yo's, and 45 yo's "dating" 18 yo's, the former is way better.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
Dating age gap discourse these days has gotten nuts. I just saw 20-year-olds agreeing that the thought of dating an 18-year-old was gross and icky because they're at "different life stages." I'm glad we no longer accept 16-year-olds dating whole-ass adults, but ... really?
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@TinVikings @conradhackett It feels made up to people raised in other faiths. Not just in the way all religions are made up, but the way Scientology is made up. I will say that all the Mormons I’ve met have been very nice. Their church is just nuts.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@haha_daisy @RJ_got_skills @yumcoconutmilk Like, David Sedaris made up stuff to make his life seem crazier. His family was justifiably upset about some of the things he said that made them look bad. But he wasn’t falsely claiming to have been gay-bashed.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@haha_daisy @yumcoconutmilk I agree comics can lie but there’s a difference between lying about playing “What’s New Pussycat” in a diner 17 times and lying about your child being hospitalized for possible Anthrax exposure.
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Daised and Confused@haha_daisy·
@yumcoconutmilk Also he's allowed to lie, it's a fucking stand up. I don't expect stand ups to be accurate. But he shouldn't have posted out that yt lady's real photo in the stand up
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@LoganMaeW @emilykmay Discouraging use of the nursery is such a scam. I get that bonding is important, but so is sleep and recovery after the physical trauma of birth.
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Logan Williams
Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@emilykmay Three kids each born 3 yrs apart. Kid 1 in hospital: you should send her to the nursery so you can sleep! Make dad pace the halls with her. Kid 2: we have no nursery. There’s an alarm attached to her that will go off if dad tries to exit the room with her. Kid 3 is a bit hazy.
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emily may@emilykmay·
Having kids in the modern parenting age is wild bc my kids are less than 3 years apart and baby gear that was REVERED when my daughter was born became REVILED and dangerous by the time my son was born.
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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
This is why I mostly gave up on social media. (I'm bored today.) It's all people yelling about things that were created explicitly to be yelled about. What's the point?
Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky@kattenbarge

You all do realize that if you stop engaging with that woman who doesn't think women should vote, she won't have a way to grow her audience and income? Hate engagement is one of the biggest gifts you can give someone whose career is built on shock value.

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booksomewench on bluesky 💖💜💙
Bro, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe spend some of that money on better socks? This has some big "I spent $3,000 on candles and my family is starving, please help" energy, I'm just saying. You can buy good socks! Especially when you stop overpaying for ill-tailored suits.
Tristan Tate@TateTheTalisman

I will wear perfectly tailored 20,000 dollar suits with diamond cuff links and hand made 14,000 dollar alligator shoes and I’ll STILL have holes in my socks. I’m from the streets. Never forget.

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Elisabeth@septembergrrl·
@lingerie_addict It makes sense that marketing based on body inclusivity didn't work for them. When you spend decades promoting a single beauty standard, it feels hollow to switch to "all bodies are beautiful."
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