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Logan Williams

@LoganMaeW

Proud Mom of 3 girls, ruminant nutritionist, runner, ag enthusiast

Katılım Nisan 2014
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Nevin
Nevin@NevinLawrence·
With our first baby it was really hard to tell if my wife was in labor or false labor. Luckily, at number six we finally have learned we have no idea what we are doing.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@Rapdoll1 @Joyest_Day Once at a busy event two little kids came up to me scared bc they lost their dad. I spent a lot of time keeping them calm in an open area, looking for their dad for them. After quite awhile one of them said ‘maybe we could phone him?’ They’d known his cell number all along 🤦‍♀️
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Hitchhiker's thumb@Rapdoll1·
@Joyest_Day "name 5 things you see" "Okay! um... I see you, that stuffed toy, this bracelet i have on my wrist, the pavement... OH! I SEE MY DAD!!!"
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joyest.@Joyest_Day·
i remember when i worked at an amusment park when i was like 15 i met two like kids who couldnt find their dad. and i just remembered like helping look for them and calming them down. i remember like the oldest was freaking out and i did the stupid "name 5 things u see" shit-
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@aip551 A mom got mad at my Mom for naming me Logan because ‘what if I want to name my son Logan but now people will think it’s a girl’s name’. Forty-four years later and nobody thinks it’s a girl’s name.
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Mila ✧
Mila ✧@aip551·
I made a post about how I buy my Daughter’s shorts from the boy section because she is tall and Girl shorts are to short and uncomfortable for her. Why this lady comment “If you buy all of the shorts then what am I supposed to buy my son? What about boy moms?” Boy moms are never beating the allegations. We dont even live in the same state. What the fuck are you even talkin about???
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@KristyT My mom always said when she went for my kindergarten orientation the teacher said ‘welcome to the Class of 2000’ and similarly, everyone in the room gasped 😂
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Kristy Tillman
Kristy Tillman@KristyT·
I went to kindergarten registration this morning, and when the Principal said "welcome to the class of 2039," everybody in the room gasped. 😂😂😂
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@KeruboSk They start by toeing this boundary, making ‘innocent’ jokes at your expense. Get angry if you don’t laugh. Make meaner ones if you do. I wish I would’ve known this sooner, and been as strong as you when it was happening to me when I was young!
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
He made a joke about my body in front of his friends. Everyone laughed. He looked at me like I was supposed to laugh too. So I smiled and said, “Say it again.” He hesitated… then repeated it, softer this time. I didn’t laugh. I just held eye contact a second too long. That’s when the room went quiet. Later, he said I “embarrassed him.” Started calling me sensitive. Dramatic. Said I couldn’t take a joke. But I wasn’t the one who needed an audience to feel funny. He got mad, grabbed his things, and left.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@dadmann_walking I have been working with a registered dietician for 4 months, been working really hard, and not lost a pound. At least I’m not gaining though?
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
I have been consistently walking 3 miles a day eating right, doing CrossFit, lifting weights and I'm happy to report that I gained 3 lbs of fat. Wtf, body?
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@MomOnFire My BFF and I were certain they put subliminal messaging in the show bc it was so ridiculous and stupid but we just couldn’t quit watching it! 😂
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Burning Mom ⚡️
Burning Mom ⚡️@MomOnFire·
Trying to explain to my daughter and her friends the basic plot of Nineties soap opera “Passions” (the one with the witch and the little person) and they are looking at me like I am insane.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@StephCopley I was sick for 4 days in high school & pretended to be sick the 5th bc the entire week on the bold & the beautiful they were in a club waiting for a concert to start. I HAD to see who it was on Friday. It was Bryan White singing so much for pretending, I was so disappointed 😂
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Stephanie Copley
Stephanie Copley@StephCopley·
I have a sick kid at home, and I'm realizing that with all the streaming services, she will never understand the sheer joy of the start of the 'Price is Right' hour, which was followed immediately by the sheer disappointment of multiple hours of daytime soap operas.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@KristinRaworth I’m from Sask and this weekend was Telemiracle weekend. One of the women who has hosted for 20+ years showed up this year and she is now so, so thin. I don’t usually comment on women’s bodies but wow, I sure took notice with her.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@emilykmay @climatepaige @classicallyabby I swear my most oft-spoken sentence to my oldest since my third was born is ‘let Mom be the mom please!’ She’s also always felt she’s a better mom than I (to be fair, she’s right. I just don’t like her to be the mom so I have to fight her for the role!).
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@Doeyppp And it feels like such a flex when you can show someone you had the book with the original cover subtly hinting you were a fan *before* it became a movie.
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Joe🥤
Joe🥤@Doeyppp·
My biggest ick is when books replace the artwork with the movie cover
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@thesecoldbones I heard somewhere ‘the best way to make sure your chicken breasts don’t dry out is to use chicken thighs’ and it is so true.
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star baby 💫
star baby 💫@thesecoldbones·
chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@SteveSkojec I’m born in 1982 but have more in common with Gen X than millennials. I think because I was from a small rural town so we were a bit behind the times (no cable TV until I was older & even then only at my friends homes) & bc my brother & sister were 5 & 7 years older than me.
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𐙚⋆.˚ percy
𐙚⋆.˚ percy@czrpenters·
@peytcns like i need the filler episodes back. give me the useless episodes back. the holiday episodes. the mid season finale. more time with the characters PLEASE
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ave .ᐟ@peytcns·
tv with 20+ episodes per season is superior because you could actually fully understand people’s stories and behavior. that’s why it feel like, to me, that every show nowadays feels partial and always leaving people with more questions than answers.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@aliciaandrz @lamyaisangry One of my profs brought her daughter to class back when I was in uni. Afterwards apparently she told her mom ‘you know, a lot of those people weren’t even listening to you’ 😂.
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dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her)
it seems like my eight-year-old daughter won’t have school tomorrow but I will, so I’m bringing her. she can learn about queer Shakespeare & @lamyaisangry’s “Hijab Butch Blues.” or she can color. either way I’m always glad for her to get a sense of what I do as a professor.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@CigsMake Turquoise and purple were my favourite braces band colour combo.
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Cigarette Nostalgia
Cigarette Nostalgia@CigsMake·
The turquoise era of the 90s was something we should have not abandoned
Cigarette Nostalgia tweet media
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@simsimmaaz After my dad had surgery I translated what the surgeon was telling us for my family based solely on language learned on Grey’s Anatomy. But all those whipples Meredith was doing? They failed to mention they can take 17 hours and a month in hospital recovering after.
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Oxtail Pricing Specialist
Oxtail Pricing Specialist@simsimmaaz·
I've watched 7 generations of interns at Grey's Anatomy like that's MY show and I am a doctor too (in my head)
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@spiderwalshy Fantastic news! My dad had one 18 months ago. We were in no way prepared for how big of a surgery & recovery it would be. He’s 71 now and has ran several 5k’s since, with his eye on a 10k.
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Logan Williams@LoganMaeW·
@iky_fwjett I am 43 and I still go to my mom’s house when I need something printed.
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
STOP SENDING PEOPLE UNDER 35 THINGS TO PRINT AT HOME. WE DO NOT HAVE PRINTERS.
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