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@MarioNawfal The HODLER

We’re either watching a Pokémon being born or a lizard turning into a popsicle... 🦎

@esotericpigeon @NIGSLOPDETECTOR

Someone vibe coded a live tool to try and guess Satoshi's private key. It's called "Satoshi Guesser." Anyone can pull and literally win up to 83 billion dollars. satoshiguesser.com Redirecting 100% of creator rewards to the repo owner. github.com/Pathos0925/Sat…

@Mstittytonmilk The name is crazy work 😂😂😂

Sir Buttington Fartworth Esq. is adding value on chain by gaining more personally and consciousness the more supply burned... Ms Tittyton Milkworth Esq. will be using all the fees to make the liquidity pool larger creating more value per token

@taxxind @NIGSLOPDETECTOR

Sir Buttington is ripping Dame Buttilda is here.

@elonmusk @AutismCapital @DINOR0AR @elonmusk is Chadlon Musk now

Okay today's courtroom sketches are really getting out of control

@sciencegirl first cap, now quantumcat. its cat day. lfg. CahMgZSofzPKegzDC9DGFGzxDwuP4bwQ9SKwpBx9pump

Scientists in China have achieved a major breakthrough by keeping a so-called “quantum cat” state stable for about 23 minutes (1,400 seconds), far longer than ever before. This “cat” doesn’t mean a real animal, it comes from Schrödinger’s cat and is a way of describing a system that can exist in two states at the same time, known as quantum superposition. To make this happen, researchers cooled around 10,000 ytterbium atoms to near absolute zero and held them in place using lasers. Normally, these kinds of quantum states are extremely fragile and collapse almost instantly because of tiny disturbances from the environment. To prevent that, the team used special methods to shield the atoms, essentially creating a protected “quiet zone” where outside noise couldn’t interfere, allowing the state to last much longer than usual. This is important because being able to keep quantum states stable opens the door to better technology, such as more precise atomic clocks, highly sensitive sensors, and improved navigation systems. It also brings scientists closer to building reliable quantum computers and gives them a new way to test the limits of physics and explore forces that are still not fully understood.

@Unc1231470 good shit

Name of CatWifCap is Chika, check the post below and comments. instagram.com/p/C8WdpPQypex/…

People don't realise that not only is Elon suing Scam Altman, but he's also suing microsoft for $150b, why aren't we sending the meme version of microsoft? reuters.com/business/elon-…

@cb_doge this is the only real token. BZ1avfKCfJKNgsDeXHNkPku5GcWVzi2Aw2HesHcrpump tommi trying to vamp and rugging on this narra. kid is a toxic parasite.

16 year old, Luca Cella Walker asked ChatGPT the most successful way to kill himself on railway tracks. ChatGPT gave him the deadly instructions. Hours later he died by suicide. ChatGPT is dangerous for vulnerable kids. How many more lives will ChatGPT take before OpenAI acts?

@onchainmidas_ weak

@Skr6lla7 @wuunin @PatrickHeizer @judgenetwork u dumb

@wuunin @PatrickHeizer @judgenetwork Fees are tied to a solana wallet not a github 😂😂bro fake claimed 😂😂

@alexmafinance Larp scam

SpaceX just posted their new slogan???? "only the paranoid survive" youtube.com/watch?v=ANe_HW…

you dumb mfrs. all you had to do was be bullish. but instead you just bitch and moan like a bunch of poor fgts. stay broke. lost 10 sol, but thats a drop in the ocean for me.

@loldoteth @9NdqmtlnTz98107 good shit g

@YouFuckinnukers @atltaq this made it infinitely better. lmao coded

@atltaq NIGSLOP 🚨

@zfeiftocrypto @GeckoTerminal boomer

@GeckoTerminal bitcoin:native 1000% 🤷🏻‍♂️

You have to hold one for 5 years. Which are you choosing?

@justachillcto1 @GeckoTerminal hold 5 yrs

@GeckoTerminal thoughts?

@GeckoTerminal DPPoDfnneXz8AKLmohmoAB9vzt9ta2vwfvfTQZLJELsh

@elonmusk any mentions regarding Cole Thomas Allen’s connections to @NASA and JPL scientists going missing?

@WarUpdates It gets weirder. x.com/d1fox02/status…

Henry Martinez posted “Cole Allen” on 12/21/23. But here’s where it gets weird… The banner photo on Henry’s X account? It’s the exact same image used by a company called Time Machine for an event on May 5th, 2022 — over a year before Henry even created his account. Same image. Different timeline. Make it make sense.