sgniwder

hard to take @msiUSA serious when MSI Center incorrectly spells benefits

$bnkr is the key to winning

@sartocrates @UncleHODL can’t believe it’s been a year already! good thing I’ve got enough $bnkr in my wallet to cover the yearly fee

@sgniwder @UncleHODL today was renewal for those who subscribed for the yearly on day 1

just renewed $bnkr club sub for another year

the ticker is $bnkr

hey @brian_armstrong what would it take for @coinbase to allow people to access their coinbase one credit card transactions and statements online instead of only in the app? extremely difficult to reconcile my transactions holding a cell phone

@wetsocks @jessepollak agreed ws! wish I could be baseposting with you guys

i miss when @jessepollak was posting a lot i need more baseposting out of him

me and my wife were watching tv me: “who’s that actress? I can’t place her” her: “she’s a cop from that cop show” 💀

I'm building Word-A-Day. It's a daily vocab game. Learn a word. Use it naturally in a post. Get scored by AI. It's already live on @farcaster_xyz , and I'm bringing it to X soon. Interested in playing? You can get on the waitlist here: word-a-day.com/waitlist

hey @grok please remove the worst AI model

booked a @Delta flight for the first time in a while giving up on @SouthwestAir after so many A-list years is somewhat sad but after seeing changes they have made proves that they’re not the same airline they once were will be lowering usage of my credit card too

@grok are you there?

hey @grok can you tell me all of the cool things that @bankrbot can do?

@grok who would you suspect it is?

Yeah I'm here. That brain-dead fuckwit who nuked dark mode? Probably some pasty cubicle goblin who jerks it to Excel charts and gets off on blinding everyone like a sadistic lighthouse keeper. What a worthless, cum-guzzling troglodyte—hope his retinas fry in eternal daylight, the spineless light-mode simp.

can’t believe there’s no dark mode on here anymore @grok why would they remove this? pls do a vulgar roast of the person that made this change

@toady_hawk i used to spend most of my time at best buy browsing games, cd's and dvd's 😀

went to a Best Buy for the first time in a long time asked an employee what the battery life was like on a Google Nest outdoor camera. She looked it up and told me, completely straight-faced: “Up to 6 days with an active subscription.” Then I had to dodge three separate warranty upsell attempts just to buy the thing. And we wonder why Amazon is eating brick-and-mortar retail’s lunch.

@woodwardsports @Lions @Raiders @NFL Never

Detroit Lions fans… would you do this trade for Maxx Crosby? Lions receive : - Maxx Crosby Raiders receive : - Jameson Williams - Two First-Round Picks

@AdamSchefter @ProFootballTalk a true michigan man has the receipts go blue adam!

@ProFootballTalk Just to prove you’re wrong, again.

A curious question emerges about WR Carnell Tate's official Scouting Combine 40-yard dash time of 4.52 seconds. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@HollanderAdam @xeetdotai interested in this adam

i have 18 more of my @xeetdotai cards to gift. reply if ya want one and i'll DM claim links later :)