Sharon (she/her)

Me trying to convince my daughter to take programming class: Izzy: "But you hate coding.” Me: "I don't hate coding, I love coding!" Izzy: "But it frustrates you!" Me: "You and your brother frustrate me all the time and I still love you." #codemom

Seriously, just google "marchand dairy queen".

@DairyQueen Is there a reason you're not seizing the opportunity that Brad Marchand and the Stanley Cup champion Florida Panthers are handing you? instagram.com/p/DLDLtZQvQfq/

Something I learned today: you don’t go to Wembley for the food.

@markdrew I’d actually forgotten that was where you lived until I saw the park and thought “hey, I know this place!” We’re over-scheduled, but you live in a lovely town. Except all those awful American tourists. 😎

@sharondio Whaa? There will be in a few mins! My misses will be there with the pack!

@markdrew: I was told there’d be Vizslas.

I mean, it’s not wrong!

@historyinmemes 1985, McHale got 56 points (a team record) against the Pistons, breaking Bird's team record of 53. Larry said he should've gone for 60, because the record won't stand. 9 days later, Larry got 60 against Atl. Even the Hawks bench was cheering for him. youtube.com/watch?v=ALmL9A…

Imagine telling someone who isn’t a basketball fan that this guy was the biggest trash talking psychopath to ever play in the NBA

@kenwheeler I think it's a feedback loop. It generates marginal code, which is implemented by people who don't know better, which feeds back into the engine to spit out even more marginal code.

is it me or is ai code complete getting worse, if not completely in the way?

@editingemily Forced both my kids to learn on a stick shift. My son is still driving my old Kia. No worries about this one getting stolen.

Does anyone in Gen Z know how to drive manual?

@Genevie44927299 @clhubes But marathons are not fun, so they’re measured in miles.

@clhubes And fun runs.

@vxunderground Better than a mouse jiggler.

The double-edged sword of my ADHD procrastination strikes again. Pro: I'm very good in a crisis. Con: I'm only good in a crisis.

@MalwareJake @TheCravenOne Yes. Yes you do. walmart.com/ip/Air-Shark-T…

@TheCravenOne Great. Now I have something else I "need"

Who TF brought a blimp before that they added it to the prohibited items list?!

@StanimiraVlaeva @jeffbcross @mhartington They’re actually used as currency in some of those places!

@jeffbcross @mhartington I buy and resell them in Eastern Europe

What do other speakers do with all their conference badges? I have badges going back to 2015 that I do not want to get rid of

@kenwheeler No paternity test required.

did a pure glute day with my trainer after specifying getting triple cheeked up as a goal. daughter walked in while i was doing barbell thrusts and shes like lmfao what are you training for rn.

Every time I start feeling down about myself about some bad code I’ve written, I go to Facebook where $400k TC devs break shit daily.

@jayphelps I’d make tech debt sprints a thing. Ideally every 4th sprint would be focused on tech debt.

If I was in charge at a big tech company I would have a team whose entire job was to refactor and clean up code. They'd add the original authors as reviewers, make custom lint rules, etc.

Get you somebody that looks at you like Coach Monty looks at Lohrei.