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90° turn = Repudiation of current trajectory without backtracking.

Ookla and Google's speed test are telling me that my @GetSpectrum download speed is less than 100 mbps, and the @Ask_Spectrum troubleshooting site is saying 373. Having big speed performance issues all month, so I'm more likely to believe Ookla and Google. Ready for #FIOS

the concept of “dressing your age” is ridiculous. I’m gonna dress like an old witch who cursed her entire seaside town

“I can’t say from experience how you’re supposed to know when you’ve officially become part of an organized crime family, but if you feel it necessary for your professional advancement to show up at a courthouse and pay respect to a patriarch charged with fraudulent payments to a porn star, chances are you check all the boxes.” washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…

Hey @Google, your @gmail system is about to follow hotmail and myspace into oblivion if you don't fix this. I'm getting over 200 spam emails A DAY from phony gmail-based addresses, and I'm about to block ALL incoming gmail. I don't have the time for this. #deadinternet

@HeyRaChaCha Really?! Sorry to hear that. I just got a rejection today from Currents. Eh, tant pis. I aim for at least 50 a year.🤪

@shasti Now we're talkin'! I'm a BICA fan and wrote an article for the first issue of Cornelia that was considered for the cover story. But sad to hear this week that my application for BICA School didn't make the cut :-(

My latest review for Sculpture Magazine: the elegant and excellent Maximilian Goldfarb show at BICA (The Buffalo Institute of Contemporary Art): sculpturemagazine.art/maximilian-gol…

This is how people lived in 1992. twitter.com/DancerOnFilm/s…

@HeyRaChaCha Ahhh, shoot. Lemme try and fix.

@shasti Oops!

@Angry_Staffer Oh, it gets worse. Much worse:

This email caused me physical pain

@digiziz @OpenAI Same.

DALL·E 3 is now available to all ChatGPT Plus & Enterprise users, letting you create unique images through conversation. Describe your vision, let ChatGPT generate multiple variants, and then request edits — all in real-time. openai.com/blog/dall-e-3-…

@OpenAI Seeing this, I just paid for ChatGPT Plus in order to gain access to DALL•E3, and it is not functioning at ALL. Did you roll this back?

@auriea Adventures in bounded special representation!

@auriea I’ve been asking myself this a lot lately. ❤️‍🩹

Is just me, or does Trevor Lawrence look like the handsome Disney prince who turns out to be evil? #JAXvsBUF

Seriously @NFL @FOXSports It’s the button on the right! Your OTHER right! #JAXvsBUF #Spanish

Seriously, @NFL @FOXSports, it’s the shiny red button the right.

@NFL and @FOXSports it’s happening again!

@danimichaeli1 ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

My mother died two days ago. Chana Michaeli was a survivor, but I don’t think of her that way. Chana had a great life, she loved living it, and that’s how I will remember her. But she told this story often, even though it was hard for her. Chana wanted people to know what…

Hello, babies. 💕I’m feeling very lucky today. But here: I want to share that with you. So, everyone who reads this, you just got very lucky too. What does that look like?

@TinaRiversRyan A good old friend of Jethro’s just got a gig there. I’ll have him put in a good word for you…😘

This is now my retirement plan. Somebody put me out to pasture at the IAS or something and let me redo my entire curatorial career as a five year span of seminars

Oh my god it is just now hitting me that basically every big group show I have done or will ever do (Difference Machines; Peer to Peer; fall 2024 surprise) is basically a semester long seminar