Shaun Winters

@WasteManagement your guys took out trash can. Called call center, they said 7-10 days you’ll bring a new one. This doesn’t seem right

@thedailybeast Feed them to the Supreme Court too

U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Janet Yellen didn’t realize she ate a magic mushroom during a recent trip to China—until it was too late: "I was not aware that these mushrooms had hallucinogenic properties. I learned that later." trib.al/IWFBNQX

Rain Delay @Colorado @phish @Phish_FTR @DSGpark #dicks2022 #phish

Rain dance #phish #dicks2022 #nolightning @phish #setbreakopener @DSGpark

@MidCitizen @bigfreedia She kicked ass

Can confirm that the @bigfreedia jazz fest twerking girl in yellow was not a plant, she was just built for that moment.

@BillyCorben @KodakBlack1k Dick in a box in a box

Kodak Black @KodakBlack1k has a “Kodak Moment” at tonight’s Florida Panther’s game #BecauseFlorida

@HelloCullen Guessing eviction moratorium isn’t helping matters

@RepSwalwell twitter.com/thegoodliars/s…

Damnit. I have no idea what Donald Trump thinks about this Fox & Friends segment.

@realDonaldTrump Hopefully at parole officer’s orders

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

@RexChapman "I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz” -Al Franken

@AdamParkhomenko How long is it going to take our country to unfuck this situation Trump created?

she’s so fucked up even rudy is trying to calm her down

#MacysParade #VerizonLive

@LSand55 @michaelianblack Lol

@michaelianblack No reason to work with him, not over, wait for the inauguration before you start asking for support, chances are you won’t need it. Remember President Gore?

Sincere question: last night Joe spoke about unity. Have there been any responses from GOP officials welcoming the message and pledging to work together?

@realDonaldTrump You lost. You are a loser. The majority of us in America have known this for some time. Now the entire world does.

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

@realDonaldTrump It’s called counting votes you fat fuck. Pack your shit. You’re a loser, most of us knew it. Now everyone does

I had such a big lead in all of these states late into election night, only to see the leads miraculously disappear as the days went by. Perhaps these leads will return as our legal proceedings move forward!

@Redistrict What effect will military ballots have?

Well I woke up, and as expected, Clayton Co. ballots have put Biden in the lead in GA by 1,097 votes. Gwinnett should extend that lead considerably.

@MrArmstrong13 @RexChapman Is Toobin back in the control room?

I mean, the reserve, the calm amongst the high stress situation 😂

@ATLFireRescue @cobbcountyfire No, not the Tabernacle!

Working Fire at 152 Luckie Street. Moderate smoke showing on arrival of Engine 6. Full alarm requested. @cobbcountyfire truck on scene with mutual aide. #ATL #AFRD #Atlanta

Piano lessons via FaceTime - doing our part to #FlattenTheCurve @CNN @VICE @voxdotcom

Please quote tweet this with your most controversial dick pic