Shaun Hayes

@footballconfid1 @PalaceReport @samcunningham This was my initial thought. Just make a transfer to cover the costs

@PalaceReport @samcunningham Palace should just sign one of their players for an inflated price, and loan him back for free indefinitely. If the FA wanna get silly about it, just play silly back.

The FA has written to Crystal Palace and Macclesfield to stop the Premier League side from handing their share of FA Cup gate receipts to the non-League club. @samcunningham

@Parisianaes1 Protest

Name something France does better than any other country.

@RMunch4483 @fesshole We all know the one

@fesshole Was it the Little Chef on the A38 that's now a dildo shop?

Worked for a now dead national restaurant chain. After being kept on, through a period of administration and new ownership, I knew it was time to finally leave witnessing the new owner of the business instruct his team of 'shop fitters' to tile over a cockroach infestation.

@JonathanFoster2 I know from personal experience 2 things. 1. That’s a hell of a drive. 2. A school very local to there has some fantastic Adapted Sports delivered

A Team Carnage non sports day out

@purplerain116 @fesshole Exactly this. Go do what makes you happy. Fuck being put off for fear of judgement of others. Go be happy

@fesshole Dude you get one life this isn't a dress rehearsal do it go on the rides have fun Seriously don't be put off doing thing's alone

Man in his 50s, married but no chldren. I always feel really sad when walking past fairgrounds as I would love to go on the rides, especially the waltzers, but as they tend to be populated by teenagers or families it wouldn't feel right going on myself.

@steven_sawers @fesshole Absolutely this

@fesshole Read his books, write to him, tell him they are shite and they would be better if you both had a pint together

I had a childhood friend & we were best mates from 5 years old to 15 & then we amicably drifted apart. We were massive Sci-fi / Fantasy fans. He's now a best-selling fantasy author. I can't bring myself to read his novels because I'm so jealous of his success. Sad but true.

@NCCDakota @JustinPeach27 @Nicks648 @secondtierpod @RyanDilks1 Absolutely this.

@JustinPeach27 @Nicks648 @secondtierpod @RyanDilks1 Can you try harder to see into the future next time? Agenda merchant.

Thoroughly enjoy the @secondtierpod @JustinPeach27 @RyanDilks1 but they have mentioned next to nothing on Hulls embargo and wont even bother to have any comment on it until Thursday next week. Starting to question if A proper championship podcast? Or an out of touch clickbait

@FarOutMag Is the irony not lost on them??

Liam asks the entire crowd to do the Poznan #OASISLIVE2025 😂

@DrBile1 @fesshole You win. Excellent work

@fesshole Love this ‘fess. In fact I’m raven about it

When I work from home I throw food in my garden & watch the carnage unfold. It becomes an epic battle between the crows, seagulls & magpies trying to eat the food. Been keeping score & it's a tie between the crows & seagulls. Missed a teams meeting once as I was so engrossed

@fesshole Work are picking up the bill for her and he’s said nothing since making this arrangement.

I'm a respectable 33 y/o married lady who does almost nothing out of the ordinary. I do however have an arrangement with a taxi driver who picks me up 4 times a week for work. He doesn't charge me as long as I fart while I'm in his cab. Bit weird but it's saved me £500 so far

@RyanDilks1 Dont let your friends at SBK see this tweet

Golden Ace you little dancer

@Utdjacobi_ schweinsteiger hit an assist for united that took out several defenders. Pure brilliance and hardly gets mentioned.

@secondtierpod Utter woke nonsense

Watford’s Kwadwo Baah was given a red card after full time for taunting the Portsmouth fans and then doing a Fortnite dance 🤣🤣🤣

@PaulRobinson13 @REnglandDC @NoContextBrits Came here for this comment

@REnglandDC @NoContextBrits Who??

Which British celebrity, can we all agree, is a thoroughly nice person?

@marksandspencer No problems. Either your plan or get some blankets to hand out to people. Maybe even the spaceage ones like runners get at the London Marathon

@shayes85 I'm sorry it was cold, Shaun. I've let our Store Manager know what you've said so they can review the current temperature. Thanks for raising with us here. Emma

Hey @marksandspencer Why are you using guerilla warfare tactics on your customers? Surely you want them to spend time in your shop rather than die of pneumonia or frostbite

@marksandspencer The store was horrifically cold. I get it needed to be chilly for the food, but today was new levels cold

@shayes85 Thanks, Shaun. Please can you let me know more about what's happened? You can also reply to us in a DM if preferred. Emma twitter.com/messages/compo…

@marksandspencer Hi Emma. It was your Ashby de-la zouch store

@shayes85 Hello Shaun. Are you able to let me know a little more including which store you’ve visited please? Emma

@RyanDilks1 He's just reminding his dicky ticker to keep working

This referee is EFL through and through

@JonathanFoster2 You don't look a day over 25

Back at the Great Hall l, University of Exeter for a concert. Last time I was here I was graduating 26 years ago