Ian K

A chance conversation tonight led me to remember the only original joke I’ve ever told. I love it. Thanks @pauleggleston

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Whitley 0 West Auckland 1. Weird game. The commentary comes to a close with 3rd place almost guaranteed, Guisborough champions and I was entertained by a runaway scoreline elsewhere. Next up, a cup semi and the playoffs. Surely we couldn’t?

@guistownfc Well played, congrats and good luck!

𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦

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Come join us for the final time, not just this season but ever. All good things come to an end, and bad things too. All 6 fans left devastated. Live from 14:50 youtube.com/live/zWOQ4CS_0…

Is there commentary? Dunno and there’s nobody I can ask. Just kidding. Join Ian and @DazGee79 and @dickiestevos from 14:50 We are taking on West Auckland, looking to join us in the playoffs, Whitley fresh from an El Clásicoast win, it’s gonna be great. youtube.com/live/zWOQ4CS_0…

Have I got it right that a man who wants to be the British Prime Minister organised a raffle for a year of free energy and turned up on a doorstep with flowers to hand the prize money to some people who support his party and who have met him several times? Is this all a dream?

We’re hanging up the mics. Tomorrow is our last commentary. @DazGee79 has been cast in a Dolly Parton biopic and @dickiestevos and I simply can’t work together anymore. Will we return to commentary? Never say never. We’ve already gone back on it once after all. More tomorrow. 💙

i've watched this clip a couple of times now and i think it's one of the most genuine football YouTube watchalong clips i've ever seen

Join me (@sheeshkebab) @DazGee79 and @dickiestevos for the final commentary of the season tomorrow. Big news incoming later today as well.

and our 2nd goal Meeshi Kanda wraps it up with this 92nd minute strike. The celebrations.......

Well....we knew it would happen. Post 'goal of the season' contenders, with games left to play and 2 come along straight after. So here are two 'honourable mentions' from last night's Northumberland Senior Cup Quarter-Final tie. Starting with Mikel Thompson's 6th minute opener

No attempt to save face, just owns it. Fair play to that man. 😂

This save was incredible, I was midway through saying ‘damnit’

Whitley 2 North Shields 1. Dead on Saturday, resurrected on Wednesday! Into the NSC semis we go.

FULL TIME.

FULL TIME | Wanless pulls one back for North Shields right at the end...but Bay are through to play Newcastle Benfield FC in the Semi-finals of the Northumberland Senior cup Attendance was 861. Thank you for your fantastic support tonight

Good evening, and welcome to the game that Poseidon tried to ban.

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬 | #ElClasicoast time! Newcastle Flooring Company Ltd Northumberland Senior Cup Quarter-Final. Pitch will be fine by tonight, we promise... We've got forks. 😁 🔵⚪🔵⚪🔵⚪ 🚪 Seahorse opens 6pm 🆚 North Shields 🏆 Northumberland Senior Cup Quarter-Final 🗓️ Wednesday 8th April 2026 🕢 7:30pm 📍 Hillheads Park 🎟️ £8 Adults/ £6 concessions / £5 u16s #HowayTheBay

Please stay forever #matchon