Phoenix 🐦‍🔥

Just once, I would like to be an underthinker.

I told ChatGPT about you…

7. He wanted to lightly tease his wife about the size of her water bottle

You’re the story I want to fall asleep to every night.

@Lone42wolf 🏆

I’ve always been drawn to the darker side of things. Shadows, storms, silence at 3am. There’s beauty in the places most people are afraid to look.

fuck casual i need a soul tie connection that feels like we’ve met in every lifetime

Feed your soul not your ego.

You should be able to send motivation via Venmo.

I can tell just by looking at a person if they have the Arby’s app on their phone.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

Have a good night unless you have other plans.

If you're reading this right now, I want you to know that you make the world a better place.

Labubu is the French term for a child's slight injury.

Peace isn’t found. It’s created—daily, intentionally.

Life’s too short to wear ugly panties.

I’m 54. I'm still hitting new milestones. If you’re alive, you’re not done.

My chameleon can't change colors. He has a reptile dysfunction.

You cannot undo what’s gone but you can make your next step better.

before you DM me please know that i am a literal lunatic

She's worth all the things she is and more. She needs a man who is like her: honest, passionate, empathetic, real, vulnerable, communicates openly, affectionate, romantic, hard working, creative, intelligent, silly, kind, giving, loving, direct, flirty, fun, funny, and rare.