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You probably shouldn't take anything I say here seriously.

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Sam Crooke
Sam Crooke@helldebarge·
@Verissimus446 @RaevMikael @jchristenson_ yall talk to people crazy behind these screens.. be advised: if you raised my dander to want to backhand you, god help you if you say this dumb shit to people out in public. muting this jabrony ass thread
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Josh Christenson
Josh Christenson@jchristenson_·
New: Widower Adrian Aviles and his attorney are preparing to release "sexual" text messages between his late wife Regina Santos-Aviles, who fatally set herself on fire last year, and Rep. Tony Gonzales nypost.com/2026/02/19/us-…
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VraserX e/acc
VraserX e/acc@VraserX·
This is actually insane. 🤯 Seedance 2.0 basically means we’re about to make live action versions of our favorite anime ourselves. Fan fiction just evolved into fan cinema.
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Tyto
Tyto@tytonova15·
@Sandystarslayer I remember her posting this and I'm pretty sure it's bait.
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Shadz
Shadz@Shadzey1·
@MeganUnredacted I’m going to make a statement here because I was brought in to search when the suicide scare happened. And I searched. A warning to Seth, don’t let me catch you here ever again. It’s bad enough you were LARPing, but stolen valor and grooming I cannot abide.
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Megan Unredacted
Megan Unredacted@MeganUnredacted·
In light of the recent discussion regarding @/meganheartwood / @/elizabyss on Twitter, we believe that the information in the following video needs to be shared publicly. youtube.com/watch?v=hQOgw6…
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Professional Shitposter
Professional Shitposter@shitposter_meme·
@my3rd_alt @Jamesjonesik8 L bait, you're still the raped, and wrong, and your government will still throw you in jail for saying anything considered remotely mean about them
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James
James@Jamesjonesik8·
Well, he won't do that again... how was the officer he tried to stab? Good shoot, officers.
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BurnInHell
BurnInHell@burn_hell604·
@LookAtMyMeat1 > continuous right wing rule for 80 years > everything is shit > right wing govt imports tiny amount of immigrants > blames all the pre existing issues on them > get re-elected on anti immigrant sentiment
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Max Power
Max Power@MaxPower0269·
@justhere77930 @harukaawake 🙄Totally unnecessary and pretty fucking tasteless. Try learning real humor and how to be appropriate 🫤
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Elizabeth the Swamp Queen
Elizabeth the Swamp Queen@elizabyss·
Pt.2 And the police were threatened I packed my stuff got a ride hopped on a plane and flew to Cali by the time I looked at everything I found that he had used his access to my emails to log me out of everything and changed all the passwords He had also used the TextMe number I have to either call Sandy directly and hide his voice or had his brother call Sandy was told that Nathen had showed up armed got a dose of found out and I'm my depression I had removed myself from the census Sandy being already hurt and damaged by everything else going on in his life didn't have the mental capacity or health to cross examine and took it at face value We don't believe that it was intended to cause public outlash rather that by removing my ability to reach out or respond and saying I was gone it would hurt him deeply Which it did I don't think he expected Sandy to go loud or that it would catch traction Some of his friends on Twitter started talking about the effects of this all of you starting to dig and Nathen freaked out seeing that his actions may be about to go loud in a VERY public way If you know anyone about addiction households you know how bad this is Right now I am using this fear and leverage to speed up and force his hand in a Divorce settlement out with our lawyer Up until he went out of his way to hurt Sandy like that and the fallout of it I was hoping we could talk it out but not after that With a tech wiz fren I have in Cali I was able to get into this email and account and separate it from Nathen So yah. I'm not suicidal Don't blame Sandy Things are NOT good But me and Roxy are safe and things WILL improve
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Elizabeth the Swamp Queen
Elizabeth the Swamp Queen@elizabyss·
Okay I'll start from the beginning Pt.1 It's important to know that Sandy is not my Legal brother in law that was something I called him because for most of the last ten years He and my Husband were really close friends to the point we would call them brothers something that was made more amusing by the fact that until my husband changed his name they both had the same first name Which is one of those common rare names that are historical and old but you only ever meet like 5 people in your life with 2-3 weeks ago two things happened at once my husband decided unilaterally that we would be moving his heroin addicted biological brother into our house something I really didn't like and it sparked an argument At the same time Sandy found out that I had been a little less then honest about some of my online portrayal [This is another conversation but long and short I had been stealing credit for some of the discord groups hobbies yes I know I'm sorry I was working on how I was going to come clean with this when everything blew up] and he confronted me in a compassionate gentle and Christ like way and my husband got really defensive over me to the point it sparked an argument By arguing I mean husband was mad and trying to justify actions I had just admitted I had a problem with well Sandy was providing sound logic and well quoted Scripture Eventually Sandy got fed up with it and turned the conversation to focus on My husbands problems Something you kneed to know about Sandy is he is reserved but he is not stupid I have seen people have a tendency to take his non conflict of something as if they have convinced or tricked him into believing their BS It just means You or the subject matter wasn't worth the confrontation When he does switch to aggressive it is surgical and it is brutal So what started as Sandy gently confronting me and trying to have me better myself turned into him flaying my husband's personality like he was a fish and there was nothing Nathen [Husband] could do to counter or strike back in any real capacity so he started attacking things that were going on in Sandy's life that were not really in his power to control His fiancee leaving him by ghosting his parents splitting his brothers declining health etc During this I left to go to the bathroom and on my way back I found Nathens brother high as a kite in the living room so I had to grab Roxy who I had left in her lil spot in the living room and came back to find sandy had decided the the conversation was not productive and left the call and that Nathens response had been to delete our friend groups 10 year old discord server Later after this I had found Nathens brother moving his stuff that was literally in black trash bags into Roxy's room For a week he had been trying to move in there and I had VERY against it I didn't want him in the house and I was not going to tolerate him sharing a room with our daughter and for a week Nathen had been pressuring me into letting it happen When I say he had been appeasing his brothers drug addiction he had been giving his brother money that way he would not be stealing and selling our stuff for drug money So after a week of this and after he nuked our friend group and forced everyone to pick sides I put my foot and said he either kicked his brother out or I would be leaving He decided I was the problem So I took Roxy and my Ranger and drove to some people who owed me favors in Florida I don't know exactly what happened but well he went to the police to try report a kidnapping he got arrested for drug charges His mother who had also been taking his druggie brothers side and had actually dumped him on us bailed him out and he found out where I went because I forgot my truck had a tracker installed into the OBD system So after a bunch more drama he ended up violating his travel restrictions on his Bond and showing up at the house I was at Long and short there was a bunch of yelling-
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Sandy
Sandy@Sandystarslayer·
Got a call today informing me that @/MeganHeartwood took her own life last night after she watched her out of control husband get gunned down This month has been horrible and this is just too much so I'm leaving until life feels manageable again
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Professional Shitposter
Professional Shitposter@shitposter_meme·
@elizabyss Liz, I felt like my fuckin' heart exploded when I saw that post, but I'm very, very, very glad you are okay.
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MidnightWolfFox
MidnightWolfFox@RogerSmithFurry·
@SnepOfTheWest And now we are free to live our lives amongst your freak asses. And it PISSES you off! HAHAHAHHAHA
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Professional Shitposter
Professional Shitposter@shitposter_meme·
@_Hazardous_Wolf I'm fucking glad it's not true. I open up twitter for the first time in a year and the first thing I see is Liz blew her shit off schmove off and I was about to have an even worse day
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HazardousWolf 🇺🇸
HazardousWolf 🇺🇸@_Hazardous_Wolf·
Deleting that last post since it thankfully turned out to not be true.
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Professional Shitposter@shitposter_meme·
@FurryJokerTFF I open up twitter for the first time in a year and see Megan shot herself, and my day was about to go from bad to worse REAAAAAL fast, so I am very happy she is not dead.
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FurryJokerFinallyGotBackOnHisChair
SHE'S ALIVE!
Elizabeth the Swamp Queen@elizabyss

Screenshot this message and trust nothing after even from "me" untill @SnepOfTheWest @koyote12ga and @Sandystarslayer all verify it's me or true all my known accounts are compromised What the fucking fuck I hopped on RN just to tell Sandy to answer his damn discord because I had to make a new account Someone probably my soon to be X husband deceived Sandy I really REALLY don't think he did this for shiggles I am in a vicious fight with my husband and law enforcement is starting to get involved he has all of my logins because we shared info I would never an will never self delete l for many many reasons from I won't abandon my daughter like that to I won't give my enemies that pleasure Sandy I am in California I tried going to where you used to live but I guess you don't live there anymore I left my new phone number with Larry please when you seen this call him

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