Glenn

The comic sucks and was written by a war criminal. The movie will only just suck

scooby sends his regards

dolan held the pedophile rapist convention at game 3 and fucked the vibes up unreal

Wemby should start talking like he’s a Cornac McCarty character

Smartest Knicks fan

No one says this song is actually about heroin anymore

The replies are being very mean to my good friend Adam Friedland

I’m uncle buck maxxing right now

They don’t let fat guys become celebrities anymore

(Drake texting the group chat) omgg...they playing one of my songs over the laser tag speakers 🙈

Not even a Spurs guy I just hate it when New Yorkers get to experience joy

The time has come. We’re retiring 5⃣.

.@HunterBiden what’s your favorite oasis song

china is training their robots on lu dort tape

tryna find some money. then you die

Keith David is the best

The best part of writing Agent Cody Banks was getting Keith David to tell us behind the scenes stories from making The Thing, one of which included the line "And then John Carpenter walked in...MAD AS A MOTHERFUCKER."