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discussed with Lisa the wife and big decision (late rn but im giddy with this news) In the event Beto orourke is not running for POTUS in 2028 i will be officially stepping into run, as his proxy 100% legal all-natural i would act solely as bodily vessel for His good works..

@j_fishback James ; I am not a Fish nor do I have your Back ; Please stop with this crap…

@benshapiro humble question: Son is a leftist fuck; hate him for it. And struggles w/ autism (the smart kind very good w/ numbers) Any way to schedule time for zoom/teams etc call to chat w/ him? Could b 2-for-1 type thing, u both deprogram him off the woke Marxist bs and talk about how u overcame challenges of autism? Please DM @benshapiro

Here's the amazing thing about written agreements: they are comprised of words we can all read and then form opinions about! It's really neat! So release the MOU text. Now. Don't keep it secret and then complain that people aren't trusting your version of events.

@respectowiggle @JoelWebbon @AustinFranco123 Ever hear of a little thing called; Reaganimics??? Father helped invent it…got no credit one of the all time biggest snubs in history of politics Well anyway I want that + gay dads like myself to live dopest possible life…call me what you will …

@shootmanidk @JoelWebbon @AustinFranco123 Nah, you're a leftist

I want to speak with @AustinFranco123. Look at your DMs.

@respectowiggle @JoelWebbon @AustinFranco123 Do not , Dare call me leftists…you compare me to my shithead son with that smear..(gamer, stoner, philosophically poisoned) Just; a pragmatic dude lookin for a way out this insanity

@JoelWebbon @shootmanidk @AustinFranco123 Leftists always project

Hate to return to subject of son (I refer to him as “little adolf”) but issue has,,arisen…. His snarky replies to well-meaning liberals get more likes than my own tweets (earnest ramblings of wizened father) “Little adolf “ may continue using account with aim of growing it, but behind the scenes tensions mount…….

@RiteYah @JoelWebbon @AustinFranco123 You’re, Foreign Cartoons have no effect on a mind as ensteeled against such onslaught as, Yours Truly…

@shootmanidk @JoelWebbon @AustinFranco123

@RickBeato2 its true but u would never hear this in lamestream,, media..

It’s just as valid an identity as Black, Gay, Trans etc. Perhaps more so. What’s the issue?

@JoelWebbon @SlowToWrite @Reformed_Rican Joel , Let’s try this again; your physiognomy and demeanor betray kindred sexual proclivities to my own (tho you would appear to skew toward younger men / boys) And there,, is no shame in this ! Please reach out to me for counsel ..

@SlowToWrite @Reformed_Rican The Gospel restores and elevates nature, it does not destroy it. Your theology conveniently supports a person from Ghana coming into my country, enjoying the benefits, and telling my countrymen what they must believe. Lesson here.

The “Christian nationalists” like Eric Conn, Brian Sauvé, Joel Webbon, and Stephen Wolfe are who people like me have been saying they are. They haven’t changed. They have just become more shameless. Stop making excuses for them and have nothing to do with them. 2 Timothy 2:23

@RickBeato2 yes its sad.. first date w/ wife back in day was knocked up…was very dismayed w/ all the pot and dope scenes… had just quit that junk myself and barely dodged a relapse…fuck knocked up…

I’m glad Seth has cut James Franco from his life. I just wish he cut out the Mary Jane

@br31390 please enough of your riddles + world games..

@shootmanidk Wow this sounds like a yes

Can someone please inform me of news of day.. Lisa’s parents have locked apps after tech incident (was caught on darker corner of net while using household Mac ) i am as a human before discovery of fire of promithius rn… Please help..

@br31390 Difficult relationship with most places near me where such could be purchased these days.. Would rather not get into it unless push comes to shove…

@shootmanidk Hey promithius I suggest you go to your local store and buy this little thing called a news paper!

@JoelWebbon @AustinFranco123 Joel , , Your words are daggers to the frail ticking time bomb I call my heart… if i speak out of turn it is a mere reflection of loves occasional clumsiness..

@shootmanidk @AustinFranco123 You’re disgusting

Enough about son, little bit about daughter (not divulging name will not let perverts win) : Better than son but not by much ; has job at least (vape trick coach)..vassar class of 25 she will attempt to correct me on affairs of world but can/will never succeed..back to blowing o’s dear…

@kemichels Trust me , as a working Scarsdale dad whose childrens bellies get filled depending on my like counts; I know the struggle…stay strong and dont let the naysayers win…Beto orourke 2028

WHY DOES THIS HAVE NO LIKES WHO ARE YOU ALL

@ParticularPoopy @mattyglesias lol okay

@shootmanidk @mattyglesias This shit is just cringy, not funny. Only political dorks would find this amusing. People not plugged into politics will hate this

The Bucks won five years ago?

@paoloredtoblue Oh huh interesting thanks don’t think anyone has ever had this idea before

Calling yourself socialist on twitter doesn't make you working class, working class progressive populism sprouts up organically not through NYU sociology courses but through lived experience. It happens in both rural and urban America with folks of all colors and identities.

@EddieAlfano No , Cant think of any.

Are there any famous songs that reference "New York" in the lyrics? Trying to make video about the Knicks for social media. Let me know, ASAP.