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Play that song, DJ.

@espablohoney @MLB @Nike Come with me and you’ll see an field of nothing left to your imagination 🤣🤣🤣( sang to Willy wonka)

WTF IS THIS? @MLB @Nike 👉🏻 🗑️

What I imagine happened at @MLB uniform planning. Designer: make sure the fans like it Employee choosing textiles: so we’re only concerned about the fans Designer: yes, Only fans Textiles: I know the perfect white fabric 4 @OnlyFans #Nike #fabletics #seethrough #white #uniforms

I see games like tonight’s as an opportunity for @umterps basketball to partner with @LensCrafters or @_Visionworks for the refs need an eye check of the game segments

@ValeWolf @sur_rules But Sandoval*

@sur_rules Sandoval watching his girlfriend get hit like nothing happened. This man doesn’t love anyone but Schwartz.

“we need more complex female characters” y’all could barely handle her

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

@Nightsever88 @BaltimoreOEM @BaltimoreDPW The test was from the 19th apparently takes a few days to get back … but yeah prob at least a week 🤬

@BaltimoreOEM @BaltimoreDPW How long did these dumbasses know about this, 2 weeks?

Today, Thursday, Sept. 28, DPW announced that during a routine test of the Druid Lake Reservoir low levels of the microscopic parasite Cryptosporidium were discovered.

This post is everything!

Uncle Mike dong bong. 10/10.

Webb in again shooting cannons…“Webb cannons” has such a Spider-Man vibe. I’m here for our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man #jacobwebb66 @Orioles

Did Xavier just say “the issue isn’t that we all collectively bullied Peter, this issue is that Brayden told him about it?” #thebachelorette

What a clip. I can’t stop watching.

USA vs. Netherlands will be the first time in #FIFAWWC history the last tournament's finalists face each other in the group stage ⚔️

@masnOrioles give the camera man some privacy they didn’t sign up to have their lives on tv

The moment you realize @RobLongSports is right behind you

@Jason_Tartick I 💯 percent agree

Unpopular opinion: Tony Romo is annoying

Finally free thanks to @BCFDL734

My boyfriend sends me this drinking at the bar right outside the door #lucky

Stuck in the elevator at @Topgolf in #Baltimore