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@SusanCalman @EvolutionPod I hadnt seen England or Emmannuelle before. Now I have seen them both and it is entirely your fault. Dont think I can forgive you. 😀

We watched Carry On Emmannuelle so you didn’t have to. Unless you wanted to. This week on Carry On Up The Podcast me and Mike chat about the last in the original run of the franchise. The podcast is a lot of fun. Tune in here: pod.fo/e/402147 @EvolutionPod

@hollowaymartin @SusanCalman I am trying g to watch England now. Even two large gins have not helped.

@SusanCalman This was the funniest film in the world compared to the next three. I look forward to your review of Carry On England. Threads is funnier than Carry On England.

I hate to do this to people on a holiday weekend, but this week Mike & myself discussed Carry On Behind. The podcast is fun, the film was not. If you’ve listened to the show you’ll know I love a Carry On, but this was a challenge. pod.fo/e/3f5d73 #CarryOnUpThePodcast

@SusanCalman Trying hard to watch carry on England for Monday. But bloody hell it is garbage.

@StagecoachEScot any info about the chaos in Leuchars and Guardbridge? Roadworks? 7 buses were stuck there for half an hour.

@ruaridhcurrie @TinyWriterLaura Yeah. Not designed for the 12 is it. I hate it.

@TinyWriterLaura Yeah, it’s horrible and cluttered with all the overlapping, oversized UI. Also seems laggy. Maybe my iPhone 12 just can’t handle it!

not to be ancient but the new ios update is completely appalling from a user perspective, right??? screw this liquid glass nonsense i’ve had to turn off as much of it as i can just to still use my phone! i HATE when tech companies fuck with design on products you already own 😤

@SusanCalman Found them on a random channel over the next few days (that’s tv2 on virgin media). Watched yesterday’s. Pretty awful. Roll on the next.

It’s #Christmas special time on Carry On Up The Podcast & it’s the most bizarre episode ever. We discuss the little seen Christmas specials which are available on DVD We get Christmassy & slightly hysterical about some of the sketches. Tune in here: pod.fo/e/36b25f

@DavieLeitch89 @tay_road_bridge @trafficscotland How much does a train weigh versus a car?

@tay_road_bridge @trafficscotland How can the rail bridge stay open and train run but cars can't over the road bridge

High winds – BRIDGE CLOSED TO ALL TRAFFIC and CENTRAL WALKWAY CLOSED @trafficscotland

@dundeeunitedfc Need binoculars to see this!

Our homecoming 🆇🅸 🗞️

@fitbatweets I had it on the radio and they were all in ‘straight red’ agreement. Only knew about Michael Stewarts comments cos mum texted me saying she wanted to batter him. Not should she would be able to take him on though as she is nearly 72

Love it when Michael Stewart goes from “get a grip” apoplexy to silent pause when a replay from a different angle is shown to a 10 minute monologue justifying his initial rant.

@ScoobyEDF @Herring1967 He was the first person I thought about when I saw that earlier!

@Herring1967 Are you allowed to eat this stuff? Available from your local Iceland…

Tomorrow is going to be tough. Halfway through challenge but also Valentine's Day and what do people traditionally give each other on Feb 14th? Soleros. Help me through. Please sponsor me justgiving.com/page/nolero

@RevRichardColes Made the mistake of only buying 2 pieces of this black pudding. Should have bought 2 kg. Best one on the island. And we tried lots.

@DiBrander Was given a cream soda float in the late 70s. Absolutely rank.

My kids think it’s gross that hubby & I used to put ice cream in Coca Cola as kids. Guessing it was an 80s/90s thing? Or, was it a Scottish thing? I think it was called a float.

@Dezrays1 @ask_aubry Same with my mum and dad. He called an ambulance. He didn’t flounce off in huff cos she couldn’t communicate!

@ask_aubry My mom had such a low blood sugar attack. She couldn't speak, only made noises & acted odd. My dad immediately knew something was wrong & called the ambulance. She recovered & can't remember anything of it. All he had to do is call an ambulance, that's all😮‍💨

She was having a medical emergency but you know it's her fault for not being more supportive of him.

@mdoubleyou I made a shepherds pie the other weekend. Took hours. Result was ‘fine’. Better off getting one from M&S.

@RichieFirth I made a Shepherds Pie. From scratch. It was hugely disappointing and all that a Shepherds Pie brings to mind.

Have you done anything today that would disappoint the 18 year old you? I spent way too much time and got far too much satisfaction from setting up a dehumidifier...

@mrsshaneyb @estellecostanza I can conjour up the smell by just looking at the pic. Bunring candle and neep mixed!

@estellecostanza This sums up life in Ayrshire in the 80s. Also the various scars on your parents hands from trying to dig out the turnip for the lantern (which also meant turnip for tea…)

@StagecoachEScot Once again the person in charge of the lights needs to have a serious word with themselves. 20 minute queue in one direction. 10 cars in the other direction.

Due to the temp lights in Guardbridge, the 99 and 42A service heading to St Andrews are running around 30 mins late

@Historic_Ally @dodefoxpodcast By the end of the match there was no water in the away end ladies loos to flush with or wash you hands. Pretty disgraceful. At least I didn’t also have a pie!

Why is no one talking about the pies at Pitodrie? Never seen anything worse in my entire pie-eating career to date. A salty disc of bad meat within a crust of harsh toasted pastry so dry it had partially disintegrated. £4.

@msloobylou Wonder how much they will be selling for in the January sale? Still too much!

Just checking out M&S’s glorious Christmas collection. So tempting.

@NoContextBrits I turn up 15 mins after ticket time so I would be annoyed

@EJsKnitsGB @OctopusEnergy I had fun with ovo. Was 400 quid in credit. Got 250 quid back and reduced my monthly payment. Then they said I owed the >£5000! Queried this then now I owe them £200. Is all absolute bullshit. They pull ramdom numbers from their backside.

Currently arguing with @OctopusEnergy over my Credit Balance I am £673 in Credit. Confirmed by Meter Readings. I've asked them to refund £550. They say I can only have £116 & should leave £500 as a buffer It's my money! Give it back!