Shane Sandberg

@BizUpCoachRob @em_Lazzy “Be genuinely curious and open”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@em_Lazzy Trump is only hated by the enemies of the USA. Normal people think that he's the best President ever. Where do you stand?

Do Americans even realize their president is basically the most hated guy on the planet right now???

@Evilsam036 @0xChiraag 👏 👏 👏

Nothing is missing, except logic. You borrowed 100k, spent 97k, had 3k left — still safe. Returned 2k → now you owe 98k. That 1k in your pocket is already inside that 98k equation. Adding 98k + 1k is like counting your shadow as a second person and wondering why there are two of you. You didn’t lose 1k, you lost common sense somewhere between addition and confusion.

I borrowed 50k from Dad and 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k and Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go..?

@HelmetLord26 @TorreySmithWR Why you bringing up something from over 100 years ago? We have real problems NOW that need to be addressed

@TorreySmithWR Ok bro. Woodrow Wilson told Black leaders, “Segregation is not humiliating, but a benefit."

The bar is in hell when it comes to Standards for the President. It's wild. I've lost plenty of opportunities for not even being in the same atmosphere as his thoughts.

@KingPronoun @ItsDeanBlundell They’re just following the leadership of the 🍊🤡 in the white house

@ItsDeanBlundell You are as much of a cunt as the other cunts posting these memes.

Open season on Charlie Kirk Meme’s in the replies. Go!

@MichelleDBeadle Already got this locked and loaded for when the big beautiful obituary happens. I thank him for his attention to this matter.

@LoveMyGrands8 @tonymarez57 @Acyn That’s my response to all of this 🐴 💩. They literally said obliterated last June. Why would anyone buy the 💩 they say? They were either lying then or now

@tonymarez57 @Acyn Trump said he OBLITERATED the imaginary nukes 6 months ago. Said it would take them 20 years to rebuild

Question: I'm a waiter at a local restaurant in Queens, a full time college student who sleeps an average of four hours a night and is still thousands in debt. How is a war in a country half the world away funded by the taxes pulled from my check, helping me in any way?

@PFTCommenter Thought about my pops tonight when I took my high school daughters to see project hail mary and had the same feelings. We saw so many sci-fi movies together and he would have loved how much his granddaughters get into it now. He will be gone 15 years in November 🫠

I dont think im saying anything ground breaking here but this can a tough time of year for alot of people myself included. Love you guys

@StuartFeiner @MattPiperJenks Damnit Stu, we’ve heard this before. You got to stick with it this time because we don’t want to live in a Stuless world

@MattPiperJenks Its the tournament and I have 2 eating days left, then dr Monday and then im yours. No sugar no carbs, green veggies, lean protein. 15 calorie ice pops, 300 ounces of water, 2 cups of coffee maximum. 1800 calories.

Are you free tomorrow morning? I will come to Farmingdale 7 AM This can not continue It is time, Stu

@brandnewjags @blcartwright @nut_history Criticism is allowed but you’re not criticizing her performance, you’re criticizing she’s a woman. You think she missed the call because she was “fast tracked”, when male umpires miss that call too. She made a bad call, not because she’s a woman, because she’s not a great umpire

@blcartwright @nut_history That’s how it SHOULD be, yes. But there will be no criticism allowed and instead, we will just go to robot umps. This is the nail in the coffin

The ABS challenge is going to make a lot of umpires look silly. Jen Pawol felt that today during a spring training game with one of the easiest strike calls in MLB history.

@MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 Maher has went off the deep end. Jerry, don’t ever take parenting/husband advice from a hack that has never been either. That interview was unwatchable and it didn’t have much to do with you

Okay. @ClubRandom_ was my last podcast. Can't do anything right. @x is mad at me. My family is mad at me. Even @nypost is having a laugh. Only podcast I will ever do again is @PardonMyTake for Fahntasy Preview and we're drafting @JayD__5

@TSTCohost @TheFlockOpinion Read the room boss

@TheFlockOpinion You’re crazy & don’t know football! He would definitely be worth that pick!! Now let me bookmark this post & come back to this once he be n the running for Defensive rookie of the year! For any team

I just watched 4 hours of Rueben Bain Jr. tape and he’s not worth a top 13 pick. #Disappointing

@z_dre_ @OhioTate @StoolAfterDark The bleep button would have never survived

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark honestly, you should’ve sold this to FS1

Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark In honor of March Madness, we will be playing Pros vs Joes: Basketball We have a team of 9 former NBA and D1 players (coached by Rone) coming to Barstool Chicago We will play until Barstool (coached by PFT) wins a game Roster announced in video ⬇️

@sharp_odds21 @OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Did you come to that conclusion because they went winless in men’s league?

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark If you guys just played straight up 5 on 5 you would quite literally never win a game

@OhioTate @StoolMintzy @BarstoolBigCat @Return_Of_RB This is legit a skell move. The mintzy content was fire but he wanted that.

BREAKING NEWS: @BarstoolBigCat has 100% confirmed I will be following @Return_Of_RB at the Final Four to get content out of his trip Bosco is upset “you can’t operate freely with coaches” with a camera there Big Cat has offered Rico to take PTO if he wants it to be a vacation

Been pretty strict with what I eat and been hitting the gym hard since the beginning of December and I’m down 30 lbs. I’ve legit gained 5 lbs this week thanks to this F’ing draft. Curse the sour patch men. Feits the ultimate ball knower with the late round twin snakes snag.

@reecieusa @LeeMerrittesq The exact same can be said for the officer’s behavior. And he’s supposed to be professionally trained

@LeeMerrittesq If you know you weren’t speeding & you’re going to have to fight the ticket in court, why wouldn’t you just take the ticket & wait until you get to court?! This was STUPID! I’m sorry but there is just zero defense of the mom’s behavior.

This mother was traveling through Hurst with her 15-year-old son in the passenger seat when she was pulled over and accused of speeding. She planned to contest the claim in court but still provided her license, as required by law. She declined to take the paper receipt of the citation, protesting what she believed was racial profiling. The officer insisted—tossing the ticket toward her when she refused to take it from his hand. She instinctively tossed the paper out of the window. What happened next is an example of everything that is wrong with American policing. This officer had three clear options: 1.Issue a second citation for littering using the information he already had. 2.Walk away—the citation had already been issued. 3.Instead, he chose to snatch this mother out of her vehicle in front of her child, slam her to the ground, seriously injure her, and take her to jail… where she was ultimately issued a citation and then released to the hospital for treatment of the injuries caused during the arrest.

@toddspears1776 @NjTank99 That show was ridiculous, yet I loved it

@NjTank99 Honestly I don’t think Walter O’Brien, and the entire team from scorpion understands that math. I’ve been looking at it for 30 mins

Im confused I thought if Italy scores 5 runs and Mexico wins 6-5 USA advances or is there more conveluded bulshit involved

@SenFettermanPA I thought we completely destroyed their capabilities the last time we bombed them. Isn’t that what this administration reported?

Every member in the U.S. Senate agrees we cannot allow Iran to acquire a nuclear weapon. I’m baffled why so many are unwilling to support the only action to achieve that. Empty sloganeering vs. commitment to global security — which is it?

@RandyDeSoto @KING5Sports @TeamUSA 🤮. The mental gymnastics alone should qualify you for the Olympics

@KING5Sports @TeamUSA I would say Trump has done more for women’s sports than perhaps any president ever by keeping men out. He was just making the point that if he invited one team he had to invite the other. It was no big deal.

"The joke was distasteful and unfortunate...Now I have to sit in front of you...and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility." - @TeamUSA captain and Torrent forward Hilary Knight on the call and joke by President Donald Trump.

@Maximum_Stein @BarstoolBigCat You’re wrong

@BarstoolBigCat Not just this game, all sports, all leagues, refs decide games more than the players. Tell me I'm wrong?

Ref should be in jail. Just an insane call