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Congrats to Coach Brown, Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, OG, and the rest of these incredible NBA Champion @NYKnicks! What a run!

@KennyDucey “WHAT IS HE DOING, WHAT IS HE DOING FOLKS”

You wasn’t with me shooting in the gym

And so it begins x.com/ny_knickspr/st…

@shannonrwatts You know it’s a drill because the police actually went into the school.

Sun Valley High School students in North Carolina were startled when their teachers locked doors, turned off lights, and told them to hide. Police were in the halls. Fearing the worst, they sent panicked goodbyes to their parents. But it was just a “spontaneous lockdown drill.⁠”

@TomiLahren Please never reproduce

I wonder if all those Vax pushing family members have the decency to apologize to their unvaccinated loved ones this year! Turns out, we were right 😘

@virgoessence Wait until you hear what happened in Uvalde

Balenciaga is very much cancelled in my eyes, I don’t care what explanation they come up with. don’t mess with children

@dondatimes Stfu already

"I went from being a multi billionaire to not being able to use my ApplePay " "it can happen to all Americans for saying the wrong idea out loud"

@Carolinas_942 Doorteurs

Nah I think Joc was right on this one 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Twitter had an all time high in usage with no employees working and still didn’t go down

@Squaleeee13 nytimes.com/2021/09/08/us/…

@Squaleeee13 😂😂😂

Hey, Democrats. Would love to vote for ya, but can you actually explain what these random props are your putting in everyone’s doors and just expecting them to vote “yes” and “no” on? I like to be educated unlike most of your voters. Literal propaganda.

This shelter in Thailand rescues injured dogs and builds wheelchairs for them. This is what it looks like when they go out for their morning walk. 🐕🐾

@McClenaghanRhys ☘️ ☘️

WORLD CHAMPION!🥇 To anybody who ever supported me. To my family and friends. To my younger self. Thank you, this one was for all of you.❤️☘️

@DrifterShoots ✔️✔️✔️

Sorry Vans I’m picking up the phone for Nike now it was real while it lasted⬆️

“I’ve never been sexually assaulted in a drag show, but I have been in church. Twice.”

@bethyr87 @WUTangKids @jessemangelo Yankees lost but we still got the W

Ted Cruz getting a proper Yankee Stadium welcome tonight H/t @jessemangelo

Antonio Meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed

@RonFilipkowski 🤡🤡🤡

Guy at Herschel Walker rally yesterday asked why he is voting for him: “He’s a servant of God. He believes in God. He believes in the values of the Bible - the same values that I hold.”