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@ScottMack2975 @BoLoudon @pixiebell2022 That’s why he makes 1.5B trades minutes before an announcement and launches his own crypto coins to dump on dumbass crypto MAGAs

@BoLoudon @pixiebell2022 For all the bullshit and the long hours a President has to deal with, I wouldn't work for that $400,000/year salary. Hell, I was making more than that as an Engineer and working a fraction of the hours.

Here's the total amount of taxpayer $ the past 10 Presidents took as salary: Trump: $0.00 Biden: $1.6 Million Obama: $3.2 Million W Bush: $3.2 Million Clinton: $1.6 million HW Bush: $800K Reagan: $1.6 Million Carter: $800K Ford: $500K Nixon: $1.1 Million

@PartialOpinions @HumansNoContext Or it’s staged af you dumb fucking morons

@HumansNoContext Man clearly just got robbed. There's literally no logical reason to start talking to a bystander who could identify him, if he were not the victim.

Definition of being at the right place and the right time

@KTBSBets @Jacobtheclipper How he ended too

@Jacobtheclipper This how Kobe started 👀

Bronny from the logo 🔥🔥🔥

@wolf_blazzing @King_XIX

@King_XIX Wait they have sweet chili sauce. I love sweet chili sauce

Wendy’s really lost me swapping the sweet & sour for this funky ass sweet chili sauce 😭😔

@Wendys @King_XIX Still confused why you took it away?

@King_XIX VOTE NOW TO BRING BACK SWEET AND SOUR

@F2theBo @KillaKreww @jakepaul The only thing he’s wrong about is Kimmel. His show literally got temporarily cancelled by the government because Trump wasn’t happy about it. Both sides are hypocrites about comedy.

@KillaKreww @JakePaul NAILED IT!!! I said the exact thing he said. From Republicans messing up by getting mad. As far as Druski, haha, I love it. No one is safe. Pull some crazy ish, and he may put you in front street.

Theo Von and Jake Paul discuss how HILARIOUS the Druski Erika Kirk skit was, and Jake Paul reveals he’s working on a “BLACKFACE” skit in response to Druski 😳😭👀 “The sh*t that pisses me off is kids can’t be black for Halloween… he wants to be LeBron” 🤣

@sasimons Anyone who believes anything Trump says is an absolute moron. Unfortunately absolute morons support Trump.

Tim Dillon says Trump's second term is "the greatest con in history" and that one could not have expected any of it after his first term, when he "governed kind of like a nineties liberal"

@Fullcourtpass What did Steph do?

Jaden Ivey calls out Steph Curry 😳 “He don't know Jesus... I pray he's saved in Jesus name... All that stuff isn't gon matter on Judgement Day. All them rings he got. All them rings LeBron got. All them rings Jordan got... They gon try to stop me, but I'm not. I'ma keep speaking the truth.”

@BeholdPaleH0rse “Rig ending” is major cope.

I can’t get over this moron. You guys wanna pretend it’s real? Okay let’s pretend it’s real. This is a moron who is paid millions of dollars who instructed his players to play volleyball with 10 seconds left rather than hold it and get fouled. Stupidest, rig ending of 2026. #Duke

@o2theflo @TheTennisLetter She’s quite butch

@TheTennisLetter She’s so petty; that’s why she will never be a crowd favorite (in addition to screaming during every shot)

Aryna Sabalenka after beating Coco Gauff in the Miami final: “I don’t know where you are, that lady that hoped for the ‘out.’ I shouldn’t have been that rude. But come on, you cannot do that. Let’s agree that we both were wrong. Sorry” 😭😭😭😭 “I wanna say thank you to my team. Wow you guys are growing. We’ll need to ask the tournament for a bigger box because you guys are not fitting in that little space over there 😂. Thank you so much for being with me, for making me a better player and better person. Thanks for.. I don’t know for what, for everything 😂. You guys are the best that’s for sure.” “Thank you to my fiancé… sounds good you know?” ❤️

@RealJessica I hate stupid people tbh. I feel like most maga is low IQ or selfish.

Truth.

@tiddyboyhoe @ytcliplug @sensbacy @ayekeeno Beat me to it

@ytcliplug @sensbacy @ayekeeno you're a dumb mother fucker.

Will Ferrell says he doesn’t buy ANYTHING for his kids, saying when they travel as a family he flies first class and makes them sit in economy on a whole different airline 😭😂 “they gotta earn it… they just gotta figure it out, I had to” x.com/icanafforditt/…

@purplepain_ @SnapAgainThanos @BrickCenter_ God I hate this place

@siber88 @SnapAgainThanos @BrickCenter_ Read my tweet again clearly u didn’t understand

SGA SHOVES Derrick White and gets 2 free throws. Derrick White NEVER TOUCHED SGA

@purplepain_ @SnapAgainThanos @BrickCenter_ I mean this clearly affected his shot though

@SnapAgainThanos @BrickCenter_ If u have to slow it down that much and zoom in that much and it still doesn’t look like a foul then boy idk 😂😂

@EricLDaugh @Billyismyboss Retard

@Billyismyboss Trump is the peacemaker!

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just said Iran's leaders sent him a "present" as part of proving who is really in control The present, related to oil and gas, arrived today, worth a "tremendous amount of money" "They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money." "And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize." "They gave it to us, and they said they were going to give it, so that meant one thing to me — we deal with the right people." "No, it wasn't nuclear-related. It was oil and gas-related, and it was a very nice thing they did." "But what it showed me is that we're dealing with the right people."

@Eben3zerCo @margarettobin @HustleBitch_

@margarettobin @HustleBitch_ I have a 22 years difference with an 11 year marriage and additional 2 years of dating before marriage. Still in-love. Also, Melania and Trump are 25 years difference.

Karoline Leavitt, 28, with her 61-year-old husband. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@paramountplus I hate your network. You advertise for March madness I buy the channel there’s no games on. How can you guys be held responsible???

At the edge of our seats 💺 Stream #UFCLondon this Saturday at 4PM ET on Paramount+ #UFConParamount

@getrichordietri @AmericaPapaBear This is AI and everyone here is a sucker

@AmericaPapaBear Imagine risking your life to catch someone, only to get hit with a bill bigger than your rent. This is why men walk past now. 'Not my problem' hits different when gratitude turns into a $250k invoice America: where helping is a liability.

@eliTX62 @EmmaScott Yea she hates attention 😆

@EmmaScott imo she is probably just nervous

Watching Erika Kirk try 37 different emotions during this reminds me of how dogs will see you holding a treat and run through all the tricks they know hoping one is the correct one.

@Konrad__Adam @KerryBurgess Can we get an update

@KerryBurgess Oil went up to $700 Oh wait ONLY $77-87 range???? Don’t be a PANICAN 😂🫡

God, I wish America would elect ordinary people with common sense instead of corrupt Baal worshipping, Zionist, paedophiles. On behalf of the rest of the world, is that too much to ask?