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#nrlbroncosbulldogs BBL

Let me know when it’s sorted

@SuperCoachNRL @StatsPerform @2jazza Not that hard to update this one would assume?

Justice for @2jazza and Brock

I had to charge £200 for extra cleaning on our Cornwall Airbnb this week. £400 a night and look what they did. Wine rings on the slate. Cups everywhere. A candle burnt to nothing. In our day you left a place better than you found it. Now they walk away like it's a hotel.

@AlboMP Thanks bro that’ll do it

NEWS: Every worker can get a $1,000 instant tax deduction next financial year.

CBA headquarters after lending $1.8m to a homebuyer to buy the $2m home of another one of their borrowers who was about to default on their $1.2m mortgage

SWR is a masterclass in UK service failure. 🚆📉 🕒 1 in 3 trains is late. ❌ 20,000 services cancelled/part-cancelled in the last year. 💸 £8.25 MILLION paid in compensation (670K+ claims)—yet most pax never bother. When does this nightmare end? @Heidi_Labour @SW_Help

@CamDonDuncan @baz170 Have to wash my eyes out whenever I do Callum!

@baz170 Don’t watch much SL do you?

If Matt Dufty can still get a starting gig in the NRL then I don’t want to see a single Aussie fan talk down the quality of SL again….

@johnnyddavidson They would have to pay him another £1m a month after he realises he has to live in Hull

What a sport:

@DuncanStott Have you seen the petrol prices? I took the Porsche out on Sunday, just a little run to the golf club, and nearly fainted at the pump. Where is this government looking? Am I supposed to raise the rent again? Because I will. 🇬🇧

Tenants in our third buy to let complaining about a bit of damp again. This generation wants everything handed to them. Margaret's horse costs us £800 a month and you don't hear us moaning. Open a window and get on with it.

Our lovely little holiday home in Cornwall. Our daughter asked if she could stay there with the kids this summer. Honey, we'd love to but it's booked on Airbnb all through August. £400 a night. We're not a charity. She earns £35,000 a year she can find a Travelodge.

Royal Mail attempted to deliver a box of cakes to a property only to find it was empty so they were taken back to the office Staff at the office handed them out to workers a month later at 5:30am not realising they were SPACE CAKES 😂😂 One postie ate 4 ☠️

@drvyom My thoughts whenever I look at @miz35_ or @2jazza

Melbourne wins best city in the world, even though Sydney is cooler, prettier and sunnier. The difference is the people. Peer into the eyes of any Sydney-sider, especially a child, and you will see nothing but malice.

@AmanTalksNRLSC Pour one out for Shemara

On the 🍻 tonight after a slog of a preseason. Appreciate you all for the support 🙏🏽 good luck with your RD1 team and season! 🔥

@AdamSchefter @MitchMoody1 holy GIBBS

Trade: Lions are sending RB David Montgomery to the Texans for a 5th-round pick, per sources.

@NFL @Accenture @oregonfootball @MitchMoody1 le black book

Kenyon Sadiq had one of the best days ever by a TE at the Combine: 40-Yard Dash: 4.39 (best ever by a TE) Vertical Jump: 43.5’’ (second-best ever by a TE) Broad Jump: 11’1’’ (third-best ever by a TE) @Accenture | @oregonfootball

No Sun 20 day streak

@FantasyPros @MitchMoody1 😎

If you drafted one of these guys you probably didn't make the playoffs 😬

@SThingsMeme @MitchMoody1

Max was in a coma for 2 years, so how did she graduate?