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@afneil Starmer is not a socialist, you are supposed to be an independent journalist so stop pushing disinformation.

Reports that Keir Starmer to appoint Sadiq Khan to House of Lords. Why does a socialist PM still make people ‘lords’ in 2026? Why does a socialist Mayor even think of accepting? Labour 2024 manifesto promised to ‘replace’ the Lords with a ‘more representative second chamber.’ What happened to that pledge? Labour has a massive majority and should be able to push through long-overdue radical reform. Or just abolish it. But like every PM before him Starmer has found it convenient to keep the Lords largely as it is (bar getting rid of hereditaries, a modest change). In this case ‘elevating’ Khan to remove him as a leadership threat.

@chris_kratovil Did he say anything regarding causing the early (and needless) of tens of thousands of elderly citizens because him and his incompetent greedy staff were too busy arranging VIP fast lanes for their mates to steal public money?

It’s not every day that one gets to listen to a former British Prime Minister recite from memory the opening passages of The Iliad in Ancient Greek, with no notes, in response to a random question from an undergraduate—and all while wearing what appear to be Thomas The Tank Engine socks. But today was one such day. My thanks to my good friend Brad LaMorgese for the opportunity to see the colorful and comic Boris Johnson speak tonight at the University of Dallas.

@JohnCleese After a few select families did very nicely out of it thank you very much. The rampant racism today bears witness to the slave raping Tory scum of the past.

The slave trade that had been going on for several thousand years, with Africans and Arabs deeply involved It was not an idea dreamed up by the British But they did put an end to it, thanks largely to the Quakers

@BethanyCherisse @stefanie_ladley Insulting people for clicks, you seem pleasant.

This is COVID-19 2.0. The fuel shortages are engineered. Completely fabricated by the club of the powerful ruling elite. They want to limit your travel. They want to control your food supply. They want to force you into the cities. They want to make you 100% reliant on them. They want to force your compliance by reliance. They want to control you. Five minutes into the idea of a shortage, and they already have you begging for mandates. Begging for more government control. They have the media sell you the fear, available on every screen and free on every corner. Everywhere you look, there is an sensationalised diet of fear free for the taking. And oh boy do you eat it up, down it like liquor, consume it like candy. In a frenzied panic, you yourselves create a shortage that didn't previously exist. And your inane, fear-fuelled, panicked hysteria causes the demand to outstrip the supply. And then the shortages do start. And of course, the shortage of one necessity flows on to the next, as the supply chain dictates. First comes fuel rations. Then come food rations. Then comes limits on where you can go, and when, and why. Then comes a digital system you have to opt in to which allows you to get your coupons and passes to buy your fuel, buy your food, and travel. Nothing unscrutinised. Everything monitored and limited. Controlled. Because they want to completely control you. And like the absolutely brain-dead bootlickers that you are, you crawl to their feet and beg for the solution that was pre-determined before the manufactured crisis began. "Govern me harder, daddy. Just keep me safe", you wail desperately from your knees. Too stupid to even realise that you quite literally construct your own prison and demand your own jailers. What an embarrassment you all are.

@EdwardOakenfull @NotFarLeftAtAll @themournelady Like Clarkson milking the BBC for years?

@NotFarLeftAtAll @themournelady The British economy is completely unbalanced. It rewards the unproductive at the expense of productive, hard working taxpayers. This cannot go on. Eventually, it bankrupts itself as too many are taking out and too few paying in.

🚨 Jeremy Clarkson on the Greens Manifesto “It’s a fairly straightforward message. 'You work, and then we take the money you pay in taxes and give it to the fat and the lazy.'" 🎯

@NotFarLeftAtAll @jackhamm8r The same man gorged himself on free lunches at the BBC for years. I really despise that fat cunt.

@THFC_OLAS Why do you care? Fuck off back to your foreign life you immigrants scum.

Not a rainbow flag, woke preacher or player taking the knee anywhere to be seen. Just football fans getting their escapism on a Saturday afternoon…

@nickbeenham @tds122 I know he has an amazing record and is a worthy pick, I just picked the other two for pace and out & out finishing ability. Plus England never lost a single game that Ian Wright started.

@sideandaprayer @tds122 Bobby Charlton's 251 goals and 202 assists for club, record England goal scorer for donkeys years. Then you can add 4 league titles, an FA Cup, a European Cup, a Ballon d'Or...oh and throw in a World Cup too!

My All time England XI 1 Banks 2 Alexander Arnold 3 Cole 4 D Walker 5 Moore 6 Robson (c) 7 Gascoigne 8 Scholes 9 Shearer 10 Charlton 11 Greaves

@faustocoppi60 It’s boring Mihai, every racer has an obligation to thrill the public. Nobody other than 🇩🇰 folk will miss JV when he retires, which will hopefully be soon.

And that's why Jonas Vingegaard afforded to not spend energy on a sprinter stage: he had the mountains left where races are won by minutes not seconds. 🚀🇩🇰 Meanwhile, sore/injured Evenepoel was dropped as expected. #Voltacatalunya105

@nickgoff79 Tweet of the Day 👍🏼

Is Hanger Lane the only gyratory on the road network or are there other gyratories elsewhere and what is gyratory?

@sportsinfive The desperation of LIV stans is hilarious

How often was Tiger Woods high on pills when he was making decisions about the future of the pga tour? How does your biggest star abuse pills for 2 decades and not fail a drug test? Never want to falsely acuse someone but anyone with a working brain has to wonder if he used PEDs

@Finumus1 Just what you need with 2 small kids asleep at 3:30am.

If Britain wasn't allergic to growth we could have had one of these watching the planes land at London City airport. How cool would that have been?

@mrwtffacts The Masi’s weren’t playing games with the rapey cunt

In 2004, serial rapist Akku Yadav terrorized a slum in India for over a decade, raping dozens of women, murdering at least 3 people, and walking free every time thanks to police corruption. On August 13, while appearing for a bail hearing, around 200 women (many his victims) stormed Nagpur District Court armed with kitchen knives, stones & chili powder. They threw chili in his eyes, stabbed him over 70 times, hacked off his penis with a vegetable knife, and left him dead on the courtroom floor.

@DjsAviation I flew with #AirChina 3 weeks ago, fantastic staff, great food, comfortable plane. Def use them again instead of Middle East stopover next time. ✈️

Air China has reported a net loss of US $255 million for 2025 🇨🇳

@sportsinfive It’s such a non story, one man said let’s toss a tee, other man says no.

The Rory fanboys overreacting to this story was a given

@macbody @BohunickaNikola Show me the smugness when he does it at Paris - Roubaix.

@sideandaprayer @BohunickaNikola Okay. I’ll bite…. Which wheel did he sniff the last 5 km today?

When you ever feel stupid, remember that there were people who thought Remco and Almeida were on Jonas’s level 🤭

@picklesf87 @State9Mac @springsteen Everyone has the right to raise political issues that matter to them. Townshend sung “we won’t get fooled again” but I guess that’s ok if you like him.

@sideandaprayer @State9Mac @springsteen And there it is. Passing the buck. Pete was acquitted of those charges. Pete is the far superior songwriter and guitarist to Springsteen. Plus he’s right not to bring up politics.

Legendary RnR 🤘🏻🤘🏻lead guitarist Pete Townshend on @springsteen !

@picklesf87 @State9Mac @springsteen bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

@State9Mac @springsteen I wish I could like this post 1000 times. Give them hell, Pete!

@sirpercy73 Why have a dog and bark yourself? The cab is there so you don’t have to walk.

Please answer me this?? There’s a line of 5 cabs all ranked up Why do people come to the 4th cab instead off going to the first cab? 🤯🤯🤯🤦‍♂️

@FestAKINBUSOYE @TfL What’s stopping you from dragging him upstairs and arresting him?

At 16:30 today, a guy jumped through the ticket barrier at St. John's Wood tube station right in front of me. I shouted to call the attention of the @TfL staff sat in his box thing. The staff member just told me he can't do anything. Silly me had to pay to get through the barriers. So I walked down the escalators (which has finally been fixed after six months), caught up with the fare dodger to ask him why he didn't pay. The guy said "I can't afford to. Cost of living and that!". I told him I have to pay for him not paying and I am affected by the cost of living too. He had the cheek to then say "Well that's up to you man. We are all struggling and walked off" Yes we are all struggling, but what exactly is the point of TfL staff when someone blatantly crashes through ticket barriers and they literally do nothing.