Tony

@blessedorkirst But do you know the smoke signal for "new campfire, who dis?"

So if you would like to stay in touch and don’t have my phone number put out a smoke signal.

I’ve recently been teetering on the edge of deleting every reference to myself on the internet that I can

@MarjoleinR Is it too late for you to rename it "show"?

look leave me alone im using all my creative energy on myfringe show

dog

Is there a way of putting a bet on how long @Keir_Starmer can avoid getting soaked in the rain? Longer than the shelf life of a lettuce, but can he stay dry longer than Rishi was PM? Can his personal resilience and the combined forces of the civil service and the met do it?

@RealMattLucas northlanarkshire.gov.uk/roads-streetli… Scotland, we've got you covered. So many straight white bigots marching we have to spread it over months!

when people get killed for being straight?

There is only one leader who has successfully nailed the “wet jacket in a time of critical national importance” look…

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I work for the civil service, we're all underpaid, we all have some extremely important aspect of society in our control, every department is one nervous breakdown from going under and life would be dystopia without us, you fuckers have no idea.

@ScotRail are there app issues again? I've managed to buy a ticket but it won't download. Have tried both logging out and reinstalling the app but it still won't download

@ScotRail I will. But l feel you may have taken you to mean you personally and not you scotrail. I think you are probably doing what you can with what information you have, my frustration is Scotrail have put you (based on previous) in a position with poor practical back up.

@sidhancock I've already explained that this is an authorisation which will not result in a debit to your account. To discuss further please call 0344 811 0141 option 2. ^Paul

⚠️Some customers are reporting issues when attempting to buy tickets on our app. This is under investigation by our provider. Tickets are still available at Ticket Vending Machines, Ticket Offices and from on-train staff. We apologise for the inconvenience caused.

@ScotRail At the moment it says it has and quite frankly, I don't trust you so what the practical way of working this out?

@sidhancock If you've not received a ticket then the system will not debit your account though it may take a couple of days for the authorisation to drop off your account Tony. ^Paul

@cineworld I keep getting this message when trying to book, how do I resolve it?

@cineworld Is this still an issue, I'm having the same problem?

@Teddo_p Hi Lex, could you pop us a dm with your old unlimited numbers and we'll be able to help?

@cineworld what is going on? I can't book any tickets just says error adding tickets, member not qualified to take this recognition. My unlimited card shows fine in my account????

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

Thousands of adults identified as Jedis in the last census. I would’ve thought kids in temporary accommodation, on CAHMS waiting lists or struggling to get ASN support in classrooms might’ve been a better use of a front page. If this is what you’re worried about try some yoga

@blessedorkirst I got one. It has. I'm now part of a sub reddit where we focus dough hydration.

ok ok just had a talk with my bf where I was like "sometimes I get so excited while reading my eyes.. skip over entire paragraphs? n then I have to like force myself to stop reading and go back to read the parts I missed" n he was like "NO ONE DOES THAT" pls tell me I'm not alone

....lying naked on the floor